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SEE Jesus does like fruits!!!!!!!!!

don't know why this made me laugh so hard. I understand Jesus appearing on a sandwich, but on a banana?? seems wrong to me.

Snideychick sez:

Looks like the lead singer for Anthrax to me.

geico caveman fersure.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

It's not clear that the floor is wonky. That odd piece at the top right could be an extra piece of vinyl sheet flooring used in a high traffic area or as extra protection under something that might leak, like a water cooler. I did the same thing once upon a time. (Now I have Pergo.)

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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

She just HAD to have the Asian/African-American Fanstasy Vibrator.

It shorted out, but there's still buzz.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

That banana just reminded me of my favourite scene in "The Exorcist", Regan and her crucifix.

TTFN

and lo, Jesus appeared on the banana and decreed,
"fix your floor, bitch."

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~cheetos & frapp~

Actually that COULD be the likeness of Jesus, as could be any other man's image, because no one knows what he looked like. The image that is worshipped is what an European artist's sensibilities thought it should look like, LOOONG AFTER the passing of Jesus. Jesus was from the Middle East and Not from Europe as it is almost implied with the religious overtones. Talk about the westernization of a religion!

Actually the face on the banana looks vaguely Amish, a beard with no mustache, with the name of Lemuel.

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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

Right, because Jesus, in his all-powerfulness, would much rather emblazon his image magically on a banana or tortilla or tree trunk than cure disease or feed the hungry.

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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

it looks like steve zahn

That tacky thumb ring and ridged painted fingernail are more fasicating than the 'nana.

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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

I love discussions about astrology :D

I'm a Virgo female.. I can't speak for other Virgos, but for myself, I can tell you that I am a royal pain in the ass, compulsive, judgemental, control/neat freak (don't touch or move my stuff !!!!) quiet, usually introvert, love books, and have a really cynical, sarcastic sense of humor (but love bathroom jokes !) I am also loyal, faithful and fairly smart. :) If you break my trust or insult me, it will take a loooonnng time before I forgive and forget.

Have been with an Aries male for 25 years.

We are not compatible on most levels, personality-wise, but somehow make it work. It's no picnic, but we love each other anyhow.

Every time someone comes up with what you think is the stupidest thing ever...someone else manages to top it!

i'll bet you late at night when nobody is looking she sticks that shit in her choochaa.

i dunno, looks like the zig-zag man to me.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money

If she rakes in any dough from that rotten banana,

I hope she takes her earnings and replaces that

hideous linoleum with a snazzy tile floor.

(And maybe a visit to a manicurist).

LOL someone's been at the chronic! When I look at that pic I don't see Jesus. Instead, I see a kitchen floor that looks like it got laid by a drunktard.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

L_R, well somebody had to!
It was a teeny-tiny county jail, the dumbass got a DUI last February and has been DUIing ever since. Sorry if I sound mean but there is really no excuse for DUIing.

@ Jill-the-Ripper

You were up at 5am today to accompany someone to JAIL??? Sorry to hear about that. :-(

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 2:56pm.

So true. Father O'Malley used to wank off the kids at my orphanage....its like religious! All this time i thought he was a pervo!
Drink 5 Bloody Marys and sing 8 Hello Dollys.

Religion and ejaculation.

From the "religious people are nuts" category, this link explains how catholics view prayer as a kind of "ejaculation."

http://catholicism.about.com/od/prayers/g/Aspiration.htm

The Bible is filled with sexual imagery. All in all, the world would be much better off if people went to shrinks instead of church.

Just mho.

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OMG! *praying*

Right back atcha L_R hope you are having a great weekend.
I was napping, was up at 5am to accompany someone to jail then it was a 2 hr drive home alone.

Looks more like a monkey but whatever...

