Johnny Knoxville Should Be Banned From Naming Babies
Bronx Mowgli has been challenged! The Los Angeles Times brings us the news that Johnny Knoxville's girlfriend Naomi Nelson gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday night. Their new baby weighed in at 8 lbs. and they have named him...ROCKO AKIRA CLAPP. None of that is a typo. This must be just another gory Jackass stunt. Rocko Akira Clapp is the same noise Steve-O made when he swallowed that goldfish and then threw it up.
Johnny's government name is Phillip John Clapp, so you can't really blame him for using the last name Knoxville. But why must he put his kid through that. Clapp is bad enough, but pairing it with Rocko makes it sound like something a nurse practitioner at the free clinic diagnoses you with after admitting that you let Gerard Butler wiggle the tip in. Poor child.
Johnny also has a 13-year-old daughter named Madison from his ex-wife. You know Madison has not stopped pointing and laughing at Rocko Clapp since Sunday.
via MSNBC
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The kid's initials are
RACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwB9m4FslO4
Mizro, I guess I don't believe in astrology. How the constellations were prancing across the sky when I was born has nothing to do with my personality or good looks (or lack thereof)...and yes those arms do indeed look waxed.
*wonders off back to another uneventful Christmas - It's just not the same without crazy obnoxious family members*
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Oh, and I came in to state that he looks like he waxes his arms... then I saw Saiko's comment and got distracted!
Half horse wankers? Are you referring to Sagittarians? I'm a Sag and not all of us can be broad-stroked with negativity, so Saiko, I admire that you still give love even if you've been hurt by those of my astro-sign.
How can you hate or avoid people (you have never met) just because of what star sign they were born under, and then point and laugh at J.W./Mormons/[insert religion here]?
I've met tons of two-faced bastard sons of diseased bitches and only 1 of them was a Gemini. The people that have wronged me the most in life are those damn half horse wankers! But I still show love...until you fuck with me...which I'll blame on you being a twat, not your star sign...but that's just me.
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Wow, and to think this guy was the engineer driving the train on Jesscia Simpson's ass a few years back...
I don't care what anyone says...
Thıs ıs straıght up chıld abuse!
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The lack of love for Geminis is making the Cancer cusp in me all sad inside..we're just misunderstood like most Scorpios.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
johnny used to be SO hot a few years back.. omg. he was gorgeous
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I think Bronx is worse. Rocko could be acceptable if they chance the k to a c. Nothing can save Bronx Mowgli. Goddamn, that's just horrendous. Rocko Clap sounds like the name of a boxer to me.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Tauruses and Capricorns too, I hear. Apparently caps get off on making the most money they can and building careers.
@ Centaurious
Speaking of $$$, Taurus (from my very personal marital experience) are fantastic at making money. Marry a Taurus ;-)
But Taurus = Bull, they are so stubborn!
Bye Centy, nice meeting you!
"Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 8:31pm.
@ a girlunderdelusions
I am drawn to Scorpio men like a magnet."
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They are very sexy if you can get over their jealousy and desires to hold secrets. I've crushed on a few of them too before lol.
Everyone, have a Merry Christmas !!!
agirlunderdelusions, Scorpios are very hot with romance but our downfall is incredible jealousy
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Good Lord...one of the reasons I broke up with the Scorpio was his incredible jealousy, which had no basis!
OK, y'all are making me nervous, gotta go and eat some Xmas cookies!
Be back later, Centy xo
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Tauruses are supposed to be extremely stubborn as their downfall.
@Centaurious
I think the Leo ego is the biggest problem to overcome but if you can deal with that, they seem to be great in every other damn way lol. Everyone has their good and bad sides I suppose.
Lil Ras, I was married to 2 Taurus men!
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LOL, my dad is a Taurus, and I adore him...however, he really annoys me because he can never make a decision!
I don't know if that is a Taurean trait, of whether it's just my dad!
He is very reliable and good with money, though.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@ a girlunderdelusions
I am drawn to Scorpio men like a magnet.
agirlunderdelusions, where he was "always right" and I was always wrong...
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God...you're making me nervous! That is the ONLY problem I have with my Leo girlfriend...she HAS to be right, and sometimes she is very wrong...
I just LET her be right most of the time, if it's major, I'll fight my battle.
We've been friends for 25 years, though, so I figure it's worth it.
She's a really great person.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@ Centaurious
Centy, happy birthday and Merry Christmas!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
I'm a true Pisces, very gentle, quiet, sensitive and nurturing, abhor confrontations and arguing, and men ADORE me because they all think I'm submissive. I was married to 2 Taurus men! hee hee
I love Aquariuses, if nothing else just for the fact they seem to be born with much intelligence. Just wish I could get along with them easier.
Pisces is a good match for Scorpio. Really good match. As far as Leo, I used to love one but the ego thing did get old after a while, where he was "always right" and I was always wrong... too much fighting for me :/ I still think a lot about him though. It was a power struggle because we both wanted to be the dominant one. Sex was awesome, though!
Lil Ras!, I am a Pisces. :-)
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No wonder I love you...my two best friends are Pisces and Leo!
I butt heads with the Leo from time to time, and sometimes the Pisces makes me crazy with her "head in the clouds" mentality, but we all get along great!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
DD, I married an Aquarius. Air + fire = a blowtorch.
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Sigh...your husband must be so cool. I loooooved my Aquarius boyfriend, we just weren't meant for the long haul.
Sooo...you're a Smithie! I'm seriously considering taking my two years of college and applying to the Wellesley older women's program.
I've been thinking about that for two year, btw!
I did visit the campus for a get-to-know you lunch two years ago.
Hmmmm....
