Tila Tequila Is Not Pregnant
Color me fucking shocked, because Tila Tequila jumped the womb by announcing on her Twatter that she's knocked up. The other day, Tila caused a bunch of hos to Google "Can ladyboy leprechauns get pregnant?" when she said that she is acting as a surrogate for her brother and his wife. Thankfully, there's a glimmer of hope for humanity because she is not currently carrying a fetus in her Easy Bake Oven. BITCH BOGUS!
Tila told Life & Style, "I'm about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I'm going to give him a Christmas present that's going to change his life. I don't have time to take care of a real baby of my own -- not yet however -- I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of."
And there you go, this has been another chapter in The Ladyboy Who Cried Wolf.
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She's a narcisstic, delusional twat.
What does she mean there's not enough space in 140 characters? She'd already tweeted "I am going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife. That is my Christmas present to them."
That explains everything - it was her choice to add (lying) "I'm pregnant."
Ecch. Please to ban this creature. And Happy Christmas everyone! :D
who gives a fat rats ass about this skank from hell. She is so unsexy...with her plastic everything....and is her brother insane for even thinking about using her damaged, disease ridden womb to nurse a fetus...now I know for sure that this is that pathetic whore's attention getting ploy..and yes, I agree, I wish she had died insted of Brittany, Micheal....everyone who died this year. Skank ho!!
The old I'm pregnant no I'm not attention ploy. Go back to playing with your tampon string.
How could she possibly get preggo when she has gonorrhea so far up her snatch they'd have to chisel it out?
SHOCKING!!!!
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Figures a lying attention whore like this stupid leg spread vietcong hooker would tweet "I'm Pregnant" then say she wasn't, with one of the most moronic explanations ever.
She needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can't stand this bitch; I truly hope she dies soon...
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Tila SLUTquila's official theme song:
"Oh, me so horny,
oh, me so horny,
oh, me so horny,
me love you long time"
I agree with Chris.
This chick will never give birth cuz her insides are infected with 100 diff STD's.
Why couldn't she have died instead of Brittany Murphy?
It's bitches like her, Blohan and Parisite that will live to be 80. Evil never dies.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm confused but somehow, I don't care to take the time to sort it all out.
Little_rascal, Just Jack,
☼Happy Christmas☼
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 5:12pm.
popping back in...saw the news. Some crazy-ass lady jumped a rope and knocked the Pope down during Mass!
I wonder if he was wearing those hawt ruby red shoes....
Night!
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Totally understandable. Anyone would kill for a pair of ruby-red Pradas.
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Bottom-feeder.
popping back in...saw the news. Some crazy-ass lady jumped a rope and knocked the Pope down during Mass!
I wonder if he was wearing those hawt ruby red shoes....
Night!
@ zomay
Merry Christmas !!! :-)
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 4:33pm.
I can't even begin to keep up with this wannabe Bai Ling's shenanigans.
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At least Bai Ling is foreign, so she can get away with it. This homegirl is trying to keep the scandelous spotlight on her, but it's beginning to get tacky and it will soon backfire. Take it down a notch Tequila.
I can't even begin to keep up with this wannabe Bai Ling's shenanigans.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Merry Catmas!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 3:40pm.
Merry Roomas! Merry Moomas! Merry Jackmas!
Marry Zoomas!
Her brother and sister-in-law probably told her to admit she was lying or they'd kill her. The people that know them and their unfortunate relationship to Tila were probably blowing up their cellies begging them to not to use her as a surrogate.
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I am not a pussy.
Twitter is the worst thing 2009 delivered. "When I tweeted..." Spare me. With Tila and Ashton and Demi and Perez as it's chief proponents may it die an ugly death.
♫Bradiful ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!♫
ZOMAY MAH PRECIOUS BUNNEH!
Merriest of Christmas to you and your little one.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Merry Roomas! Merry Moomas! Merry Jackmas!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
DANG IT. I was so looking forward to the countless food craving updates, twitter postings and nude pictures of her baby lumps.
LOL at Merry Bradmus Sugarmoo!
I AM STUCK TOO JIM!
It's only 11:00 am, I'll be off at noon. Woo Hoo
LOL! Merry Bradmas, Bradi! ♥
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
THANKS LIL_RASCAL!
Sweet dreams about...uh....um...to whoever you heart that's celebtrashtastic!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I think we should ban this bitch ass twat permanently from Dlisted. We already have enough lying skanks who are attention whores and fuck anything with a pulse.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Well Sugaroo, funny you ask, while going through the check out just a bit ago I glanced at the tabloids and just wanna wish The Brad could be at home in Missouri with his kids and his family.
True Story, did I mention Christmas time is also an annual PMS time?
Thanks for asking hor.
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUGAROO!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I wonder if it came as a shock to her bro to have her squealing, "I'm gonna get knocked up by my brother." Scratch that, he's probably used to this stuff.
That's a mercy.
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
@ Bradiful Bitch
Merry Christmas full of joy, peace and happiness and dreams of The Brad! ♥
Bradi, what is your Chrissmiss wish for Brad?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Mk just shoulda made this the OP.
No one cares about a bobbleheaded chickenhead anyway.
TILA NO ONE LIKES YOU!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Sorry, JIM, that stinks. Are you at least on est so your day is almost over?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
AM I THE ONLY STUCK IN THE OFFICE TODAY??
Lil, the Santas here wear shorts, its kind of silly but cute. Happy HOlidays Pleco and everyone.
Melekalikimaka!
*Hugz to Lil_Ras and JJ and all my other DListed hos*
OnT: *detonates the mine with TT in it*
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Bottom-feeder.
@ JustJack
Merry Christmas !!! ♥ ♥ ♥
HO HO HO
I bet all those blown-up Santas look pretty funny under swaying palm trees and blooming bougainvilleas? Hee hee
Merry Christmas Moo!!!
"Can ladyboy leprechauns get pregnant?"
Ha hahaha!
JUSTJACK! ♥ Merry Christmas!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Snideychick sez:
HUH? Why is it everything this asshat says makes no sense? Just shut your hole (ALL OF THEM) dumbass!
Happy/Merry (insert your holiday here) to all my fellow D-listers!
@ Plecostomus
Darling funny Pleco, Happy Festivus and Merry Christmas to you!
*kiss*
The Heenes got to go to jail for wasting everyone's time. WHy can't we do the same to this lying ho-bag?
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Bottom-feeder.
Yells Bye to Tequila going down the mine shaft...
*BYE BYe Bye bye*
Merry Christmas, horz!
*kicks Tila Tequila down a mine shaft*
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 3:05pm.
DAYUM! LOL! Who crapped in your Corn Pops today?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
shove a can of lysol up your cunt bitch...die already nobody cares