"To be is to do"- Aristotle
"To do is to be"-Jean-Paul Sartre
"Doobie doobie doo"- Frank Sinatra

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:53pm.
@ Pearl_Necklace

I've just read in my paper that some guy from Nigeria named Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab was acting on Al Qaeda orders and tried to blow up the Northwest Airlines plane flying from Nigeria to Detroit via Amsterdam. 278 passengers were on board.
The terrorist tried to detonate some kind of a bomb 10 minutes before the plane was supposed to land in Detroit. He created some sparks, firecrackers and smoke, suffered burns but failed to blow up the plane (thank G-d) and was tackled by other passengers.
Air travel security is being boosted nationwide following this terrorist attempt.
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I heard about that too on my way home from Xmas dinner in Big Bear last night. Seriously, I really do think all these yahoos programmed for generations to lay all their lives and personal responsibility to themselves and others to some angry god-man who's going to come down and whoop their enemies asses for them, are all starting to come undone, if it's dawning on them even subconsciously that big daddy from the sky ain't really coming down to save their butts from the consequences of all the overpopulation and oppression, etc., their religious doctrines have spawned.

Im looking at her cheapass ring that has turned her thumb green...

*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09

I checked eBay but Banana Jesus isn't up for sale yet. Think I'll make one of my own using a Magic Marker, then move on to meat products. Hot dog Jesus, here I come.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

That looks nothing like Jesus. Not that we know what he looked like anyway.

Why does it have to be Jesus the Son of God or the Blessed Virgin Mary? Why not Alec Baldwin or Joan Baez?

OT: My kids have cabin fever and they are acting like complete hellions. I want to throw them off the terrace.

I'm an Aries who tends to only date Geminis.

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Thinks of nasty things to do with bananananananas...stop.

@ DiamondDawg

I have a great book "Love Signs" by Linda Goodman. It's so thick!
Before I accept a date from a guy, I read what it says about our compatibility, it's just amazing the information this book has.

On topic : Team Banana Neanderthal!

@ little_rascal: I read that story. Incompetent boob set fire to his own lap. Maybe he was using a Dell laptop.

ANyhow, while I'm glad everyone's safe, yeah this is gonna make traveling even more of a bitch than it already is. Good thing I opted for a staycation.

OnEffinTopic: Lady, I suggest you wait for other divinities to start appearing on other produce till you have an entire fruitbowl.

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Bottom-feeder.

"There's so many UNGODLY and dark-sided thoughts running through my head right now,"
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I immediately thought of that babyjeezus butt-plug and jackhammer jeezus site.

I saw that OP about astrological signs the other day. I didn't comment, because I'm a gemini and everyone seemed to hate geminis that day. I think Michael K is a gemini - thought I saw somewhere his b-day is June 19?

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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.

@ Pearl_Necklace

I've just read in my paper that some guy from Nigeria named Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab was acting on Al Qaeda orders and tried to blow up the Northwest Airlines plane flying from Nigeria to Detroit via Amsterdam. 278 passengers were on board.
The terrorist tried to detonate some kind of a bomb 10 minutes before the plane was supposed to land in Detroit. He created some sparks, firecrackers and smoke, suffered burns but failed to blow up the plane (thank G-d) and was tackled by other passengers.
Air travel security is being boosted nationwide following this terrorist attempt.

@ lil_ras:

Aheheheh *hugs*

My dad's a Taurus, and hell yeah, is he stubborn, the old bull. I saw your posts about 'em the other day, about Taurus being good at making money and all, and yeah he was good at that. Except he was even better at givin' moolah away *grumble*snort*

OnT: Woman's nuttier than a fruitcake. There, I said it.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:19pm.

I LOVE AD TOO! Jason Bateman has THE juiciest ass ever. My favorite chicken dance is George Sr.'s: COO COO CA CHA! COO COO CA CHA! *dies laughing*
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*DIES*!!! I like it when "Gob" and Lindsay do it to Michael because he's too chicken to ask Rita, the MRF, out for a date!!!

