Has Susan Sarandon Moved On To A Younger Piece?
Yesterday afternoon, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins broke hearts everywhere by announcing that they ended their 23-year relationship this past summer. I figured that they simply ran out of things to talk about and their genitals coughed up a "meh" whenever seeing the other one naked. But some are saying that 63-year-old Susan traded 51-year-old Tim in for a 31-year-old piece named Jonathan Brinklin. Jonathan is the son of the founder of Subaru America and a partner in Spin, a ping-pong club in NYC that Susan is an investor in.
You know, whenever I read about ping-pong, my gutter brain immediately flashes to the scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert where that hot bitch Cynthia launches a ping pong ball out of her poon. Please tell me that's how Susan and her boy toy play ping pong on Sunday nights. Maybe Susan can schedule a couples match with Vadge and Baby Jesus?
Anyway, some source tells Gawker that Susan has made Jonathan her full-time ping pong poon partner. But Susan's rep shot this rumor down by saying, "The rumors are absolutely untrue. Susan's relationship with Jonathan Bricklin is strictly a business one."
Maybe Susan's spokesbitch is telling the truth. Because after watching this interview with the long-lost Jonas Brother, I'm not sure if he plays ping pong on Susan's team. Jonathan's peek-a-boo lisp made my ass twitch.
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Submitted by basset.hound on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 1:39pm.
lol. My boyfriend is friends with Jonathan and I've chatted with him a bunch of times. I've witnessed him flirting with women, and I know women who tell me he's come on to them. After reading this post, I asked a reliable pro-player who has been part of Naked Ping Pong/Spin for a while about this Susan-gossip, and he wrote back, "Gotta say I have NO idea!!!" (He's also friends with Susan.) How could he have no idea? He's there All the time. I vote not-gay, he's a hipster, friendly guy, I doubt the Susan thing but I'm going to dig more.
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If he's friends with Susan, how can he have no idea?!
Sounds like he wasn't telling all he knows and that it is true.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Cool, she wanted some younger ass. Go Susan go!
Okaay...not a good idea to tell pple your papa (who no doubt supports his wittle boy's projects) that he fucking burps, sneezes, etc while sleeping. Not a part of any conversation. Ever. Trust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
"Jonathan's peek-a-boo lisp made my ass twitch."
So he's not after Thusans boobsth!!
lol. My boyfriend is friends with Jonathan and I've chatted with him a bunch of times. I've witnessed him flirting with women, and I know women who tell me he's come on to them. After reading this post, I asked a reliable pro-player who has been part of Naked Ping Pong/Spin for a while about this Susan-gossip, and he wrote back, "Gotta say I have NO idea!!!" (He's also friends with Susan.) How could he have no idea? He's there All the time. I vote not-gay, he's a hipster, friendly guy, I doubt the Susan thing but I'm going to dig more.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
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His dad is Malcolm Bricklin, founder of Subaru America. He doesn't need her money.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
One of my few but solid talents is being able to tell a bit about someone from just a picture. I've called shit on guys my friends have dated and it's often on the money. Anyway.. this one anyone can see just looking at him - his eyes have that twinkle/flirtiness that dammit, say 'GAY' all over it. Then I decided to hear him speak and yep. He's gay. Or at least bi but she's definitely barking up the wrong tree. Regardless these rumors raise his profile, no doubt.
Susan ıs too much woman for hım whıchever way he prefers to butter hıs bread.
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Holy Mary mother in the manger ... don't even need my gaydar for this one. Sorry Suzie, you're not his type.
This makes me sad. They are one couple I thought would last forever!
She is totally fucking him and should be a proud GILF...or is she technically a GGILF??? Whatevs...If she can get a young poofer to give her ol' cooch a wang salute, I say good for her...just keep the cash flowing to keep him around...Madonna can advise you on that, deary...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I refuse to believe that Susan Sarandon would give up a 23 year relationship for that.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
He's adorable. He's old enough to be her kid so its totally gross.
*durr*
Pleco, you mean the link?
I have NO FRACKING IDEA! Frat boy phuckery!!
I'm going to yesterday's Open Post. Meet me there.
*madface*
*slams door*
TM!!!!!!!!!!
@ Husbands_And_Wives : Susie certainly has a thing for these man-children, eh? 'Member when she first picked up Tim? He was just a gangly overgrown man-child - just like this one.
@ DiamondDawg: WHAT was THAT? Looks straight out of a Johnny Knoxville show.
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Bottom-feeder.
Oh, Susie. He's gay dear, find another.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Ok. I was gonna post this last night, but did not out of respect for Marvin!
