Well, What Do We Have Here.....
It turns out the rumors are true. Jude Law snatched up three of his four kids and went off to Barbados to spend some time with his partner in homewreckery Sienna Miller. Jude and Sienna are spending their days frolicking on the beach with the kids, and spending their nights sucking the sand crabs out of each other's fuck parts. SCRAGS BITCHES!
Sienna has always been a personal slut hero of mine, so it is a little disappointing seeing her go back for fourths and fifths of Jude Law's peen. But I do understand. Bitch is just getting hers. However, I do hope she's protecting her ovaries from Jude's potent sperm. One of those needy baby things would slow down her slut game. That would be tragic.
Speaking of protection, does Rogaine make sunscreen? Jude should look into that if he hasn't already.
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I swear, Jude Law needs to stop making that face. Every time he makes that face, he gets another kid 9-months later.
Sienna should have a baby with Jude.
There is nothing of these two that is attractive or redeeming. They deserve each other.
LOL @ Loozer!!!!!
Someone photo-shopped Phil Collins' face onto Hey Jude's body.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
@ angel_i : I feel all prim and old-timey tahday!
OnT: Uhm...yeah...whatevs.
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Bottom-feeder.
WAKE UP, MK!!! I'm sick of seeing these two whores.
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The REAL Circus tour - P!nk - live vocals AND acrobatics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAe2_2bFjwk
Hasn't happened to me, Angel. But whoever did that has a few marbles loose...I mean they knew you'd be contacted about the password requests...
Anyway.
I'm off to the shower :)
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:04am.
TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE - IT- OFF!!!
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Right? What the hell is up with the covered boobies?!? What else is this ho good for?
PS. Lovely avvie! Is that the cover for your album? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
@ Mother Superior : Oh! I've done a bit of work on some commercial print retouching work but would much rather leave it to the pros. Wouldn't want to end up on Photoshopdisasters.com ehehehe. I mainly use Photoshop for storyboards and comps and yeah, for goofing around on the net.
I'm honored at the offer, though ;-)
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:57am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:28am.
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Angel, its important you contact the moderator and remove the URLs from your post.
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I edited the URLS and contacted the moderator. Thanks MS, too...I thought it sounded shady that's why I put it out there just in case it's happened to someone else too...
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Pleco....do you do retouching as well? For fashion and editorial shoots? I have a few coming up.... ;)
TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE - IT- OFF!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gosh, yes, you're right, S&F, take the URLs off!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:28am.
Sounds like some one tried to log into your account, hon.
When you forget your password, you can ask MK (or whom ever) to send you a link to your e-mail address, so you can reset it. Some one did that 12 times when trying to log in as you.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:28am.
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Angel, its important you contact the moderator and remove the URLs from your post.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Are those two dimwits still on the front page?
Good afternoon, Dlisturds! :D
What the eff is going on with his new baby momma??
Britney Spear's is normal.
Open Post is too far away...did anyone else gt this? - it was sent to me 12 times in one day:
angel_i,
A request to reset the password for your account has been made at Dlisted.
You may now log in to dlisted.com clicking on this link or copying and pasting it in your browser:
http://dlisted.com/user/reset/7779/1261086838/7ba13b371049b269c615a6
This is a one-time login, so it can be used only once. It expires after one day and nothing will happen if it's not used.
After logging in, you will be redirected to http://dlisted.com/user/7779/edit so you can change your password.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
She's getting old - smokes too much, in the sun all day, lots of booze - she'll look like this for a bit & then she'll turn up with giant lips and pillow cheeks.
Morning.
Maybe I've missed something here - but that girl doesn't look like Sienna Miller.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:09am.
Judy Law and Semena Miller are two crusty sand crabs perfect for each other.
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Exactly! Between them both, they've done everyone on the planet by six degrees of separation. It's the perfect circle of fuckery and a match made in STD heaven.
"So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
Your peen is waiting for someone to perform with
And you know that it's not just you
Hey Jude you'll do
Sienna's legs are on your shoulders"
Na na na na na na na naaaaa.....
*waves wildly at Marvin and Eileenie.*
Are y'all still here? I hope to GOSH this doesn't post more than once!
Do you ever think that maybe Some People attach their snatch to Other People who just might have a hit movie out that's being heavily promoted and that's the sole reason for Some People to be humping on this Other Person's hairy leg? Or third leg? Just speculating ...
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Puny Muffin, "I...when I grow up I wanna be a faggot like on da wizard of oz 'n dance around all day."
Judy Law and Semena Miller are two crusty sand crabs perfect for each other.
I agree they deserve each other. Both are skanks and both are highly overrated in terms of looks and talent.
Both are nasty as fuck.
I really think that these two deserve each other. What's more, they probably are a perfect match. They are considered by many to be good looking. They are not overly bright. Fidelity and loyalty are not really their thing. When opportunity knocks, they go for it (no matter if marriages are wrecked or children are conceived). For them it must be like looking in the mirror.
Butcher Holler!
holler!
They look like they're retarded in that header photo.
go ahead, believe what you want... i think they're there doing charity work
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"Break the circle and stop the movement
The wheel is thrown to the ground
Just remember it might stop rolling
And take you right back around"
Kristy got fat and I kicked her out of my house.----->
Sienna would be great at the beach with kids. Her bulldozer vagina is probably really helpful for building sandcastles.
Maybe they are celebrating their birthdays together? Anyway, Jude Law is not Puffy/Piffy/PeeDiddy Combs. Sienna really wanted him.
I like them together too. There's an appropriate match of skeeziness between them.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by johnosahon on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 3:27pm.
I guess im the only one but i like them together
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I like them together too. I think they physically match each other
I agree witcha :) and @johnosashon your right about that. people who are in relationships are celebrating this with cheer!!
That's an unfortunate hairline on Jude. He may as well go Captain Picard and shave it off.
I think John Malkovich is a hot sexy bald guy.
i can't say i don't find him hot
i wish i could, but i can't
yum
and receding hairlines aren't the end of the world either - just ask Chris Meloni, another yum
Cert, if it's just the tip, it doesn't count.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
jimmy, is that you?! How's Kristy doing these days? She's the one who told me that. She said you liked it and said it felt "really weird." Don't be ashamed of your erotic creativity!
Stop telling stories about me. I just let the tip in, that's not *sodomy*.
Crazyinjapan, he sounds absolutely delightful!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
He needs to get that surgery where
they rip off the back of his scalp
& remove the balding front
& put the back scalp just above
the forehead.
Friar Tuck=yuck
rubyfiregoldmagik.blogspot.com
Hahaha, Cent, that reminds me of this guy I knew who liked to be sodomized by a popcicle while his girlfriend blew him. TruStory.
*swoons*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Danger makes it all worthwhile when I get Eileenie back to my condo and get out the Vamp from the freezer---->
Edward is hotter than Jude
*heads out for Hot Topic*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.