Thursday, December 24th 2009

Christmas Crumbs

Doogie Howser's big Christmas balls - Lainey Gossip

Avril Lavigne's Figure Skater Boi (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Ho Ho Ho - Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson looking like your spinster office manager trying to look fancy for the company Christmas party - Hollywood Tuna

Santy's got a boyfriend - Towleroad

Sascrotch and Sascrotch Jr. stroll through Aspen - Popsugar

LiLo loves a bargain - Just Jared

Wino will not be outdone by Pete Doherty - Celebitchy

Fred Savage reminds me that I'm old - Hollywood Rag

Ashley Greene how you've always seen her - Popoholic

Looking at these pictures will give you an incurable case of Rocko Clapp - I'm Not Obsessed

The devil made RuPaul do it! - Popbytes

Kristen Stewart looks best with a bong in her hand - Cityrag

JHud's womb is fetus free - Parade Magazine

Tiny's toe tickler is out of the slammer - Reel Loop

Brittany Murphy will be buried today - Socialite Life

Posted by: Michael K


gucci's picture

HURRY BACK RUPAUL I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER!

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

zomay's picture

If I could find a straight Neil Patrick Harris, I would take him and keep him in my pocket. He has a sense of humor, he is honest about who he is, he has Christmas spirit, and he makes fun of himself. I don't care what the guy looks like on the outside, if he has those traits I would fall hard.

Happy Holidays!!!

anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

Fred Savage has some cute kids!

Did Jessica get work done?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:21pm.

angel_iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

*runs away*
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Wait! Come back! is it my makeup again?!

♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!

Hysteria's picture

Is Doogie giving the tree the Finger?

Happy Holiday times, dlist hos!

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stake_spike's picture

Whatever happened to Oliver Hudson (son of Goldie)? He was hot. He looks sort of like a younger Michael Fassbender.

Dgrin's picture

either Amy actually gain some weight or my eyes are deceiving me.

Plecostomus's picture

angel_iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

*runs away*

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Bottom-feeder.

angel_i's picture

Hey. Merry Christmas, fuckers.

I don't wanna forget to say that:)

♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!

xerquina's picture

merry christmas muthafuckers!!
try not to shit on your neighbor's lawn.xoxo

fishsticksfan's picture

Or maybe my migraine is leftover hangover? Oh Holy Hangover. My friend had a funny party last night. It was like 'white tie' formal, so we all wore our old prom dresses or bridesmaids gowns. But most the guy didn't bother and just wore skinny jeans and vans and like hideous sports coats from Savers. I drank the punch. Too much. plus beer. Gag. bad mix.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 5:52pm.

no Open Post yoday??
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Looks like MK had one eggnog too many, DD.

Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays, whatever's the acceptable term these strange days.

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Bottom-feeder.

fishsticksfan's picture

Instead of saying sorry for my double post, I'm turning this into this:

:)

fishsticksfan's picture

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 5:45pm.

@ Gwennie - when I get home from work in the morning ( Ive given up on the idea of sleep for today) We are going to my brother's to open gifts then heading off to his cabin for the weekend. What are you doing?
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My parents both have big extend families so it will be a big potluck thing for pretty much every meal for the next few days. I'm supposed to be there right now, but I've got a blasting migraine. The cabin sounds fun! If you are into silence and reading.

DiamondDawg's picture

no Open Post yoday??

Morbidosity's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 5:44pm.

Morbid that is Neil Patric Harris by the tree.

-------- Thanks ! and sorry about the double post.

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 4:19pm.
Aww, Christmas will never be the same for Brittney's family...RIP Brit...
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xmas eve! sadz forever.

Morbidosity's picture

@ Gwennie - when I get home from work in the morning ( Ive given up on the idea of sleep for today) We are going to my brother's to open gifts then heading off to his cabin for the weekend. What are you doing?

Morbidosity's picture

@ Gwennie - when I get home from work in the morning ( Ive given up on the idea of sleep for today) We are going to my brother's to open gifts then heading off to his cabin for the weekend. What are you doing?

fishsticksfan's picture

Morbid that is Neil Patric Harris by the tree.

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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 5:40pm.

Gwennie - Your still here too??? Yeah, death sucks especially this time of year.

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Just came back from doing shit and stuff, seeing family. Where are you going on holiday to?

Morbidosity's picture

Gwennie - Your still here too??? Yeah, death sucks especially this time of year.

Fred Savage is kinda hot - even as a Dad!

fishsticksfan's picture

Sad again about Brittany Murphy

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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal

Centaurious's picture

That's like, a Lance Armstrong tree.

Missing the left giant ball.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

chlyn's picture

I see some blue balls on that tree.

Morbidosity's picture

Jessica looks so much better, and cleaner without all of that makeup.

Doogie wishes he had balls that big to decorate with all year long.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Morbidosity's picture

Is that MK in that picture by the tree?? I dont have the glasses on or the contacts in.

Sugaroo's picture

Chestica's coat looks like it's made out of a couch from Mike Brady's den.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Sugaroo's picture

Amy Winehouse is a walking Dirty Sanchez.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

I hope she paid you for the Jessica Simpson comment...but look at the slutty boots. Those are festive.

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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.

tojo's picture

Aww, Christmas will never be the same for Brittney's family...RIP Brit...

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