Hot Slut Of The Day!
Angela Sims-Quinty of Cypress, Texas
This is a beautiful and inspirational love story about a woman's unconditional devotion to her one true soulmate: a hamburger from Krystal. It will tug at your heart strings like a cardiac arrest.
When Angela moved to Houston from Memphis, the one thing she missed the most was the greasy orgasm in a patty known as a Krystal hamburger. Then a couple of years ago, Angela was driving along the highway when she saw it. SHE SAW IT! A bright shiny new Krystal's! The angels screamed (or maybe that was her arteries weeping). If you can't relate, then think about this. What if you were driving along the freeway and you came across a tower of dildos, or a waterfall of vodka, or a gigantic drive-thru bong. Yes, Angela's Jerusalem is a Krystal's.
Angela had this to say about the day her life changed completely, “I started crying. Really, literally crying. You can ask my husband. He was my fiancé then, and we were driving so I could try on my wedding dress. Finding that Krystal's was total serendipity. We stopped and ate a bunch of burgers. They were exactly as I remembered them. Now my husband is a convert, too. We make the 30-mile round trip a few times a month to eat Krystal's."
After Angela devoured Krystal's entire stock, had a heart attack and returned home from the hospital, she wrote Krystal's home office a love letter.
The home office was so moved by Angela's letter that they decided to induct her into the Krystal Lovers Hall of Fame (aka Hillbilly Heaven)! On January 8, Angela and 40 of her friends will have a party at the Krystal's in Houston where a burger box featuring her face on it will be revealed! And for the next 30 days after that, Angela's precious face and story will be on every burger box at every single Krystal's.
Angela already gave her acceptance speech, “I'd like to thank my husband, Daniel, my daughter Shelby and son Killian for supporting my Krystal's addiction. I couldn't have done it without them.”
And here I was thinking that there was no way in animal-style hell that I would every fulfill my dream of having my ass cheeks on every In 'N Out wrapper from here to Phoenix. I've got some writing to do!
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I caught this quote.
Maybe her brother Rick says it best. …
“You know you're a redneck when your sister's picture is on a Krystal's burger box.”
got to love it
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I've never had these burgers (or the others) and somehow I think that's a good thing.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Oh god, I want some Krystals so bad.
We used to have one here, but closed down a looooong time ago (80's). Love the little corndogs they have now. Yuuuuuum
OMG I'm about to move to Cypress....never even heard of "krystals" before.
MMM good for her! I'm crazy for KFC. Her son got the coolest name ever. I mean nothing beats being named Kill.
Loves White Castle Burgers like she loves Krystal burgers. Those Krystal burgers do look like WC sliders. I mean I cross state lines and pay toll to drive for my fix, so I relate to her.
Guess an In-And-Out burger is too healthy for Angela.
That Krystal burger looks like a White Castle burger. Eh, it'll give you the runs.
I don't get the appeal of White Castle but I share MK's In-N-Out obsession. I live in Phoenix and the nearest one is about 20 mins away, right off the freeway, in Tempe. I always order extra fries to satisfy my gullet.
Yo horz! I'm home for my holidays and damn that champagne anyway. I loooove my office peeps and got them all good and smashed. We all stood around and yelled "bitch" at some twatwaffle who came in to do "regular business" when we were getting our drunk on. BTW where is Spicy and his hairy parade of masculine asses? Please don't tell me he got bounced! :(
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
A Krystal's (only one) came to San Antonio, TX a few years ago ('05?). My mum tried to get me to go there but the way she described it (something revolting) made me stay away. It just doesn't look appetizing. And sometimes I see their billboards featuring a nasty greasy burger (not the delicious kind) with like 3 layers of meat. It just doesn't look yummy. Plus they have krinkle fries and I HATE krinkle fries.
I've never eaten at a Krystals. We don't have 'em here in Ohio, but I'm pretty sure they're the same exact, sickening thing as White Castle Sliders, so I get the idea of what they are. I have not and will not consume White Castle unless I am shit faced drunk...and even then, I always regret it. You wake up the next day feeling like you threw up, then ate your throw up.
Honest to God, I am reading this post at a Krystal's in Memphis (buying a gift card and 2 Krystals for myself 'cause I'm hungry!).
i have lived in texas my entire life, was born in houston and lived there for 17 years and Ive never heard of this fuckin place. shit looks nasty though.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:48pm.
Are yew one o' them lizard people from that show "V"?
