Kate Gosselin Is Loving This
If you were on the UES side today in Manhattan, you might have seen a mob of rabid possums running the streets with bottles of AXE body sprays in their mouths and Ed Hardy silk thongs on their heads. That's because somebody broke into Jon Grosselin's Douche Palace of Bad Decisions and ransacked the joint! And I'm pointing all my fingers at the possums, because who else would risk contaminating themselves by going through Jon's shit? The possums are defending their queen! Anyway...
TMZ reports that when Jon returned from celebrate Christmas with his child army, he found that someone with a knife completely destroyed his place. $100,000 worth of damages to be exact. They slashed up his shirts, shoes, luggage, his bed, rugs and curtains. Jon's TV, CD player, coffee machine, dishes and other shit was missing. They even carved the word "cheater" into his headboard.
A source tells UsWeekly that a note was left on the kitchen counter with a knife sticking through it. The note was signed with Hailey Glassman's name. The source went on to say that Meth Brows probably did the damage, because she recently moved out of the apartment. She was also upset, because she claims she paid half of the rent and recently found out that Jon's been pocketing the money and not sending in a check to their management.
Those possums are sly fuckers, framing Hailey like that. Those possums just earned themselves a special spot at the VIP section in heaven for ripping up Jon's Ed Hardy doucherags. It's A Wonderful Life got it twisted. The truth is that an angels gets his wings whenever somebody shreds an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
But seriously, I'm really trying to look at this through the eyes of Detective La Toya. She would think about it while sipping on her brandy in front of a roaring fire. Then she would remove her monocle and declare that Jon did this himself. That way the dildo gets to collect a check from his renter's insurance and also get some publicity out of it.
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Was I banned? I hope not. I haven't been able to post.
Anyway, on topic. I am leaning towards the idea that he did it himself for publicity.
Oh please, please let these Ed Hardy monstrosities die out in 2010! I wouldn't pay $1 for those tacky shirts.
I have that shirt. I use it to clean my toilet
I don't know who to give the 2009 biggest douche award to Jon and Hailey, Sheen and his Ho or
Michael Lohan and his girlfriend:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/michael_lohan/michael_lohan_filing_more...
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
Almost everyone on the planet would love to kick this douchebag's ass. I hope we don't see and hear about this fucker in 2010.
He prolly promised to pay someone to do this. Loser!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
The "he did it himself for money" idea makes the most amount of sense. Kate probably couldn't do it because a) she's so high profile people would have seen her and b) she doesn't have access to his apartment (unless she got one of the kiddos to steal it from douchebag daddy while they were visiting). Hailey is not going to sign her name to this because it makes no sense for her to do so; she's the logical suspect & wouldn't want to purposely cause the police to look at her hard. Lastly, he has huge bills to pay, no money, no way to make a living (he has no job as he's "allergic" to work). So, he not only gets $100k quickly, but satisfies his attention whoring douchebaggery at the same time. What a piece of shit asshole...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Oh pleeeze! Do we have to go back to these 2 idiots?
MK could be right. He probably doesn't have any money, he has no way of making money (he's allergic to a "real" job), his girlfriend just broke up with him telling everyone he cheated on her so he saw the perfect opportunity to make some fast cash. He blames it on Hailey, trashes the place, puts his tv and crap in storage and voila! Free $100,000.
I could totally see him doing it. He would sink that low.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 5:30pm.
Jesus gave US a gift this year by smiting this Douche-Bag! He is AWESOME!
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Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! *raises arms and sways side to side*
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Jesus gave US a gift this year by smiting this Douche-Bag! He is AWESOME!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
i hope he gets the hint that nobody like him and locks himself inside his closet
I'm Chuck Bass...
I'm a little ashamed to say that I have a lot in common with Detective LaToya. I should see if she's looking for a good Dr. What, son?.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Akways saw the douche in him. He doesn't even have a clue on how to conduct himself as a famewhore. His whole life is a big fat FAIL!
蜘龍===================龍蜘
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This has been an awesome Christmas, thank you Jesus!
Let's just hope the 'Gucci Driving Shoes" were slashed as well!!! Remember those butt-ugly things???
It's gonna be funny as Hell when it comes out he did this to himself. Jon is a narcisitic little bitch who need to go away.
RIP Fifi........ I will love you forever.
09/01/09
I totally agree. At first I was like wow, she cheated with the bodyguard first, poor guy I feel so bad for him. But after all this fuckery I must admit I was wrong. I feel so used and betrayed..
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Kate never cheated with the bodyguard, or anyone else for that matter. That was all made up by Jon because he was trying to take the spotlight off of him and his bad behavior. What a loser.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yes, Lord! Praise Christmas!!!
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Thank you, Mother Superior! ♥
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugaroo, you have a special kind of humor! I always appreciate that!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:40pm.
The only Greek guy I know is this guy in NYC who owns a pizzeria. I never could figure out which was greasier - his pies or his face. Even so, I'd love to see Greece someday. Why not, right? I already saw the grease!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
One Trick Pony
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Jon really was in a position to make this work in his favor. Everyone had seen how overbearing Kate was, and people generally felt sorry for him and supported him in the very beginning. Man, did he fuck that up quick!
