It's A Stunt, So Says Hailey Glassman
Jon Grosselin's douche cave was ransacked on Saturday, and he believes that his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman had everything to do with it! The Ed Hardy Slasher left behind a note and signed it with Hailey Glassman's name. This is why I'm not sure if she had anything to do with it. Would that bitch be THAT stupid to sign the note with her own name? Okay, okay, I hear all of you screaming "YES" in my ear. Meth Brows would be that dumb, but I still think this was a stunt orchestrated by the douche master himself. And Meth Brows' lawyer agrees.
Hailey's lawyer told Radar, "It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don't think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don't know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it."
But Jon's lawyers seem to think that Hailey's meth face will soon be covered by a fat crotch belonging to her cell mate in prison. Jon's lawyer told Radar, "Hailey Glassman is going to jail. It's a simple as that. The building security tape will not lie and the evidence will speak for itself."
The evidence will speak for itself?! Who the hell does Jon's lawyer think he is? Wadsworth from Clue? Personally, I think the only real suspect in this case goes by the name of Karma. And not Karma Chameleon, the drag queen from Orlando who tried to steal my fuck partner right in front of me.
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who cares about these people or this crap? seriously?
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
<"The building security tape will not lie and the evidence will speak for itself.">
Seems to me that would have been available immediately.
Maybe it's Michael Lohan...I thought he and Jon were involved in some sort of TV fuckery.
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Jon has no right to be famous. He has no right to have any money unless he gets a job. Let's all pretend we have never heard of him and not have any more stories about him.
He did it himself because he needs money!
ransack his house? really?
if these "thieves" really want to do something right, they need to find both him and hailey and kill them...
we could also tell mk to boycott these assholes so we never have to hear or see their mugs in this blog ever again...
Best idea I have heard all week!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 10:35am.
KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMA CHAMMEEELLEEOON
I am leaning towards MK's theory of publicity stunt more and more but if Jon's lawyer has hard evidence, then let's get them on Judge Judy ASAP.
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OooooOOOOOooh Judge Judy!!! That would be BRILLIANT!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:29am.
Fuck. GO A W A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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me is it my imagination or is that doggie getting closer and closer each day?
it's freaking me out a little bit.
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She should go to jail just for being dumb enough to lend him 90 grand. How did she expect he'd pay her back?
These two attention sluts deserve each other. The general public deserves to be rid of them. No one cares about them for good reasons.
ransack his house? really?
if these "thieves" really want to do something right, they need to find both him and hailey and kill them...
we could also tell mk to boycott these assholes so we never have to hear or see their mugs in this blog ever again...
I'm still naive. When MK first called this as Jon's handiwork, my mind was a little blown.
Dlisted is fabulous, but MichaelK is destined for great things. And I don't mean "great things" the way that Angelina with her carry-on hefty bags from the Jersey Shore means it.
I'm a bartender sound bite Jersey Shore sound bites
Arrest both of them and toss them in the chokey with Ballon-boy's illtarded parents.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Jon is too dumb to be so thorough and he would not desecrate his Ed Hardy Collection. I think it is Hailey or her new Cage fighter.
Jon is too dumb to be so thorough and he would not desecrate his Ed Hardy Collection. I think it is Hailey or her new Cage fighter.
Fuck. GO A W A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These people live such messy, pathetic lives. Ugh.
The bar on "celebrity" has been set SO low, that we have to deal with these desperate cling-ons, who won't let go of their UNDESERVED 15 minutes. THANX, TLC. You fucktards.
And JonBoy can go screw hisself, while he's at this fuckery.
If it turns out he did this to himself for money and/or camera time....I'm gonna laugh my fool head off.
And if he din't....maybe he should take a fuckin' hint and just go the fuck away?
I blame it on the boogie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k
But the again, I blame everything on the boogie.
Global warming? The boogie.
Heidi and Spencer? The boogie.
Sluttsville? That's a whole other thing.
I laugh every time I read anything about the king of the douches. I'm wondering how long it will be before we see him on the arm of Snooki. Karma. Publicity stunt. Who cares?
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Is there some sort of Fame Addicts Anonymous that these people can go to? We can probably come up with a list of other famewhores to make a big enough support group.
How lovely. One day the kids can scan the internet and learn ALL about their parents and not just guess at the bad stuff like we have to...
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News has hıt a new low when these two are even remotely relevant!
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So now he's going to press charges against the woman he said he loved more than Kate (on national television, no less).
What an embarrassment he is to those poor kids.
i bet she did it, but they both knew about it and it was planned.
absolute publicity stunt.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
she's always such a classy bitch isnt she??
KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMA CHAMMEEELLEEOON
I am leaning towards MK's theory of publicity stunt more and more but if Jon's lawyer has hard evidence, then let's get them on Judge Judy ASAP.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Of course it's a stunt. Balloon boy (and I'm talking about Gosselin's fat ass) needs to create new interest around him.
Great side-by-side pics.
She DEFINITELY did this. Bitch, please.
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Gee, what a surprise that all this fuckery is happening around him after conducting himself in such a high-class manner.
maybe he should ask for some love offerings to buy a new shirt cause that one is uglay!
BWAHAHAHAHA