Saturday, December 26th 2009
JLo Surprises Me
JLo did not spend her Christmas eve sipping on Cristal from a solid gold flute while opening up all the boxes of diamonds, furs and Loowebatons she bought for herself. No, JLo dressed down to take the entire family to Disneyland's California Adventure. And JLo even showed that she truly is in the spirit of giving by bringing along a sickly urchin boy. Oh, wait. That's just Skeletor.
Skeletor should've put some rouge on his cheeks, because it was probably really annoying when all the kids at Disneyland ran from his ass in terror thinking he was one of Ursula's polyps from The Little Mermaid.
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Sheesh Marc looks like he hadn't eaten in years. Dude needs some food stat. Its a wonder JLO didn't break them while they are doing the nasty.
Is j-lo wolfing down all the food for herself and starving skeletor?
fuck i would like to ask them "how's the cold turkey going?" or are they wine-ing themselves? don't mind addicts...i despise closet addicts
Who's hand is her dad holding in the last picture?? I thought her parents were still married?!?!?!
Damn, neither one of them couldn't push their own kids' stroller??? They carrying on like the twins ain't even there. Why even bring them out. Should've left them at home with the sitter.
The lot of them are trash.
TRASH, I say!
He has to be one of the most revolting-looking men EVAH!
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Jesus Christ Marc, put on a baggy sweater like your wife. He looks utterly sickly. I've known plenty of people who are naturally skinny, but there isn't anything natural about what he looks like.
What many don't know ıs that Marc Anthony looks lıke Skeletor because he was a bıg meth user earlıer ın hıs career.
And everyone knows once you go down meth row your face never ever EVER fully recovers.
Just ask Fergıe.
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How come no one has mentioned the Uggs? That shit is a crime.
For the first time ever she surprises me too. I'd never thought she could have her picture taken without putting on her "sexy face". They all look happy to be there, so I hope that they had fun.
JLo's Ralph Lauren sweater is so ten years ago.
It was ugly then, too.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Geez, I hope Sally Struthers doesn't see this pic.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:30pm.
Me wonders...do the babies scream in horror when they look up and (on that rare occasion) see Skeletor leaning over their cribs? Me say...fucking yeah!
I'm so used to seeing Skeletor...I forgot what his real name is.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him? Anorexia? Drugs? Does Jlo snatch the food from his hands before he gets a chance to eat?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 9:27pm.
Skeletor is looking particularly sexy, here!
Centy!!! do you like the skinny guy type?
Me wonders...do the babies scream in horror when they look up and (on that rare occasion) see Skeletor leaning over their cribs? Me say...fucking yeah!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Why would she push her own baby carriage? The twins are an accessory just like a handbag and it's not like she's going to be carrying one of those around either.
These pair of assholes walk around like royalty and can't even talk to each other in spanish, because english is their "first language". LMAO, yeah right.
They speak english with newyorican accent and spanish with gringo accent... nothing is sadder than a couple of self-hating losers.
TTFN
Skeletor is looking particularly sexy, here!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Snot flew out of my nose when I read the Ursula polyps comment. Holy freaking god.
They're really unfortunate looking.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
For people who are supposed to be having FUN at Disney...they all look like they're in pain...this does NOT look like a fun day.
The Jews walking to a death camp in Auschwitz looked happier.
My God -the whole family together they look like a cholo family outing from East LA and as for her-it sure as hell really does take a whole army of hair,makeup and wardrobe to make her look presentable.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
i'm sure disneyland was not jlo and skeletor's first choice for vacation, but they probably bounced the check they usually send to the french riveria and had no other options...
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the kid whom skeletor is holding and walking with is the eldest of his kids with ex-miss universe dayanara torres and if i'm not mistaken the youngest one is also there...i think they got the better part of the gene pool when it comes to looks. the weirdest thing of all to me is that jho's mom is also there. so, why isn't even grandma pushing the stroller to her own grandkids rather than paying mind to someone else's?
That's walkıng death meth rıght there!!
