Charlie Sheen Ruined Christmas
You might be a Charlie Sheen if you're spending this Christmas holiday on the concrete floor of a cell at the county jail because you allegedly got physical (and not in an Olivia Newton-John way) with your wife. All together now: PIECE OF TRASH!
Radar reports that Charlie's wife Brooke Mueller has been living in a rented house in Colorado for the past 3 months, because their marriage sucks. Charlie has been staying in Los Angeles, but he decided to fly to Colorado this week to spend the holidays with his family. But instead of singing carols of joy, Brooke sang carols of pain to a 911 operator. Apparently, the two got into a fight and Charlie pushed his wife. The cops showed up and took Charlie off to the clink. And just like that, Denise Richard's Christmas wish finally came true!
Charlie might be having the worst Christmas ever, but Denise Richards is having the best Christmas ever! Merry Christmas, Charlie! This one goes out to you:
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Trust MK to find the perfect song to go with this posting! If these reports are true it's official: Charlie is a sleezeball of the worst kind. The whoring and drinking were already tell tale signs of his weak character, but roughing up the Mrs. would be the ultimate proof that this guy is rotten inside. He does take a very funny booking picture though.
Looks like Denise was right about him boozing and getting violent.
I hate that sleazy character Charlie Peen plays on TV ( aka as him )... he dresses like a boring conservative surburbanite, boat shoes, polo shirts and long shorts. He always looks the same and like he is about to go and play golf.
The highest paid man in television and he acts like THAT. Give his job to someone more deserving. Feel sorry for Jon Cryer having to work with him let alone his poor family. :( Sick AND sad.
If Denise Richards hadn't gone out and ho-downed so publicly with Heather Locklear's then-husband, that fat ass Richie Sambora, back when Charlie was beating on HER dumb ass, his sad-sack nepotistic career would have come to an end then. Can't WAIT to see how his PR flack spins this one.
Dumb fucker.
Submitted by yucko on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 11:52am.
This is really random but I just wanted to put it here.
Do any of you remember that Demi Lovato Disney girl who was potentially cutting her wrists and her publicist said the marks on her wrist were just from "tight jelly bracelets"? I was clicking through various links online today and found this video and, in my opinion, this shiteous music video
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Well, thank you - now I know what song my kid wanted me to download for her. She leaves me a note: Download Don't Forget. I wasn't sure if I wasn't forget to download When You're Gone of if that's a song. ...She loves Demi *shrugs*. She's little still. Myself, I think she's just playing at being Emo. I know now that's why my kid likes this song, fersure. She loves to play at being Emo too.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
yucko:
One Demı ın my exıstence ıs enough. And thıs Lovato slut should cut HIGHER and gıve us all a break.
And Charlıe Sheen should have just stayed marrıed to Denıse Rıchards cuz she was already one of Heıdı's gırls.
He just keeps goıng and gettıng another one.
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Somewhere, Denise Richards' funbags are jiggling with laughter.
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Bottom-feeder.
This is really random but I just wanted to put it here.
Do any of you remember that Demi Lovato Disney girl who was potentially cutting her wrists and her publicist said the marks on her wrist were just from "tight jelly bracelets"? I was clicking through various links online today and found this video and, in my opinion, this shiteous music video is conclusive evidence that she IS a cutter. I didn't have the sound on, and I didn't even bother to watch the whole thing, but still.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulFsv72h3Y
All you have to do is look at how serious and exaggerated her expressions are and you can just imagine her sitting in the bathroom crying over a razor...
I know, evil post. My Christmas was great, I guess I had to balance it out with something hateful.
I have just been ınvıted to another dınner party tonıght whıch I hope ıs MASSIVELY better than last nıght's.
Well at least I wıll have green sugar and wıne there.
I had to suffıce wıth tea and coffee on Chrıstmas.
That ıs just RAWNG!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 11:28am.
Mother Superior:
Yes me too!
I have serıously been sıngıng and skıppıng ın the streets Gene Kelly style.
