First Oprah, And Now Ty Ty!!
Hug your TV tightly and prepare to say goodbye to it, because how will it go on now that both Oprah and Ty Ty will not be around to grace its screen?! After 5 years, Tyra Banks announced that the talk show that brought us Tyra as a homeless person, Tyra as a fatty and Tyra as a Vaseline fetishist will go dark. Ty Ty says we'll have to find another fat ass to kiss, because her talk show will go away next year. QUICK! Somebody talk Joel McHale off that ledge.
Ty Ty issued this statement to People: “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are."
Ty Ty plans to focus on producing movies that will bring "positive images of women to the big screen." First up will be, THE TYRA BANKS STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. After that will be, THE OPRAH WINFREY STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. And finally, THE JOEL MCHALE STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS.
The truth is, this is a sad day. What other show will bring us important events like the first ever televised colonic? My bowels depended on Tyra.
Well, at least we still have the human suppository known as Dr. Phil to help us get regular again.
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Finally! I actually went to a taping of her show & practically fell asleep. Boring show. Bye bye TyTy.
YES!!! Fuck you and goodnight Tyra! Can't stand that pretentious, fake bitch.
Admittedly, I might shed a tear at the thought of no more The Soup fodder but as someone else mentioned, Wendy Williams will certainly do.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I'd watch the Tyra Movie
At least Joel still has Wendy Williams.
Bad move on Tyra's part. Ever since Top Model became a show without an audience, the Tyra Show was the only thing helping her on her way to being Oprah. I mean Oprah had to work at that shit for years and Tyra's ass is giving up.
Oh well never could stand Tyra (or Oprah).
On one show she was interviewing Janet Jackson and asking her about farting. 'Do you blame it on someone else? Do you let it just rip?' Now that's an interview.
@ Whatever
I agreed. Tyra Banks is not a Supermodel, she just a famous for being famous Model. Same with Heidi Klum.
I never thought of her as a supermodel like Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell Christy Brinkley. Her huge ego and know it all attitude has fooled folks into thinking she invented modeling and the fashion industry.
Bitch is just messing with the regretable fanbase to hear them squirm and beg for her to stay on air.
If Tyrant ever thought about letting her ego fix, she would have left ANTM die 10 seasons ago.
Are all models like this? Me me me me. Yech.
I agree. Dumb show.
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If those whores keep on going like this there will be no wig left on tv.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
too true, to all who says ty ty was not a supermodel. maybe when she was a teenager she did some shows in paris, but not the caliber of shows naomi did, that's why she worked for sports illustrated and victoria's secret, she was too big to do high fashion modeling. same as heidi klum, note the cunty words of largerfeld of ms. klum.
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hellnaw.
I have a seltzer. Is that close enough?
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Dude do u really have a Pulitzer? Cos very few things surprise me these days.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Guys do you really think Tyra had a nose job? Cos I think her nose just changed a lil when she grew up. Also she does alot of contouring. and while we're at it, are her boobs really real?
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You don't have to agree. That's why ıt's called an opınıon.
And I have a Pulıtzer. Get ıt rıght.
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Surprising news. I thought that Tyra was going to be around alot longer.
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That's harsh. I don't agree with any of that. I'm ok with Tyra being Tyra. Shes made a brand for herself and is very successful at it. I don't watch the show, because it's really not targeted to my age group, but a lot of people like it.
But I guess your standards are higher, since you've already got a few noble prizes under your belt —for whatever profession you're in.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:20pm.
I wıll agree to a slıght degree that she was never a super supermodel.
The fashıon ındustry only hıred/promoted her because they needed a black model more docıle than Naomı. One that would not beat assıstants or workers backstage. It was just to send a wakeup call to Naomı that she could be replaced but at the end of the day Naomı proved those bıtches wrong and stıl would hurl a cell phone every few months just to remınd bıtches who was really ın charge.
What Rıhanna ıs to Beyonce, Tyra was/ıs to the fashıon world.