------------ No. Im just a freak .... bwwaaahhha. ;]
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:42pm.
I like mice
--------- Me too. They make a nice addition to my all meat diet. Plus, they feel all squigly when you swallow them. =]
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Are yew one o' them lizard people from that show "V"?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:42pm.
I like mice
--------- Me too. They make a nice addition to my all meat diet. Plus, they feel all squigly when you swallow them. =]
I like mice so I don't hunt them. I don't hunt anything, actually, because I like all animals.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
What I saw was maybe 2 new posts a day before it was shut down. It wasnt very active there. Here at least there is stuff to read.
* Yawns *
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:37pm.
When the alts are behaving and the regs are all in the forum sharing stories or even just being silly sluts, it was fun.
The arguing, name calling and "mouse" hunting is OLD, TIRED and fucking BORING!
:: Concur Face ::
When the alts are behaving and the regs are all in the forum sharing stories or even just being silly sluts, it was fun.
The arguing, name calling and "mouse" hunting is OLD, TIRED and fucking BORING!
I must be hungry because that burger doesn't look too yucky to me.
Just back from a last minute trip to the State store.
Roo - I dont come in here much.. usually at this time of day I am sleeping. I read the main, but usually Im just too tired to really post. I like the forum better for chit chat. I lose my place in here too much.
The forum was boring anyway. Just a bunch of cats running away and living under porches. I read there at night because it made me sleepy. The good reading was here on the main page.
Mamma Moore has been posting on the main regularly. Same with goopy, Morb pops in from time to time, as does Ang.
No big whodonit there.
@ Spice Dong-I know you said don't reply, but I'm gonna!
I said I would RATHER look at hairy assholes than read some other people's posts...
I wouldn't report someone for hairy anything!
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
For hating the forum you stupid bitches won't STFU about it, huh?
Funny how the forum regs are suddenly all showing up on the same day. Hmmm.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Yes, Krystals are like White Castle. Krystals are out of Chattanooga so they are mainly in the SE. I think the burger border is in Nashville where you have both brands.
ANG!!!????? Is that YEW???
xoxoxox
The forum is dead but the B.S. lives on.
If you havent noticed I have said before that I read here all day everyday and always have. I do know everything cause I have been reading here for years and years. Its my crack without a hairy asshole.
Are Krystal burgers like White Castle burgers? Never heard of Krystal, but the burgers looks small and they come in boxes, just like White Castle.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
My my, Marvin, for someone who has only been here FIVE weeks, you sure do seem to know an awful lot.
Your extra R is showing. Bye bye!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugarroo
You are very much mistaken also you are wrong about who got Spice Dong banned. It was Original Putas. It wasnt "some troll" who has been here for 8 weeks.
@ ROO - I figured hozilla was here in one form or the other.. that crazy cant help herself. ;]its allll a moussssseeeeeee conspiracy. bwwwaaahhhaa.
Never eaten at that place. The burgers look gross. HAPPY HOLIDAYS MK AND EVERYONE ELSE! :)
Double post. Muh computer needs more memoreh.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:04pm.
It is indeed. And if you ever see "EMMATRUDE" - that's Deep Ho trying to be incognito. Certified Alt/Marvin/Quality Assmonkey is here, too. *yawn*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:02pm.
Marvin, all you do is piss people off on here. You never have anything nice or positive to say so why do you even bother? I liked you better when you were SinHawtra on the forum and that's saying something because I hated that asshole
--------- O.NO. Roo.. "its" not here too, is it?
Marvin, all you do is piss people off on here. You never have anything nice or positive to say so why do you even bother? I liked you better when you were SinHawtra on the forum and that's saying something because I hated that asshole.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
Morb, the lack there of.
---- Aww okay. Well I need some entertainment. Cant sleep =[ So I figure fuck it.. I'll D it for a bit.
Morb, the lack there of.
Are we still talking hairy assholes?
Drama - heard from him this morning. Things aren't well. I'll send you a PM via FB.
MK labels pics NSFW and you have to click to see them. I don't want to see cock and balls while I eat lunch. I don't want my coworkers to see it either.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:36pm.
&? The last thing I saw was his status from 11 hours ago. Is he any better?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
bump
Ah. Proof positive as to why the median weight in this country is 200 pounds. Everyone be sucking down those Krystals, or White Castles, or Double Doubles (they ARE delicious!) hand over fist.
This moving testimonial really belongs on:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
Heard from Jack on FB.