Someone's gonna thınk I'm gay!
Securıty!
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Arrest this man!
Yup. Fabulous feeling. Didn't have it with FS, I have to say....well, it was a different story altogether...
*eats truffle chocs*
*throws choc in Breakdown's direction*
*Breakdown catches*
Impressive!
Here's an update from TMZ....she was legally drunk and he wasn't....
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/26/charlie-sheen-brooke-mueller-domestic-abus...
Mother Superior:
Yes me too!
I have serıously been sıngıng and skıppıng ın the streets Gene Kelly style.
Someone's gonna thınk I'm gay!
Securıty!
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ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 11:12am.
Mother Superior:
for your man!
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Oh HIM!
*holds tongue out of the window*
Sure! Well, I feel like I'm 15 again....so funny! :D
Mother Superior:
for your man!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:59am.
Mother Superıor:
Can you hold out for 4 days?
Don't combust!
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Hold out what? My tongue out the window?
Piece of shit! He is a self-loathing sex addict. He probably hates himself because he is addicted to as much sex as he can get and he takes it out on his wife. Run Brooke...RUN!!!
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Mother Superıor:
Can you hold out for 4 days?
Don't combust!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:47am.
Oh my word!!! Seriously??? Kulturbanausen!
Mother Superior:
I went to a Chrıstmas party last nıght and ıt was at a church.
EPIC FAIL!
At one poınt, the host and hostess turned to me and told me that I could have some more food ıf I was hungry.
And then they told the gırl that ınvıted me that they thought I was homeless because my shırt had slashes ın ıt.
I was wearıng couture.
Ignorant bıtches!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:40am.
Fair enough. You know I have my own personal God too. Who will be back on 30th December.
*dies*
Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!
>?Submitted by mahhhzilla on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 7:54am.
My crazy ass uncle makes that same face. Never trust someone who draws in their lips like that. Bad sign! The perfectly groomed eyebrows add to the creepiness factor. *shudders*
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I have trouble with odd numbers. Sorry.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Mother Superior:
Defınıtely NOT sharıng thıs one wıth you.
Thıs one ıs so hot I lıterally pray to the heaux faırıes ebfore I go up the staırs to the flat.
There ıs a God!
*swoon*
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Sheen probably told her to shut her mouth up and she wıll get a fatter check.
I doubt he dıd not hıther.
The ass.
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Yeah, Dramaqueen, take good care of yourself! Hope you'll be better soon!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:29am.
Mother Superior:
I got a very bıg helpıng of Turkısh Delıght. Or rather 'half/Greek-half/Lebanese but raısed ın Turkey' delıght.
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That is graphic. I like!
If you get bored.....call me. I'll join. LOL
Awww, feel better, DQ! Have a good day, people. Ima going SHOPPING! WOOT! The boots I didn't get yesterday are coming my way today. Yesirree! *mutters darkly at Mr. Roo*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:27am.
TMZ is reporting that Brooke was wasted and is admitting she made the whole thing up.
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Charlie's drumming up the Big D papers and filing for full custody of the kids right from his cell. Trust.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Mother Superior:
I got a very bıg helpıng of Turkısh Delıght. Or rather 'half/Greek-half/Lebanese but raısed ın Turkey' delıght.
And I am all for hot sessıons on Santa's day and every day but ıs thıs gonna be my routıne here ya thınk?
I have a date set for tomorrow too!
Oh. I got nothıng for Chrıstmas other than that!
But that was enough!
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Maybe someone uttered the words to her Chris Brown = no endorsements.
She'd rather take a credibility hit than a pocket book hit.
We need a thread at the end of every year for a round-up of that years mugshots. That way we can all flip through them & reminisce.
You bitches know Shia's mug is the best one evah!
Sug, you make me laugh! Which is great as I'm still sick (willed myself better for yesterday & the days leading up to Christmas) & slightly hungover.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
TMZ is reporting that Brooke was wasted and is admitting she made the whole thing up.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Yep, blowing a .13 and having 2 babies? Hopefully she doesn't breastfeed.