I don't know why or how I found this, because these words are NEVER part of any of my Youtube video searches. I guarantee you it's not a Rick Roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYZP2kDwM9Q&feature=related
MK is right on this one... 'totally vile' does not come out of a hetero man's mouth. he threw me off with the puffy eyes though. confirmation would need to come from his shoes.
Susan, Susan, Susan...I know it's hip to be a cougar now a days; out with the old and in with the new, but if your gonna catch yourself a young fish make sure he's a hot studly muffin and not this guy who will try on your panties while you sleep.
*barf*
he is gross
Submitted by tiny monkey on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 3:58pm.
I love how he says the ping pong club is for EVERYONE... from athletes to entertainers to "financial people"... but hopefully just the most interesting of them.
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Hhahaha you noticed that, too, eh? Oh yeah "everyone" indeed.
What a douche.
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Bottom-feeder.
I love how he says the ping pong club is for EVERYONE... from athletes to entertainers to "financial people"... but hopefully just the most interesting of them. Sounds like an asshole to me. And Gay.
Like the "Krishtshtun" singers who divorce each other to shack up with others in their clique, it's fun that it happens on the other end of the spectrum. Some liberal douche talking about his "film" nobody but he and his momma saw, and we paid to make probably.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 3:00pm
Nobody ever gets what they want for Christmas. That's why you gotta master the "face" early on, so we can pretend to like the crap we're given.
Alhough this year I'm not going to pretend. If it's crap I'm gonna say it's crap.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
WTF is a PingPong club? Is that really a place where you play ping pong, or is that code for something else?
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He used to host naked ping pong:
"...Brinklin was known for hosting Naked Ping Pong, an occasional party at a TriBeCa loft attended by models, hipsters, and celebs as diverse as 50 Cent and Salman Rushdie." - From Page Six.
This one in kinky!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Ohhhh, yes, the butterflies are definitely flying outta that one's mouth.....
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Oh please just looking at him for the few seconds while I scrolled down I could tell he was gay.
The video just reaffirmed it.
He's got "teh gay" written all over his face...no these two are doing anything BUT having sex together!
Uh....no. I would say that these two have slumber parties and do each others nails. No way are they having anything that resembles sex.
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Hi Ang! *Waves vigorously* I never saw that movie before.
That ping pong video.....lmao!
Later whores! I won't get what I want for Christmas, but I hope all of you do and have a wonderful day tomorrow!
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She did in The Hunger w/ Catherine Denueve.
Has Susan become a Lesbian?
LA on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:44pm.
That guy is not straight.
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Seriously!! Come on. He is so not into women.
I suspect Tim was not entirely faithful all along and so Susan is doing exactly as she pleases now. More power to her.
MK! May we PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ have an OP?
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That guy is not straight.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
WTF is a PingPong club? Is that really a place where you play ping pong, or is that code for something else?
------------ I think its the new millenniums version of bath house.
Thanks. I had no clue.
WTF is a PingPong club? Is that really a place where you play ping pong, or is that code for something else?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:39pm.
Boy am I outta the loop.
There is to be a Lovely Bones movie?
(or there was?)
Damn!
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You silly! LOL! Yes, directed by Peter Jackson and susan is the boozy grandma.
Boy am I outta the loop.
There is to be a Lovely Bones movie?
(or there was?)
Damn!
Submitted by blacklakemonster on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:35pm.
Who does she think she is, Demi Moore?
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That's the first thing I thought of, too.
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Who does she think she is, Demi Moore?
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:32pm.
@ Gwennie - yes, suicides, homeless freezing, drunken car accidents and the good old stand by... domestic violence related deaths.
EVERYTHING seems to escalate around the holidays.
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Sad. It's good you don't let it get you down.
Morbid - you have a life this year? Does that mean a MAN? lol
@ Gwennie - yes, suicides, homeless freezing, drunken car accidents and the good old stand by... domestic violence related deaths.
EVERYTHING seems to escalate around the holidays.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:27pm.
Morbid, Mama is in Florida and her son is home for the holidays. I know - I want to hear more of her stories about her mom, etc, but she never stays on her for long. It's kind too hard to chat. I hope you are well and taking care of yourself!
---------- It is hard, isn't it? I'm doing really well. Im working tonight, but then going out of town for the holidays until Monday or so. For the first time in a long time... I am NOT working on Christmas day. This year I have a life too ...lol.
@ Moribd, wait what do yo mean by this: Work has been busy.. its the holidays and all.
Holidays and all? :( suicides?
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