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I am a Pisces. :-)
Scorpios are very hot with romance but our downfall is incredible jealousy. I really have to suppress mine, I get better with it at age though.
agirlwithdelusions, I'm scorpio and my sign is all me.
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OMG, I was SO in love with a Scorpio, once!
He was wealthy; I was poor.
I guess I'm a girl with delusions, too! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 7:54pm.
Hi agirlunderdelusions, I hate geminis too. All the ones I ever knew were two faced backstabbing friends.
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Right there with you on that.
Like I said, I've only known two...a girl who was the biggest, two-faced bitch (pretty, though),
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That makes sense, tho. Gemini is the sign of the "twins"
http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/gemini.html
Scorpios are white hot, romantically speaking.
you're
Centy, you don't get along too well with your mom because your a Capricorn and she's a Sagittarius. Gemini's are fun until they stick it to you. I'm thinking of 3 Gemini's i've known in my lifetime -one was a guy friend from college, one female friend from college (what a freakin' Smith mess that one was!) and a recent co-worker. Mean as a rattlesnake. Friends nevermore.
I married an Aquarius. Air + fire = a blowtorch.
Yeah, I don't believe in astrology so much either and I certainly won't believe you can predict the future with it but I always found it interesting how signs really do relate to people's personalities born within the time frame. I'm scorpio and my sign is all me.
agirlunderdelusions, *shrugs* I avoid geminis now.
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I hate to say it, but I do, too.
No other signs, I don't really believe in astrology, but I was so rocked by these two people that I just figure better safe than sorry.
I guess I do believe in it to a certain extent, or else I wouldn't avoid Geminis! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
a girlunderdelusions, I always found Aquariuses hard to get along with and relate to.. but god are they smart. Every single one I ever met.
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I agree, at least from my own experience. My boyfriend who I was almost engaged to was a tremendously talented artist and so bright, I just couldn't relate to him on his level.
Not that my level was necessarily lower, we were just speaking two different languages.
A sweetheart, though. I still keep in touch with his family, sporadically.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Yeah I can think of four geminis off the top of my head. They seem to love drama and tearing people's lives apart. Might just be my bad experience but I am somewhat superstitious with this stuff... *shrugs* I avoid geminis now.
Hi agirlunderdelusions, I hate geminis too. All the ones I ever knew were two faced backstabbing friends.
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Right there with you on that.
Like I said, I've only known two...a girl who was the biggest, two-faced bitch (pretty, though), and a guy who was the nastiest liar on earth.
Like, just for the fun of it....hurting people for his own amusement. Not just me, too.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I always found Aquariuses hard to get along with and relate to.. but god are they smart. Every single one I ever met.
"Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 7:44pm.
God, I hate Geminis with a passion. I haven't known many in my life, only two, but they are the worst."
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I hate geminis too. All the ones I ever knew were two faced backstabbing friends.
DD, Is she an Aquarius or Gemini?
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Yes, THAT one! I love it, that is how I think of you, even if you might be a fat, hairy, ole bear! :)
LOL, my mom is a Sag...we don't get along that great, but it could be worse. She's a pretty good girl, and I'm no prize either, I have to say...
God, I hate Geminis with a passion. I haven't known many in my life, only two, but they are the worst.
Aquarius is good, but not that compatible with me. My first love was an Aquarius, we were planning to get married, needless to say, we did NOT! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Merry Cuntmas Bitches! Just popped in to say Santa has left Australia and is on his way up your parts. He stopped off at Kmart to restock, so fear not - no-one will be disappointed...
Johnny Knoxville banged a chick?
I thought he dealt exclusively in circle jerks.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Hit the F5 key or "refresh"
It's Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
I *LOVE* her.
The movie is on YouTube if you haven't seen it in awhile.
"...the mean reds..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwcWRX0pcMI
This one, Centy?
Cashmere sweater??? Shit. I'd take that in a CVS plastic bag. Tell your mom I love her. Sounds like a real gem. LOL! Is she an Aquarius or Gemini?
Diamond Dawg! I want your pretty girl avie back:(
No one forgot, did they?
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Well my family lives all over the world, so they did all call...my mom and brother live kinda near me, I'm going to my brother's tomorrow.
Although when I stopped by my mom's house, she threw an unwrapped carton of cigs at me (appreciated!) and then disappeared into the bathroom and wrapping sounds were emanating...sigh...she's always like that, though!
When we were kids, we would come down the stair, and she'd be bellowing, "Santa is still here! Get back upstairs!"
We'd then be cleared to come down, and all of our gifts would be wraped in aluminum foil.
She got me a cashmere sweater, though, so it's not like it was a regift of moldy chocolates.
How was your birthday?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Rocco is horrible enough, but Rocko is just plain stupid. Madison is like the most dumbest name ever to boot. Bottom line his poor kids have terrible names.
ESE, could give it a shot! speaking of shots, i gotta go get booze! back later!
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OK...pick me up some Swedish Fish, Gummi Worms and Goldshlager...gotta keep keep the ole mop shiny!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Happy Birfday, Centy! Can you tell us what you got so far? Just kidding!! No one forgot, did they?
I had my birthday on Dec. 20 and my bros. forgot. I got a call at 7pm. Long after I had gone to bed crying. Such is my life! It happens EVERY YEAR. I would like to have been an August baby!
It's safe, I promise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:53pm.
ESE, as long as you close your eyes and make a wish!
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Mmmmmm....yum! OK.....
Will you close your eyes and make a fish?
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i could give it a shot! speaking of shots, i gotta go get booze! back later!
OT: i still don't care!
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"Have yourself a merry merry Christmas.
Have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine."
ESE, as long as you close your eyes and make a wish!
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Mmmmmm....yum! OK.....
Will you close your eyes and make a fish?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."