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That's right Skeletor, starve yourself to escape the living hell that is J.Lo
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God forbid JLo pushed the strollers of her own children. I mean, what sort of trash do we think she is? She's walking with nothing in her hands, doing nothing, while some dude pushes the stroller. This is exactly why I hate her ass.
You know those ugly cholas to the right are Skeletor's sisters. Look at the ugly, popped-out bug eyes. Yep, they're related.
And yeah, just a normal day out for a normal couple, who have the nannies fart their kids around Disneyland and stand around being gawked at while their security guards chase everyone away. Waaaah waaaaah waaaaah, it's soooooo hard to be famous. Fuck both of them. He's ugly and untalented, and she's...well, you get the picture.
I saw Kobe at California Adventure. He was standing by the Rapids ride with his daughter and they were watching the rafts go by. He hung out for a while until people started yelling "Kobe, Kobe!" Then the security came from no where and he disappeared.
JBlow is not into charities. She was cited as being one of the cheapest celebrities out there. I bet she came out with the Dragon Tale twins to promote her crap fest album and movie. She only does this stuff when she has something to sell.
Evilshoe, I hear you. I have never been to Orlando Disneyworld (Would love to go) but I have passes to Disneyland/Ca Adventure. We go often. People watching is so fun.
Good luck with being a self-entitled whore at Disney Land JLO, Disney is FULL of them already. Every single time I go to Disney I think it can't top the last time then some MEMEMEMEMEMEME fucker goes and tops it.
Went on Thunder Mountain Railroad like 50 times two weeks ago. These adults and their little kids were jumping the ropes to cut. HELL no could the staff say something. I did though and loudly *grin* embarrassed them right in front of their kids.
Maybe those are his older kids? How many does he have from other people?
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Submitted by lovemyboy on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 3:08pm.
I wonder if the guy pushing the stroller is a willing family member or part of the staff...
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I wondered that too, although you can be certain that if not family, ain't no way JLo would allow any Jude-Law-shite up in HER house- I can't imagine El Skeletoré getting any without proximity & convenience, Sooo, no way she ain't gonna go all "Jennie on the cock-block" on any nanny in the pantry.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 3:08pm.
Death takes a holiday.
Hahahaha! Exactly! Bet they didn't have to wait in line for the rides.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Oh yeah, very down to earth walking around holding hand with the boogeyman in a beenie and chatting with your friends while someone else raises your spawn.
Oh, please, she spent xmas day sipping on champagne and opening 5,000 presents. She doesn't fool anyone.
Is Jalo actually wearing a flea market Ralph Lauren sweater? My eyes must be deceiving me. I'd peg Jalo as only ever wearing the Collection brand.
She surprised me, too! You know, I just don't remember JLo as being on the Saint Angie Charity Brigade - so maybe she realizes that she just doesn't look as virtuous & that's simply not allowed. Her publicist must've arranged with the "make a wish" foundation to show up at Disney with a brain cancer patient.
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OH I.S.M.U.! - you crack me up, i lurv it! 8-D
srsly - is something wrong w/ this dude?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 2:54pm.
How nice- he got a day pass from the hospice.
Hiya M-sup!
just dashing in and prancing out!!
...still thinking about hard sauce.
sigh.
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So are those the Dragon Tales twins in the buggy that is not being pushed by JLo and Skeletor?
ANG! Miss you on CT! :o( xxxxx
Goodnight peeps....neeeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep! :)
That fourth to last thumbnail shows her knees bowing inwards and his bowing outwards. Awkward
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
TITS darl.....haven't seen YOU in a while!
How's it going? Bouncy and perky??? Merry Xmas!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
Thanks MS, like I said, it looks nicer than fruitcake.
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They are better than fruitcake, trust! :D
I think I'll get one tomorrow.....they will be reduced now. Yumm!!!
Dang, that sweater and jeans are not doing her any favors in the hip department.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Oh god! you're discussing xmas pudding with hard sauce?
*weeps*
I LOVE THAT STUFF MAN!!
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