Merry Christmas, Let's All Tackle The Pope!
My abuelita is going to track the crazy down who tackled Pope Eggs Benedict last night before midnight mass, and choke that trick out with her favorite plastic rosary (which she bought at the border in Tijuana).
Apparently, the loontardian who took the Pope down and sent a French Cardinal to the hospital has done this mess before. Someone in my family (spoiler alert: me) joked that if she wanted to get the Pope's attention she should've dressed like an altar boy. When my abuelita is done choking the crazy out, she's going to beat the bitch who said that (don't tell her) with one of her Grinch slippers.
Better yet, that leaping lizard lady should've pretended to be a Prada salesperson to get a little love from the Pope. We all know how he loves a little fanciness on his feet.
Oh, and Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it. And Happy National Pumpkin Pie Day to those who don't celebrate Baby Jesus' birthday!
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So my parents were telling everyone about the time I had my hair cut off as a lil tot! (I have soft curly hair) and she said "Chiri your hair just grew back to like baby jesus's hair" I was LOL!! thinking of Dlisted and wishing I had internet so I could tell you all!
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@ Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:18pm:
This is with no disrespect to your faith, but please riddle me this one: If any of their children enter a monastary/nunnery do the parents get credit for that in their afterlife?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:11pm.
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I must sheepishly admit that I wept a couple of tears when I saw JP II waving by in his Popemobile eons ago. Maybe I was just caught up in the emotion of the crowd.
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And he does wear a lot of jewels. That's pretty emotional for me.
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
That woman is my God now, I shall worship no other before her!!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:24pm.
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True dat, Pleco. I'm not too worried about the Pope either (and I'm also a Catholic). I'm a little worried about our fellow Dlisted wh0res getting a beatdown from MK's abuelita Grinch slippers though ;)
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:18pm.
Aaaww, Pleco-thank (God?) I wasn't the only one. I was about 12 and SO embarrassed! The trip chaperone told my parents I cried, and they got all emotional, thinking I was gonna become a nun or something lol! The next few years proved them VERY wrong...
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Words typed on a blog have absolutely NO harmful effect on an institution like the Catholic church or a dead woman.
However, actions like the Catholic church has been perpetuating over centuries, have definitely harmed people.
Just ask Mr. Hilter Youth Pope in the Versace shoes.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:11pm.
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I must sheepishly admit that I wept a couple of tears when I saw JP II waving by in his Popemobile eons ago. Maybe I was just caught up in the emotion of the crowd.
I dunno how I'd feel if I met the Ratz, though. I'd probably be fearful he'd strike me down with lightning from his hands for making fun of the Empire.
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Bottom-feeder.
Too bad the video wasn't from a better angle-this could have had a "bitch goes down" tag. (This coming from a person who cried when she saw the pope in Vancouver in the 80's lol)
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Well said, Ziggy!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 12:24pm.
I'm Catholic. Well, technically. Haven't switched to any other denomination yet coz no one's offered me a free toaster or anything.
Anyhoo - the Ratz.
Well, he can hardly defend the flock from Satan if he's gonna let a few snarky comments from Dlisted hos get him down, can he?
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LoL, Pleco. Scientology will give you free personality tests and room and board.
I'm Catholic. Well, technically. Haven't switched to any other denomination yet coz no one's offered me a free toaster or anything.
Anyhoo - the Ratz.
Well, he can hardly defend the flock from Satan if he's gonna let a few snarky comments from Dlisted hos get him down, can he?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 11:58am.
So many of you like to just trash anything and everything on this website whether they be things you are familiar with or know a couple of anecdotes that in your mind make you all-knowing. Whatever the case, someone got pushed and that's not okay. Really, it's rather disappointing how utterly vile some of your comments can be. You're not just stating your opinions (which everyone's entitled to), you're cannon balling the most hatred filled words you can think of. That definitely doesn't help your case when you're saying others are the evil, uncaring ones.
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Tell 'em, Bossy! There were 6 masses between Christmas eve day and Christmas Day. All of them had 200 or more people and that was only ONE RCC church up here in teen ole Napa.
Dominus vobiscum..
This old bitch was charged with conspiracy to covering up the sexual abuse of children by Catholic Priests.
George Bush bowed to the Vatican's demands that he be immune from prosecution.
He works to block contraceptives in countries where AIDs run rampant, and blames the victims for their condition.
On homosexuality, the Pope rights:
"Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is a more or less strong tendency ordered toward an intrinsic moral evil; and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder."
And millions of gay Catholics retreat to the closet and learn to hate themselves.
