Monday, December 28th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th!
Santa tried for years to remove the stain, but it's hard to get Glenn Beck off plush. - Dantronic
Runners-up:
This was the first inkling Lance Bass' parents had that he liked blowing the skin flute as well as the horn. - Morbidosity
If Hillary Clinton had discovered this childhood picture of Bill sooner, then she would have understood that his obsession with sitting on hos with ugly suits, with his pants off, while blowing his sax, was not that unusual after all. - ReallyNow
Long before Heidi, Spencer already had a habit of posing with HO HO HO's. - Vern
(Thanks to all who sent in this beautiful Christmas present)
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Whoa, Dantronic! You had me laughing so hard I cried!
Congratulations to all of you!!
Congrats winners!!! The Glenn Beck caption was perfect!!!
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Yay Sluts!!!
I almost gave up, the last time I placed goes back further than Jude Law's hair-line.
Thanks for the Shout Out La Pleccy!!!! *Grins like a mental patient*
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Congratulations to the winner. Spot on and I spit coffee all over my monitor
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Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one
LOL! Congrats weiners!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Congrats Dantronic -- hilarious!!!!!! Congrats to the runner-up's, too! These were all so funny. :)
And OurMissC -- thank you for the special congrats! I have never won/been runner-up before (and I have tried for a long time), so it is incredibly awesome to place 3x in a row! MK/Santa really gave me what I wanted for Xmas. :)
I wonder if Santa wears underwear underneath that suit or if he just let's it all hang out. Now come and sit on Santa's lap!
Congrats to all the winners!
LMAO! Good stuff. Congrats!
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I knew Dantronic would win! Great job!
Congrats too to Morbidiosity, ReallyNow, and VEEEERRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats Winners! and Congrats Santa!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Congrats to Dantronic on the win but special congrats to ReallyNow for placing three times in a row! Awesome! Morbidosity & Vern, you guys are great too!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Little Johnny from the Pool Boy Marching Band wants Santa to give him a Wac-a-mole game.
Santa proudly announces hiring Timmy as his new personal "sax-re-tary" of his "North-Pole" "orifice".
Stefan had just enough time between his jazz band audition and his gay swimsuit modeling class to stop by the mall and visit Santa.
Come on Santa I said to sex me up for Christmas not sax me up
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
Old St. Nick was giving Troy a blow-job,
And didn't see her blue and silver weave.
Screw the Blue Fairy. Santa got the wood, and Pinocchio finally became a real boy.
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Bottom-feeder.
I saw Daddy kissing CHAZA CLAUS
Little Cindy Loo Who , who was no more than 22, its said that on that day, her Adam's Apple grew and she became known as little Stevie Loo Who.....
All Walter REALLY wanted for Xmas was a new Helmet!
AND a three wolf moon shirt.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
" Listen you retarded twink. I said sexmybone! "
If you sit on my lap today,
You'll get more than just a sax to play.....
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Tommy Girl working the casting couch for The Santa Clause 4: The Musical.
"Ho Ho Ho, little Timmy! The best presents cum UN-wrapped"
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Hey Santa...I have some beef with you! I wanted a remote control vibrator but you got me a sweater....what gives?
Hay Santa! If you come down my chimney I'll show you how good I've gotton at blowing your horn.
'Predatory Mammal 2 - Santa goes after bigger game'
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
...but what i really want for Christmas is a new pair of nut huggers...
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All Michael K wanted for Christmas was a boy to play his flute.
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All Michael K wanted for Christmas was a boy to play his flute.
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Santa, I want a package this big and ribbed for his pleasure
Thanks for granting my Christmas wish Santa - a sax to blow and you to blow me
Sure, Bronx Mowgli, Pilot Inspektor, Rocko Akira... bitch and moan all you want about your names. My name is "Town", and Santa's comin'!
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"Have yourself a merry merry Christmas.
Have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine."
crazyelf to santa: i know, i know. you asked for a twinkie but look at it this way at least he's legal, we don't want any of that catholic priest shit on our hands
on another note where's the bulge, isn't a point of a speedo a massive bulge?
and is that a string beneath a speedo talk about overkill it's not as if santa has x-ray vision
Santa couldn't help noticing that young Jimmy had become saxually active
Someone's cram-pon string is showing....
There's a Will Ferrell movie in this picture.
Now we know what a Beary Mary Christmas looks like.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Dirty little speedo whore!
Son, you had me at 'I'll blow.'
actually Santa I asked for a rusty trombone
Finally it's Santa's turn to be on the naughty list.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I had no idea Spencer Pratt played the saxophone...
That's not the ONLY instrument the young Ryan Seacrest will be blowing on this Christmas eve..
Oh Santa, I don't want anything. I have everything I will ever need at this exact moment.
Being a good boy all year gets blown to hell all in one naughty Christmas night for Brad Pitt.
At long last, Santa finally gets his Christmas wish!
All Billy wanted for Christmas was a sex change and a date with John Mayer.
"the Christmas card from his past that Glenn Beck doesn't want you to see"