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I totally agree. At first I was like wow, she cheated with the bodyguard first, poor guy I feel so bad for him. But after all this fuckery I must admit I was wrong. I feel so used and betrayed.....
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Me too. We should go together ;)
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Okay, but I get the aisle seat. Um.......do our men have to know about this? I hear Aussie boys are hot!
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Lord, yes, they are!!! And so easy-going and funny!
DU's parents migrated from Greece...he is a seriously handsome dude :D
*shuffling off to nap*
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Me too. We should go together ;)
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Okay, but I get the aisle seat. Um.......do our men have to know about this? I hear Aussie boys are hot!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Crap. My photog just cancelled tomorrow's photo shoot....second time he does that! Grrrrr...!!!!
He needs to get his rota sorted...it's my job, too!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Me too. We should go together ;)
Because the Aussies love to add -roo on words and then make nicknames for people they like.
I guess it comes from Kangaroo...tehehe.
The Aussie I'm seeing (DU, as you know) does the nick name trick with me sometimes :D
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha 8*breathing* hahahahahahaha!
MANY people dislike this shlub: he made huge mistakes and will have to live them down for a long time.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:20am.
Sugaroo, are you in Australia?
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Me? Good Lord, no! I wish! Where did you get that idea? I'm right here in the soon-to-be-frigid-again Northeast!
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Of the US?
Sorry to ask. And yes, I live on the moon....LOL
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No harm to ask! But I'm curious as to why you might think I live in Oz. Never been but I'd love to go one day. Yes, I live in the U.S.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:20am.
Sugaroo, are you in Australia?
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Me? Good Lord, no! I wish! Where did you get that idea? I'm right here in the soon-to-be-frigid-again Northeast!
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Of the US?
Sorry to ask. And yes, I live on the moon....LOL
Sala!!! Klaus Nomi!!! Bless you, dear!!!! :D
crazyinjapan:
Of those four I do not have a preference. I once had a lover that would lıterally sıng the 'black man black man, where dıd you coem from' song from Desıgnıng Women.
that was classıc!
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Looks like this greasy bozo got a tip from LiLo's Little Book of Dirty Tricks, with a few pointers from Tila Tequila's leaflet on Twatting Your Way To Relevance.
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Bottom-feeder.
Where is my ese, Marvin?? I'm gettin' ready to go on a day trip and wanna say hi, yo!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 10:58am.
Look at him. Karma was already there.
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Yes. I think you're on to something there. Good point.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Why do you ride women that look like men?! Why do you ride hippos?! *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KLAUS NOMI!!!! you german hot mess!!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:20am.
Sugaroo, are you in Australia?
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Me? Good Lord, no! I wish! Where did you get that idea? I'm right here in the soon-to-be-frigid-again Northeast!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
oh lord. GO AWAY YOU GREASY FUCK. i didn't care about you when you were actually on tv, i could really give two shits now. are you going to run to the news and tell them about how you got gum on the bottom of your shoe next?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I honestly don't know who I dislike more between this guy and the cunt. I just can't believe he would own anything so valuable that the damages came close to $100k, aside those overpriced Ed Hardy cum rags.
How come no one has ever thought of setting the factory on fire instead? Right, we don't want any 6 yr old vietnamese children to die. I surely would love to see that Audigier asshole get Berlusconi'd in the face.
i thought the story was entirely funny. ppl with so much money don't really have to sweat it.
didja all hear about the xmas prank some ppl pulled on their friend? While he was away for the holidaze, they went into his apartment and WRAPPED EVERYTHING IN IT. Like, cusions, pots and pans, his clothes, his tvs, etc. He's probably still unwrapping today trying to find his underwears.
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Breakdown, it's better than Chocolate Rain. I once dated this black dude that said he preferred chocolate and vanilla to black and white. What do you prefer to be called?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:13am.
Can't stop visiting this page.
Those come to bed eyes are just too alluring.
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BARF.
Sugaroo, are you in Australia?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:10am.
Sugaroo has been in my garden, taking pictures of the snowman I built....tststs...
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That's right and I while I was there, I rearranged all of your gnomes. Pay no attention to the one "playing" with the stone deer you got.
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He always does that. No worries.
Seriously, what happens in my yard is so freaking random!
I'm writing it all down and use it for the book I'm trying to finish next year! Hilarious!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:14am.
Awwww....that's.....cute!!! No one calls me that :(
Probably because I have the colour of a parsnip. Tehehe!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 11:10am.
Sugaroo has been in my garden, taking pictures of the snowman I built....tststs...
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That's right and I while I was there, I rearranged all of your gnomes. Pay no attention to the one "playing" with the stone deer you got.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Yes I love ıt when ıt ıs all fresh and not stale.
And I have a new pet name. You sluts are gonna laugh:
'Chocolate Face'
the fırst tıme I heard that I lıterally fell outta my chaır!
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Can't stop visiting this page.
Those come to bed eyes are just too alluring.
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@ZiggyStardust:
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Have fun Breakdown!!!! :D
I got a text from the Brit today, naughty one! Made me laugh so much and I was trapped in an overcrowded bus when I read it!!! LOL