It's funny how he can find the time to impinge on the human rights of others, and yet he has no time to counsel the victims of sexual abuse that has occurred within his own organization.
Being pushed over is NOTHING compared to the misery that he has inflicted on this earth.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:21pm.
I still don't know why you guys are bagging on this old dude.
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I'm pretty sure it's becuz he's a Nazi. I remember half-listening to some documentary and it's that and his fundamentalism that make people kinda cranky.
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It's kinda inneresting how ppl who aren't Catholic speak like they know about it.
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In fact, I was baptized Catholic. I never said I knew - I said that's what I heard, kinda sorta.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Had this been the real Pope, you know who i mean, that's right, the Pope of Greenwich Village, Loki would have shot down with her halo on and bit the living beejeezus out of that trick before she got near Mickey Rourke.........
So many of you like to just trash anything and everything on this website whether they be things you are familiar with or know a couple of anecdotes that in your mind make you all-knowing. Whatever the case, someone got pushed and that's not okay. Really, it's rather disappointing how utterly vile some of your comments can be. You're not just stating your opinions (which everyone's entitled to), you're cannon balling the most hatred filled words you can think of. That definitely doesn't help your case when you're saying others are the evil, uncaring ones.
I have so many Catholıc frıends that all seem to hvae a story about a prıest at theıur church that everyone knew was a lıttle touchy feely?
But then agaın, I want to be sure to ınclude here that ıt ıs not just the Catholıc church.
Predators of thıs nature are ın every relıgıous sector and Boy Scouts, etc.
They always fınd a way to be near young chıldren.
And I fınd the takıng of a chıld's ınnocence one of the most despıcable crımes there ıs.
And yes I belıeve the Catholıc church throws money at the problem.
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Sugaroo, if you're interested, then I highly recommend the documentary Deliver Us From Evil.
It is one of the most harrowing pieces of film I've ever witnessed.
It traces the career of an Irish Catholic Priest who abused countless children across the United States. When discovered, the Vatican simply moved him to another area, where he could continue to molest children.
The victims have sought an audience with this evil cunt of a Pope for years now, and they have never been admitted to meet him.
They were physically turned away from the Vatican.
The Catholic Church has denied their cover-ups for decades - the police cannot investigate their activities, and they are quite blatant in their disregard for the law.
It's this 'untouchable' status that permits the organisation to survive. Look up the countless law-suits filed against them in the States - any other organisation would have crumbled.
Ireland has recently published a report that goes into detail on how countless Priests have molested children mercilessley over the years - and were allowed to do so by the Catholic Church who would do anything to save face.
This old fucker has been directly implicated in the protection of people who abuse children.
THE FBI SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND WASTED TWO DECADES CHASING AFTER MICHAEL JACKSON WHEN THEIR ONLY LEADS WERE FUCKING TABLOID REPORTS.
THEY FOUND NOTHING ON HIM.
THEY HAVE HARD EVIDENCE OF THE SYSTEMATIC ABUSE WITHIN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND THEY WONT DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT.
Fuck, take me now Jesus.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 7:52am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:21pm.
Hmm, off the top of my head: He harbours paedophiles and places the needs of the Church above the well-being of children, he is personally responsible for the deaths of millions of people through his senseless anti-contraceptive policies, he lectures on materialism whilst dressing in Versace...
Need I go on?
The Catholic Church is the single most rotten institution on the planet, and this old fuck is its Queen.
Thankfully, many Catholics recognise this and are turning from it in their droves. See Northern-Central Europe.
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Agreed 1000 times ziggy. I pretty much loathe all religions equally, but this is the one I was brought up in and so there's a little extra loathing there.
Right, he's in Versace shoes in a fucking Italian palace while how many millions starve? And the thankfully dead and decidedly unsaintly Mother Theresa exhorted poor people in Calcutta to KEEP PROCREATING. Fucker. They should all drown in a mire of their own self-rigteous, sanctimonious bullshit.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
HAHA - nice one about the alter boy Michael!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 7:52am.
Wow. I truly didn't know that, Ziggy. Thank you.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:21pm.
Hmm, off the top of my head: He harbours paedophiles and places the needs of the Church above the well-being of children, he is personally responsible for the deaths of millions of people through his senseless anti-contraceptive policies, he lectures on materialism whilst dressing in Versace...
Need I go on?
The Catholic Church is the single most rotten institution on the planet, and this old fuck is its Queen.
