Saturday, December 26th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Tiffany Brissette (35)
Chris Daughtry (30)
Reichen Lehmkuhl (36)
Jared Leto (38)
Lars Ulrich (46)
Tina Wesson (49)
David Sedaris (53)
John Walsh (64)
Jane Lapotaire (65)
Phil Spector (70)

Posted by: Michael K


@ putas:

John Walsh & his wife are still married. They filed for divorced, but later reconciled. I met him a long time ago. He is a great guy.

Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!!!!1

Also hb to Chris, Jared & John!

I wonder what Phil got in his jail cell for his bday.

Happy birthday Chris Daughtry and John Walsh.

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KobeLover's picture

SOULTONIC----Thanks for the info!

Lohohater's picture

happy birfday, jared you sweet piece of ass, and second sexiest man on the planet!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

The only birthday slut I can get behind (not that he'd want me there -rmishot-) is David Sedaris. I cackle madly while reading his books.

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A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

Soultonic's picture

Wow...Tiffany Brissette from the 80's show Small Wonder. I forgot about her. She ain't no Punky Brewster however.

literarylioness's picture

Happy birthday David Sedaris. God he is so funny!

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Submitted by KobeLover on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 4:20pm.

Who in the world is Tiffany Brissette?
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I had to Google her and I still don't know.

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Who in the world is Tiffany Brissette?

stake_spike's picture

Jared Leto's almost 40 (!) and he dresses like an Emo Hipster? I really can't believe he's that old. I would have pegged him early 30's.

V.I.C.K.I. is 35? Jeebus. Have I been asleep or something? That just is not possible. I wonder if she still hangs out with Jamie and whoops up on Harriet's bitchy ass.

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January72's picture

HB, David Sedaris! If you read him, you know that his whole family is/was a hot mess ... I've found that people who survive wacky upbringing tend to be funny as hell.

@ madam Pince- Amen to that. I could never, and i mean NEVER prevail like he did. I cannot even watch a movie with something happening to kids esp. now..
Gone Baby Gone was so disturbing (one scene in particular..) i had to leave the room. I would end it all if something happened to my kids. And sadly he and his wife divorced after the tragedy (often a fallout that occurs when a couple loses a child like that) but he made sure Adam's death was not in vain and tried to prevent this from happening to others. He is what I would call a hero.

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You can't kill the Rooster!!! David Sedaris is the best!!!

(I'm in the minority here, but Amy makes me nervous.)

To John Walsh, who took a tragedy and turned it into a crusade: You keep chasing down those felons! Thank you for not curling up and dying when Adam did, but honoring his too-short life by protecting others.

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Jared Leto is a douche.

Lars Ulrich is fucking excellence, one of the few people in the music industry who is cool without being utterly affected/trying so damned hard. Happy B Day!

Sedaris is funny, his sister Amy is pretty hilarious too. Gerri in Strangers with Candy' brilliance. whole family is fab.

lora's picture

Yay Happy Birthday Jared Leto ur soo gorgeous =)

MizRo's picture

I love David Sedaris: his books make me laugh and laugh and laugh!! And one even moved me to tears (Naked).

Happy day to him and that man with a cause - John Walsh!

Raniya's picture

Oh Small Wonder!!!! I remember when she came to Colombia in the 80's and had to explain several times that no, she couldn't turn her head 360 degrees..
sweet memories..
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday, Jared Leto!

I remember "Small Wonder!" Thanks for another walk down memory land MK (and reminder of how old I am).

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:13pm.

O PLEEEEEECO!!!!

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I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it!!!
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*glares at Pleco with mom eyes and taps wrist where watch should be*

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:13pm.

O PLEEEEEECO!!!!

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I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it!!!

OnT: HB Jared Leto, you beautiful man.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:15pm.

Jared is 38? Nice! Happy barfday!
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It's funny - whenever someone refers to him as "Jared" I'm pretty sure that's the guy who dieted on Subway Subs....and I always think THAT is the guy who writes Just Jared. Not really consciously think it...it's just the way the thoughts go...and then I always click in and it's always Jared Leto who, in my mind, looks like Jude Law. Then I remember - no, that's Jude Law. And then I gotta go look Jared Leto up again *sigh*. So much work, this site!

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Gaza Strip's picture

Hey "mike" - I feel your pain, but some of the Walmart people seem to make it in here, too. Flying, especially around the holidays, is like taking a Greyhound with wings. Like jury duty, it's one of those class-merging horrors that can't be avoided. Well, unless you're the president, enjoying Hawaii IN THIS ECONOMY.

Mother Superior's picture

Jared is 38? Nice! Happy barfday!

I hope Phil gets a B-day cake made of snails, cow's eyes and Christmas turkey leftovers.

angel_i's picture

O PLEEEEEECO!!!!

IT's BOXING DAY!!!!

Do you have something for me?! :)

ONT:From Tiffany to Phil. Inneresting.

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!

Soultonic's picture

Birthdays before and after Xmas must suck. Everyone is spent from all the xmas shopping

Soultonic's picture

Happy birthday Jared Leto. He's a cutie.

I wonder if Phil gets to wear a birthday wig today?

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Plecostomus's picture

Vicki is older than Chris Daughtry?!??

I think my circuits just shorted.

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TheBreakdown's picture

OMG!

That heaux ıs 35!?

I almost feel old now.

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Yay! I love it when M.K. pics a relative nobody for the featured birthday slut.

Happy B-day, David Sedaris.

Jared Leto and I are eskimo brothers. :)

I'm stuck waiting in an airport with a bunch of people who look like they should be at Wal-Mart. :(

Small Wonder girl is 35!

David Sedaris is only awesome because he's Amy's brother.

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Happy Birthday, Vikki - from Vicki. LOL

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