A glorıfıed stunt double/bad carbon copy.
I feel bad for these kıds growıng up these days that don't even know what good TV ıs anymore.
And to thınk my parents used to say the same thıng.
But these days? It actually IS true.
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i never really watched ty ty's show...i always figured it was for tweens anyways...and i so totally agree with the breakdown...ty ty was brought in to keep na na in check...and we saw how that all worked out...
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How could this be? OMG. Just awful. How will I go on? Why does quality tv always get canned?
Never mind that three people watch her show & they're stuck in a TV room in a nursing home somewhere.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
well said Breakdown! good analogy.
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I wıll agree to a slıght degree that she was never a super supermodel.
The fashıon ındustry only hıred/promoted her because they needed a black model more docıle than Naomı. One that would not beat assıstants or workers backstage. It was just to send a wakeup call to Naomı that she could be replaced but at the end of the day Naomı proved those bıtches wrong and stıl would hurl a cell phone every few months just to remınd bıtches who was really ın charge.
What Rıhanna ıs to Beyonce, Tyra was/ıs to the fashıon world.
A glorıfıed stunt double/bad carbon copy.
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Island Girl, But in Tyra's mind, it's a Mont Blanc.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
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Centy, I think you're right, it is a PaperMate. But in Tyra's mind, it's a Mont Blanc.
PS -- I think it's a PaperMate?!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Hey, Island Girl!!, Ahahaha, it's a Bic!
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If she flicked it, that weave would go up in flames!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
It's the end of an era lmao!!!!!!
Truly I am very dissapointed in Tyra. Yeah she managed to get shows on TV but it was trash.
It a new decade and time for some new fresher perspective. Time to put the lace front, gold fronts and drag queen makeup away.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:47am.
"Wow! What's this? It looks fierce, girlfriend!"
"It's a pen. You write with it."
"What's "write?"
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Ahahaha, it's a Bic! Kinda like a crayon, only more chique-er.
"Wow! What's this? It looks fierce, girlfriend!"
"It's a pen. You write with it."
"What's "write?"
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"No Fat Chicks"
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HURRAH!!!!!
not soon enough Tyra, not soon enough.
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And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
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when is she quitting antm? that's long overdue
Everything around her has to be HUGE to make her ass look smaller by comparison.
Cut Consumption NOT Foreskin
Also: worst nosejobs EVAH!
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:28am.
Victorias Secret was never high fashion and even so, it became popular AFTER de supermodel heyday. Whats up fucker???
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HEY DP!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK VICTORIA'S SECRET, except for Heidi Klum who I want to fuck a little bit or a lot.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:20am.
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Victorias Secret was never high fashion and even so, it became popular AFTER de supermodel heyday. Whats up fucker???
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! Get rid of ALL these talk shows!
At least Joel will still have Wendy.
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I hate this bitch. She's fug, full of shit and as stupid as they come.
Her only redeeming features are her tits.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I hate this fake ass bitch more than Oprah.
The sonic boom you are hearing right is not US jet fighters responding to another terror-in-the-sky threat but Ananda, Rolanda, Mother Love, Tempest Bledsoe, Robin Quivers and Iyanla Van Zant rushing to phone their agents.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:17am.
I love how she says her next "huge" steps... she really is so full of herself. She was NEVER a supermodel, even back in the day her top things were The Sports Ilustrated cover and a CoverGirl campaign.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
This better be a joke or publicity stunt. IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY!!
I love how she says her next "huge" steps... she really is so full of herself. She was NEVER a supermodel, even back in the day her top things were The Sports Ilustrated cover and a CoverGirl campaign.
I wonder if Oprah hates this woman.
I wouldn't be surprised.
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Submitted by dcjeepguy on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 11:09am.
That is hilarious! He must be a Hot Slut soon!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Thank you Jaysus. I thought she was looking at a pee stick/pregnancy test and was about to announce that she's knocked up.