Thankfully, many Catholics recognise this and are turning from it in their droves. See Northern-Central Europe.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
wow that was an olympic maneuver !!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Eerie! Did the police consider the possibility of a roving band of lunatics? Are Mel Gibson and Britney Spears vacationing in Rome? Are there any eyewitness reports of a drunken, libidinous, Australian mumbling about Sedevacantism in Aramaic, Latin and Hebrew accompanied by a wild-eyed, heavily medicated, American hiding an albino nutria hair hat under a hoodie and wielding an umbrella at the scene of the bungled crime? Inquiring minds want to know! :¬)
Off topic: I am watching The Hangover on Video on Demand and I'm not sure it's all that. Probably midway through the movie and I've had a few laughs but it wasn't riotous like I thought it would be.
Groom is so gay it's hard to take him seriously as the Bachelor.
Bradly Cooper is hot as hell and maybe gay too, but fuck, his character is way too unlikeable.
And sorry, but the character who is an apparent pedophile is just not funny. But maybe I'm just numb because an 11 year-old girl was found dead today likely murdered by the Aunt's pedophile ex-boyfriend.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
It's not altar boys that the Popess likes, Miss MK. Had you been paying attention you would have noticed Miss Popess' scorching hot German priest husband who is 50 plus. He has been 'ministering' to Her Holiness for many many years since their years together in Germany.
Are there nude photos of the husband? He is HAWT!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 9:52pm.
I haven't finished the one for kwanzaa yet.
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BWAH! That's why I lurve you. You always make me laugh.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 9:52pm.
I haven't finished the one for kwanzaa yet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 9:48pm.
Your avie made me giggle.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Merry xmas back, 'roo
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 8:19pm.
Merry Christmas, TV! ♥
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Just realized that the Pope has a triple ended disco stick.
Maybe the big hat hides the bong.
What if God smoked cannabis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O21St4SMs68
I loved him as the Evil Emperor in Star Wars.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 6:47pm.
I find this hilarious. Does she want to hurt him or just touch him? Is she in love with him?
I think she wants to wear his pointy hat for a while. Somebody told her it was her turn.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I wonder how long she'll wind up serving in the clink for this stunt.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 6:47pm.
I find this hilarious. Does she want to hurt him or just touch him? Is she in love with him?
And although I despise Catholicism, I am sending my kids to a Catholic school. I am a hypocrite.
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Hey, don't sweat it Hekki, as a lapsed Catholic, I can tell you that hypocrisy is a prerequisite to Catholicism. I have to hand it to Pope Benedict, he carried on, looking pretty unruffled after being leaped upon. I would have loved to been at that mass, just to see all the ritual and St. Peter's Basilica.
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Merry Christmas MK and dlisters!
I love in shock everyone sounds on the video. This is why you need some better security Pope. I'm sure my Mexican aunts are lighting candles and praying for this lady's sins.
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Meh. No one's taking roll if you're Catholic or not, attended Mass or not, or in general cares if choose not to be part of. The RCC just chuckles at the haters. Carry on.
We all celebrate in different ways! http://ouryearatthefahm.blogspot.com/2009/12/we-all-celebrate-in-differe...
I find this hilarious. Does she want to hurt him or just touch him? Is she in love with him?
And although I despise Catholicism, I am sending my kids to a Catholic school. I am a hypocrite.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:21pm.
I still don't know why you guys are bagging on this old dude.
It's kinda inneresting how ppl who aren't Catholic speak like they know about it.
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Meh. Opus Dei will take care of. ;-)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 5:21pm.
I still don't know why you guys are bagging on this old dude.
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I'm pretty sure it's becuz he's a Nazi. I remember half-listening to some documentary and it's that and his fundamentalism that make people kinda cranky.
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It's kinda inneresting how ppl who aren't Catholic speak like they know about it.
Pope Benedict was John Paul II's spiritual advisor for 20-some years up until his death. All of the directives that came through JPII passed through Cardinal Ratzinger first. As Pope, Benedict isn't saying anything that hasn't been said before. The main thing I hear, which I like, is that he's approved all churches to bring back the Latin Mass. *Love the Latin Mass*
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 3:31pm.
That security guard was on her QUICK!
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"security guard"? LOL
He was part of the elite SWISS GUARD!!!
I haz crush on Swiss Guards.
*teams up with MK's abuelita with a FACETED HEAVY GLASS ROSARY to take care of crazy*
"Merry Christmas, Let's All Tackle The Pope!"
*lol* you made my day (though the entry of marc jacobs was quite close to this topic) - thank you for that and merry christmas!