Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kris Kringle from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town!
This is an easy one. In case you couldn't tell by the sight of your mom passed out on the couch from drinking 6 Mimosas, it happens to be Christmas today. So what better Hot Slut is there than the one and only Kris Kringle? First of all, he's a ginge. Nothing makes me HO HO HO in the heart like a Christmas ginge. Second of all, he becomes Santy Claus. And Santy is my favorite person of the day, because his fat ass brought me a Fry Daddy this morning. So I'll be having deep fried butter for Christmas dinner tonight. Actually, I'll do it healthy-style by using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter instead.
Lastly, Kris Kringle sings "If You Sit on my Lap Today." Now, this song is inappropriate for children, but you can sing it to your fuck time partner tonight when you do your annual holiday striptease for them. It's a nice change from "Santa Baby."
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Saw it with my kid the other nite... your observations = EXACTLY what I was thinking. I did NOT remember the song with kids crawling all over him. I can't even believe that was acceptable back then!
What I hate more than "Santa Baby" is every fucking remake of it by every no-talent new rising "star" songstress.
"If You Sit on My Lap Today" IS inappropriate!! And we watched that shit over and over when we were kids.
"If you sit on my lap today
A kiss a toy is the price you'll pay"...PEDOPHILE!
I fucking hate "Santa Baby". Who told Eartha Kitt she could sing> Gawd, that voice could strip paint!
"Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey" is still shown every year and I know cause I make sure I TiVo it every year so I can cry my heart out. THE saddest moment in a cartoon when Nestor's mom dies to when Dumbo's mom dies. :( Stop motion animation specials of the 60's and 70's RULE and so glad I got to be a child in those days when they were brand new.
Submitted by AmberChella on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 4:42pm.
Why don't they ever play this Santa Claus is Coming to Town or that other one with the donkey with crazy long ears...the mother says "ears Nestor"?
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Nestor the Long-Eared Donkey! So sad when his mommy dies!!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
its bruce bitch...
Kris Kringle?? Heat MIser trumps him with the hair alone!!!
Conan O'Brian is Hot Slut?
A Fry Daddy??? Honey, have you been hangin' with Brit-Brit or something?
Bitch, please - you deserve something more elegant than that! (didnt mean the "bitch" part, MK).
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Hey yeah! Whatever happened to The Little Drummer Boy? They never play that one!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Why don't they ever play this Santa Claus is Coming to Town or that other one with the donkey with crazy long ears...the mother says "ears Nestor"? So much better than that dumb 3-hour It's a Wonderful Life.
Merry Christmas
I'm ready for some gumbo.
His hair and his Santy hat clash.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Kris kringle and Jessica! So cute.
I hated this "special" even as a kid. Always hated this dude's square bottom lip, hated his voice (Mickey Rooney?) hated the creepy songs etc. But I laughed my ass off at the HSOTD and the deep-fried butter.
Burger Meister Meister Burger!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
yay!! You used my suggestion and used Santypedo as hot slut!! :)
Merry hoho, MK
xo
Ahh yes, Kris surrounded by his fellow Hoes, Heat and Snow Meiser. The perfect threesome to show up at your door Christmas Morning.
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