Sunday, December 27th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Chyna (37)
Hayley Williams (21)
Pleasure P (25)
Alice Kim (26)
Emilie de Ravin (28)
Javine (28)
Wilson Cruz (36)
Eva LaRue (43)
Salman Khan (44)
Theresa Randle (45)
Joe Mantello (47)
Tovah Feldshuh (57)
Terry Bozzio (59)
Gerard Depardieu (61)
Mick Jones (65)
Cokie Roberts (66)
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Okay, I know Wikipedia's not the best reference source, but it gives her birthday as Dec. 1970. That would make her 39, not 37. But I swear when I first started hearing about her, she was older than me. I think she's engaging in a little Gabor-ification of her birthdate.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I thought that was Chloe Kardashian at first.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
She's... only 37? I guess that makes sense, but it's still kind of vicariously depressing. Now I feel bad for her.
But she actually looks pretty good in that photo, for Chyna. Then again, as noted, it is seven years old.
No way is Chyna only 37 years old. How did she get younger and I got older?
Bitch is lying.
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 7:15pm.
Wow! I really thought this was Khloe Kardashian.
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Exactly!! I was thinking Khloe was looking better in that pic!
I hate it when women wear those massive padded bras with their breasts shoved up and spilling out of the top 1/3. The cup looks like it is a size F and she is a size C! I read somewhere that it is supposed to make your waist look smaller if you do that-maybe so but it really is stupid.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Happy Birthday IrishFury! I thought it was one of those awful Kardashian bitches.
Man how come you didn't post some sexy Eva LaRue pics?
Chyna?... really?.... GAG.
HBD Eva. Que linda mi amor.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 7:15pm.
Wow! I really thought this was Khloe Kardashian.
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That's exactly what I was just going to post! I had to do a double take to make sure it WASN'T Khloe!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That clit is 4 months YOUNGER than me?
Wow! I really thought this was Khloe Kardashian.
I'm also one of today's birthday sluts :)
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Dark-sided!
Yuck! When the fuck did Khloe Kardashian do a Playboy shoot?
Wait...what?
Submitted by putas on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 2:13pm.
Emilie de Ravin was like a little fucking whiny ELF on Lost.. and the plot with her and the other gremlin Charlie annoyed me to no end.
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ZOMG, I thought you meant the movie ELF. I'm like, what the fuck plot with Emilie de Ravin? I need to watch that movie again...
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Shouldn't that sign behind Chyna be "Playgirl"?
I got a picture with Chyna at Coffee Bean in Burbank last year! She was super nice and with some biker looking dude. If you ever want to see 'celebrities' or celebrities even, go to any Coffee Bean within a 20-mile radius of LA.
Chynna and Khloe Kardashian are twins but Chynna has a better body!
Emilie de Ravin was like a little fucking whiny ELF on Lost.. and the plot with her and the other gremlin Charlie annoyed me to no end.
I too thought that was Whatshername Kardashian
HB Terry Bozzio. How's your cat-beating ex?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Happy birthday Wilson, aka Ricky ala MSC!!
The web lists Chyna's birthday as 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970.....pick a year and that's when she was supposedly born.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:16pm.
PSL, that peen is actually a sculpture in Mother Superior's garden.
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Some to see it, PSL and Roo, at night I decorate it with fairy lights!
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What? No vodka spewing from the tip? Pfffft!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Happy Birthday to me. Rotten time of year for a birthday, too...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:16pm.
PSL, that peen is actually a sculpture in Mother Superior's garden.
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Some to see it, PSL and Roo, at night I decorate it with fairy lights!
Happy Clitday, Chyna!
HB also to....what is Pleasure P? Sounds like a sex toy used for golden showers...
I call shenanigans on Chyna. She started out older than me (I was born in 1970) and now she's somehow younger? Bah, I say.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Mick Jones!! Happy day my Foreigner!
A pretty uninspiring bunch.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
PSL, I'm kind of not feeling The Sisto as much as I used to. He needs to bring forth the hotness again or I shall be forced to move on.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
DD, I am usually Chief of the Spelling Police, but a red film comes over my eyes when I type about those whores, so I can't be blamed....lol
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
Selma Blair is gorgeous.