Re:

When you split the 12 signs into the four categories, does that mean that the four categories are the people who get along? So if I'm a Virgo, I get along well with other Virgos, Taurus, and Capricorns?
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Generally, that's the idea, that certain ELEMENTS are more compatible with others. For example,

Water dampens Fire.
Earth grounds Air
Fire is fed by Air (bad when Sag and Aqu) fight

So, like for me, Cappies can bum me out, except that I'm a cusper. My bday is Dec. 20. Capricorn starts on Dec. 21 (or 22). Some astrolgers say that cusp ppl may have traits of both signs, or one sign dominates the personality for one half their life and the other sign dominates their life the other half of their life.

I was confused for quite awhile about whether I was a Sagittarius or Capricorn. I really think I'm half of both.

Susan Miller's forecasts are interesting.

http://www.astrologyzone.com/

there's a lot of info there - especially if you're partner hunting and interested in compatibility issues.

I'm sure there are astorological anomalies all over the place, cuz there's always the rising sign to consider.

I'm so way off topic, I expect this to be moved to yesterday's Open Post.

I will copy it over there right now, just in case anyone complains.

P.S. Leos rule.

Happy Boxing Day to all, and hope your Christmas was extra jolly. I drank all day yesterday, so mine sure was!

OT: Looks like Satan to me.

And JESUS H CHRIST, can't wait for all these Armageddon-hungray-deathcultJaysus-AND-Muslim-freaks to run out of end-the-worlds (1991, 2000, 2012, what the fuck else year after that) bullshit. Truth is we're all going to grow old and die and maybe if we're lucky come back as the sentient roaches that will take over IF one of these desperate fantatics gets the nukes flying. I seriously think these assholes want the world to end because if it doesnt, then ALL their bullshit-angry-desert-oldman-god religions come to an end. Holy crap, I can't understand how so many peoples spirituality can hinge on the world's demise/aaaaaaaah end rant! and happy holidays :)

I think the real fruit here is in the eye of the beholder.

I see banana bread. With lots of butter.

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@ Plecostomus

Pleco, you're a Pisces? I knew it! You had to be a Pisces!
*hugs Pleco*

I've been married to 2 Taurus men. Taurus = Bull, hee hee, Oh boy, they're stubborn.

It looks nothing like Jesus. Crackhead.

She needs some vitamins and that four-way nail file that buffs out ridges and makes your nails shiny without polish. I love that thing.

I draw in Leo's mainly, its fucking bizarre. I'm a Sagittarius. Went back to my hometown yesterday, saw my ex, he's a Leo. What is it with men, do they sense misery? I had two exes come out of the woodwork in one week.

One is an model in NY (the one I saw yesterday), mainly an underwear model...

I know this is VERY useful information here. I think I saw it posted on someone's facebook yesterday.

How to open a banana like a monkey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:19pm.

I LOVE AD TOO! Jason Bateman has THE juiciest ass ever. My favorite chicken dance is George Sr.'s: COO COO CA CHA! COO COO CA CHA! *dies laughing*

Thanks so much for your opinion on Virgos! I honestly find it interesting and I don't think it's just a coincidence that many people who fall into a certain star sign have similar traits.

When you split the 12 signs into the four categories, does that mean that the four categories are the people who get along? So if I'm a Virgo, I get along well with other Virgos, Taurus, and Capricorns?

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:21pm.

That's really interesting! It seems as if Virgos really aren't that great. :(

@ lil_ras : Married? No, we just lived in sin for about 10 years. Happily, no unfortunate children were produced by our unholy union.

I'm Pisces, btw, with an Aquarian cusp. Bad combo for Virgos, methinks. My other ex was a Leo, and DD is right. She had balls enough for the both of us, and uber-confident.

OnT: Next up, St. Joseph on a watercress.

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Bottom-feeder.

Sorry, but that's Banana Planet-of-the-Apes.

@ Plecostomus

Pleco, you were married? Do you have any children?

I'm Pisces, and I adore all Pisces. And I'm drawn like a magnet to Scorpio men.

Banana Jesus is lookin a little Colin Farrell - ish to me here...;p

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