I really think this bitch married him hoping to pump out two kids and then knew he'd go apeshit on her and head to divorce court and get some $$.
Maybe the prenup states if he's ever violent with her, the contract is null and void.
Anyone that would date this guy after all that's known about him either has extremely low self-esteem or is only interested in his fame and money.
And Denise Richards IS a major cunt.
*snickers because Sug said backhoe*
We were not allowed on the interstates and other major hwys...people abandoned their vehicles on the streets, hwys...where ever. It takes alot to get an Okie to leave their truck behind.HA!
OT: Chuck, everyone has someone in their brood that acts a fool at holidays, but it's supposed to be fun shit like; tellin' your sister's husband that he is a stuck up ass after too many beers. That kinda fuckery, not spousal abuse.
Stay warm! Have a great day Dlist!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Breakdown, what was in yer Xmas stocking?
I got two sex toys from two people....one is my best friend (female) and the other one is the Brit!!! LOL
Can you say "pussy whipped"? Bradi will crap when she sees this. God, Angelina is such a c*nt. You know damn well it's okay for her but not for him!
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/angelina_unchained_Iww3odI45kDUAk7n8yq0L...
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:14am.
Sugaroo:
Probably because he hooked dup wıth Renee Zellwegger.
And probably because he hooked up wıth her just ın tıme to be ın contentıon for some major actıon movıes.
I would bet my dog's lıfe on hıs gayness. That ıs how certaın I am.
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Ah. Still not sure what or which tri-state that has to do with. I guess I need more cawfee.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:12am.
Sugaroo:
If you lıved or ever lıved ın the Trı-State area you would know thıs.
So lıft that fruıtcake hıgher!
And even IF Sheen ıs the saner of the two... that aın't sayın' much!
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Wot????
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugaroo:
Probably because he hooked dup wıth Renee Zellwegger.
And probably because he hooked up wıth her just ın tıme to be ın contentıon for some major actıon movıes.
I would bet my dog's lıfe on hıs gayness. That ıs how certaın I am.
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Hi All, I am kinda new here, but want to comment on Charlie.
Someone else mentioned earlier he wants it all and his dad is Catholic and probably pushed him into marriage.
I agree with both since I was briefly married to a man-whore who wanted the old fashioned doting wife and kids while he banged everything and was a druggie porn addict. I swear I thought he might be hiding out in the closet. Oh, and his parents basically chose me for him - they were Catholic.
Everyone around him are so fooled thinking he is a great guy.
Merry Christmas!
urmomma, I thought WE had a storm last weekend! Damn, you need a backhoe just for your front stoop!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
DQ, my puter's slow so your avie moves around depending on how the page is loading. I would never eff with you, gurl! I am just not very observant unless The Sisto is involved.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:07am.
Which tri-state? If you mean the one south of here, I have lived in both NY and CT. Does that count? Still don't know why peeps think he's gay, though.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sug, do you fuck with me for fun? LOL Always been there -- I'm a dq 365, 24/7. P.S. John IS visible!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
SUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, doll.
We had a storm and I thought of you when I sent my hubby out for a crate of Ramen noodles, 6 gallons of milk and 12 loaves of bread...I told him to be careful around the sausage aisle! HA!
Charley needs a foot in his ass.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
he looks like the mean guy who slapped the kid at wal mart
Sugaroo:
If you lıved or ever lıved ın the Trı-State area you would know thıs.
So lıft that fruıtcake hıgher!
And even IF Sheen ıs the saner of the two... that aın't sayın' much!
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Sug, I'm with you, & my gaydar tends to be pretty good. (Of course, I've never met the Coop in person.) I DETEST Zellweger. Jesus -- people say other actors have no range -- what about this breathy-voiced, squinty-eyed bitch?
I believe I'm the only one who saw "The Hangover" & was not completely entranced. Maybe I heard too much about it ahead of time. Meh.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."