*thinks about getting haircut. scraps idea. does not own flat iron*
~~~~all typos, misspellings and abuse of English language will remain uncorrecgted. takes to long to fix. duly noted, tho.~~~~
Selma Blair is gorgeous.
*thinks about getting haircut. scraps idea. does not own flat iron*
~~~~all typos, misspellings and abuse of English language will remain uncorrecgted. takes to long to fix. duly noted, tho. accidental double and triple posting will stay, as well.~~~~
Sugaroo, I'd pass on that anyway- I'm no Paris or Lindsay you know.......heehee
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
Kris is a horrible role model! Look at her stupid daughters! One had a sex tape, one "forgot" to rake her BC pills....
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I know it's a typo, but it's so hilarious: "...rake her BC pills..."
That's why I now have a disclaimer so I don't get too slaughtered by the Intelligencia Mob:
~~~~all typos, misspellings and abuse of English language will remain uncorrecgted. takes to long to fix. duly noted, tho.~~~~
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:24pm.
Again, please tell me who the "base face" is in all your avies. You do spectacular work. You should do a COLLAGE of all your different avies. That would be fukkin' funny!
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Ahhhh...I've already done so, but uhm I wanna tweak the webpage a bit before I launch it on an unsuspecting universe.
Shhh don't tell angel_i. I promised her it'd be ready by Christmas, and I only finished uploading the avies by late Boxing Day.
OnT: And Elizabeth McGovern reminds me of Selma Blair, which reminds me of the Blair Witch, which will lead us back to that ho ho ho ho.
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Bottom-feeder.
I do an awesome version of "Wicked Little Town" while accompanying myself on my electronic guitar.
PSL, he is! But measure up to THAT? LOLZ! No.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Pleco- you and your child look lovely today. xo
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:20pm.
Heya DiamondDawg!
Chyna reminds me of Perkins, albeit a roided-up version. And Perkins reminds me of Bernadette Peters, albeit an elongated version. And Bernadette Peters reminds me of a poodle, albeit a talented one.
And a poodle reminds me of dogs, which reminds me of that beast up there.
So, everything's interconnected, and yay I'm still on-topic, in a roundabout way.
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LoL.
That's so stream of consciousness, Pleco.
Again, please tell me who the "base face" is in all your avies. You do spectacular work. You should do a COLLAGE of all your different avies. That would be fukkin' funny!
crazyinjapan:
That's a great gıft! I really wanna cover 'Mıdnıght Radıo' but I mıght get shot down by my guıtarıst!
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crazyinjapan, I saw a magazine at a friend's house the other day that had an article on the Kardashians titled "what I learned from my mother". I wanted to BARF. Kris is a horrible role model! Look at her stupid daughters! One had a sex tape, one "forgot" to rake her BC pills and got knocked up by a dumbass sleazebag, and one was arrested for DUI, violated probation and had to go to jail! THESE are people to be proud of? I get so ANGRY when I think about it! So I try no to.
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
hey, Breakdown, i got a platinum copy of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" for Christmas from my momma. The gift that keeps on giving! Rainbow Carnage!
Heya DiamondDawg!
Chyna reminds me of Perkins, albeit a roided-up version. And Perkins reminds me of Bernadette Peters, albeit an elongated version. And Bernadette Peters reminds me of a poodle, albeit a talented one.
And a poodle reminds me of dogs, which reminds me of that beast up there.
So, everything's interconnected, and yay I'm still on-topic, in a roundabout way.
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Bottom-feeder.
Elizabeth McGovern rocked a moustache better than any other chick. I liked her in that movie where she got raped by the Heebie gangster.
really Sugaroo? I heard he is one of the actor's with a trouser snake!
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
I love Cokie Roberts.
Chynna and her overgrown clitoris?
Not one angry inch bit.
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That is an old picture-look at the date on the mag. Then re-adjust mentally the date on the nag.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Yup, the same Grendel who terrorized Vikings by eating their heads off. I guess that makes Kris Grendel's mother.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:11pm.
Why does Elizabeth Perkins look so constipated?!?
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'Mornin' Pleco!
How ever did Elizabeth Perkins get on the map?? The last thing I remember her in was "BIG".
You know who's career never got got off the ground, but should have? ELIZABETH MCGOVERN!!!
I was watching "Ordinary People" on Youtube last night and that movie is sooooo much better the second time around. Elizabeth McGovern was such a hottie.