Tuesday, December 29th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jude Law (37)
Jessica Andrews (26)
Diego Luna (30)
La Toya London (31)
Katherine Moennig (32)
Mekhi Phifer (35)
Leonor Varela (37)
Jennifer Ehle (40)
Evan Seinfeld (42)
Andy Wachowski (44)
Paula Poundstone (50)
Patricia Clarkson (50)
Yvonne Elliman (58)
Ted Danson (62)
Marianne Faithfull (63)
Jon Voight (71)
Mary Tyler Moore (73)
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he is no man, he's his mother.
i love how u find the ugliest pic of poeple, mk. i didnt even recogize his ass. u should've put up a pic of diego luna. now there is hot piece of ass.
I didn't know Jude Law was gay! Wow, that picture makes it so obvious.
I had that same Kipling bag back in art school. Come to think of it, I used to bleach my hair back then too. *sigh* I knew Jude and I were meant to be together.
who can turn the world on with a smile...happy bday MTM
dude looks like a lady
hey,, its Reese Whitherspoon out of drag.
Jude is only 37? Really? I'd have guessed closer to 47. Wow, he was rode hard and put away wet, eh?
HBD Sister Morphine!
i love yvonne elliman...saturday night fever!
jude looks like a twinky chick...and that is so unsexay...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
I really did think that was a well rested refreshed lindsay-less samantha ronson....
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No wonder Jude is going bald now.
Happy birthday to all the sluts and to my pal Harry, who is 91 today.
If I ever thought he was hot, I don't anymore.
Just. Ew.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
The only thing that could possibly make that picture gayer is a huge peen hanging from Jude Law's lips.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Happy birthday to Diego Luna, Katherine Moennig,
Paula Poundstone, Ted Danson, Marianne Faithfull, and Mary Tyler Moore
Happy Birthday to Mekhi Phifer, you hot piece of man meat.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Crap. Ted Danson is 62!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
WTF kind of ladyboy nightmare is this?! Scary.
In more important birthday news, HB to Diego Luna! Oh, the things I would do to that boy. *swoons*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
WTF?! I thought that was a grown up Richie Rich. And I love the ensemble from the misses dept at JC Penny... dork.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Leonor Varela ıs hot and can act. Why ıs Hollywood not usıng her more?!
Surely she can do better than Blade sequels?!!!!
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breakdown and raul, yeah, he looks like Lindsay's dream girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Totally *T*W*I*N*K*
That can't be from the 80's because he's too young. Was he working as an outdated Picadilly Circus rent boy to make ends meet? Cuz that's the only excuse I can think of. I'm gay and I was an adult in the 80's, and I still couldn't have pulled off anything that gay. The only thing that could have made it gayer would be a perm.
Happy Birthday sluts!
Does Jude look like a spawn on Gavin Rossdale and Gwennie in that pic? and Look at that hair, he must miss it.
You can tell that in this photo Hey Jude was getting ready to bust into The New Kids Dance!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa Hangin' Tough!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
even then he was losing his hair, he's is not really only 37?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
So gay....
Dear god, I thought that was a woman! Jude Law, you say...O_o
I thought it was a picture of Annie Lennox...
HB Ted Dawnson, Yvonne Elliman and Mary Tyler Moore.
@ BIGOREXIA: Hell ya! Dislike them both. Heck, half the time I didn't even understand what Depp said in Pirates with his weird mumbling accent. And why was he mincing and prancing so much? Is he coming out soon or was he practicing to be the next biggest drag queen?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:49am.
Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:43am.
The most overrated man on the planet, after Johnny Depp.
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i think the most overrated man on the planet IS johnny depp...
i thought mk was going to post the pic of him on the bed showing his man fur ... grr
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:56am.
daintiness.
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daintiness = unfuckable gaylord.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:52am.
Was Santa good to ya Sucky? I told him to give you a fist in the ass.
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Santa didn't give me SHIT! Some jew woman at my job gave me a LOT of beer though. I have been drinking those and shoving the bottle up my ass before bed.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jude Law = Eamon Farrell
UNCANNY
Matty feasting on some fish and chips:
http://dulwichgalleryfriends.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/talented-ripley...
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Happy birthday La Toya London,Mekhi Phifer, Yvonne Elliman,Ted Danson,Jon Voight,Mary Tyler Moore.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:49am.
Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:43am.
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O come now. You boys are obviously just jellus haters of their daintiness.
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
"Lou Pearlman School of Molested Boy Banders"
Hilarious!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:49am.
Was Santa good to ya Sucky? I told him to give you a fist in the ass. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Bwa-Ha! I knew you would use Hey Jude's photo, but I didn't expect such a gay one!
Happy B-Day Yvonne, Marianne, Ed Bruce (70), Laura Petrie and Jon Voight.
http://d3nchsmj89snox.cloudfront.net/images/media/doc/ae0/1232729769-lar...
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I thought that was Samantha Ronson.
But then I took another look and decıded the person ın saıd photo was too femınıne to be her.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 8:43am.
The most overrated man on the planet, after Johnny Depp.
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AMEN!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
HB to Jessica Andrews and Ted Danson.
I guess Jude is getting a been-there-done-that BD present from Sienna. That picture is priceless- he looks like a graduate from the Lou Pearlman School of Molested Boy Banders.
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The most overrated man on the planet, after Johnny Depp.