Open Post: Hosted By Eamon Farrell And His New Husband
Colin Farrell's brother Eamon married Steven Mannion in Canada recently, and last night they threw a wedding reception in Dublin so that all their Irish relatives could celebrate their wedded bliss. Colin brought his son James along, because every one of us should go to as many gay weddings as possible. The Andre at gay weddings not only tickles your nose, but it tickles your nipples and no-no too. At the same time! And you really haven't lived an Abba song until you've danced to one under a disco ball at a gay wedding. These are facts!
Here's more from Eamon and Steven's wedding reception last night. You know, Eamon looks like something you'd get when rubbing a Glamberace and a Rosie O'Donnell together. And Steven kind of looks like Carson Kressley on testosterone.
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Totally looks like the wedding of Carson & Boyle
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
I don't understand why assholes kill the babies. I mean 13 weeks old?
Even in prison they have standards and baby killers are NOT very welcome.
ME, that is fucked up. He didn't have to kill the baby. Uuuggghh
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
My poor BH couldn't leave his yard yesterday because of this fuckery:
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ci_14081804?source=most_viewed
Good Morning Horz!! Hope all is well.
Would like to say, BH and I watched "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" last night and OMG! I laughed, I cried, I bawled and I tinkled.
It was really good, BH admitted that this was his second time watching it.
Peaches, if you're lurkin round, have a happy New Years, grrlfriend. Miss yer butt on the Nite Shift.
*lifts beaker of lab-concocted "chartruese"( sp?) to P-80*
};-)
Good for you. I prefer smaller to bigger and natural to fake. I would rather have saggy with memories than fake with no personality.
And this dear sir is why you are loved.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Hi Centy!
After I did roll call for night crewe (so sorry I forgot you!!), I left to make dinner. I *ACTUALLY* cooked instead of eating of a bag. LoLz. Anyone still around?
Diamond Dawg!!
You forgot to call ME from dinner. :(
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Carson kressley married Simon from idol in a wig?
You mean to tell me that is not Susan Boyle on (not that many) steroids...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The Farrell's are one ugly family.
MARVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Why all you people up on my jock all the time? Calling for Marvin. Im around.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 9:00pm.
Well you seem to be one of the good ones Jazzy :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:48pm.
Status Update: Little Timmy just took the cutest dump in his diapers, it had the most darling corn niblets in it. I just LOVE LOVE LOVE being a parent!!
(I HATE.)
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I am so with you! My SIL would give daily updates on my nieces potty training. "Jessica didn't quite make it to the potty today!"
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LOL! That's when it is good to reply with "took your advice and tried fisting up the ass today! Great tip!" Put it up about an hour after they go to bed so it will sit there for the max time.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:03pm.
@ ME - ah. I guess I am glad I never cared about not being big chested. But
I am not judging anyone who wants to get implants or tries all of these "enhancers" its just not for me. It just doesn't sound like it would work.
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Good for you. I prefer smaller to bigger and natural to fake. I would rather have saggy with memories than fake with no personality.
@DD. I am well, thanks! Marvin was here last night and was actually not trying to lock me out! We had a pleasant chat!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
Hey, DD! How are you?
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I'm good. Thanks for asking. You?
WHERE THE HELL IS MARVIN?!? Now that we made friends, he's avoiding me!
Leaving work early...Shhhh!
Gnite.
Hi Miss Jane
Good Xmas, glad its over. Party Party Party. No kids so we all get together and just watch football ( thats our excuse ) at the sports pub.
How about you?
Hey, DD! How are you?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:29pm.
Lucky! Long time no talk JJack...how was XmaS?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Hi all,
Bringing up the rear with the nightcrew. Who's here?
ESE?
Eileenie?
Marvin?
Chirio?
Team Valtrex?
CertiFED Alt?
Finish your dinner and get your ass to work in here!
Where are y'all?
Woo hoo, just snuck out for a voddy tonny!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:48pm.
Status Update: Little Timmy just took the cutest dump in his diapers, it had the most darling corn niblets in it. I just LOVE LOVE LOVE being a parent!!
(I HATE.)
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I am so with you! My SIL would give daily updates on my nieces potty training. "Jessica didn't quite make it to the potty today!"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:13pm.
I am SOOOOOO not clicking on that...;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@missjanetexas
i know i'm healing when i can (kind of) use the corkscrew to open a bottle of wine....
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=8900793...
HE PAYS GAY PEOPLE TO CHOKE HIM IN THE SHOWER LOL!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:06pm.
Ugh, i'm sorry. I've never broken anything (thank god). I would be helpless!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:02pm
lol it does! thanks. okay lemme start my job search back up...i'll check back ever so often...
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:53pm.
ITA. How is your arm doing?! (it's arm, right? I know you have a cast on)
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thanks for asking MJT !!!! i'm fine, just bitchy and climbing the walls...i broke the humerus (upper arm) so it's taking FOREVER to "heal". i've broken a wrist, ankle, etc before but this one is taking a LONG time to get better...i'm just impatient!!!!!
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:02pm.
Well if it makes you feel any better...I've had no highlights in my day ;) That is CRAZY though.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@ ME - ah. I guess I am glad I never cared about not being big chested. But
I am not judging anyone who wants to get implants or tries all of these "enhancers" its just not for me. It just doesn't sound like it would work.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:55pm.
yea same here! but to find out carl winslow is gay too AND be with uncle phil is the highlight of my day (yes i have no life) but i wonder how two big dudes make it work...omg so many questions...
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:53pm.
ITA. How is your arm doing?! (it's arm, right? I know you have a cast on)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
MJT - it's this tube thingy that you squeeze and push on etc. It looks ridiculous.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:55pm.
I had always heard the rumors that Uncle Phil was gay, but didn't know about Carl....hmmmmm
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Hi KK!, anyone seen that infomercial thing with the breast enhancer?
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What about the one with the double chin exerciser? I almost fucking purchased that at Bed, Bath and Beyond last week, but luckily I restrained myself.
Or that thing you put on your hand that's like an emery board that can supposedly remove Robin Williams' back fur?
There's no way any of this stuff can work. Right?!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
whoa! idk what yall talking bout in here but i just heard that uncle phil and carl winslow are gay together....for like the past decade..where have i been and who knows more about this?? lol
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
UGH THE ones I hate are the people who every day are like "i love my husband, he is the best he just carved me a statue out of marble...HE IS THE GREATEST". Whatever...*vomits* maybe i'm just jealous :)
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in my shitty opinion anyone who has to brag about a relationship online, or how it is "the best ever" may have something lacking....
@ ME - is it like a "natural enhancer"?
I don't think i would ever get implants....a lift maybe. But I also have no children SO I guess I should wait to say that. ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:48pm.
AGREED! Whats worse is when they post a video of said corn niblets. UNNECESSARY. I have actually hid most of those people.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I'm sorry, but after breastfeeding two children, these sisters are sorry ass excuses for tits and there is NOTHING in the world that can bring them back to life other than a boob job.
There is NO magical device, nor amount of breast muscle building you can do to save two sisters who already headed for the floor.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
UGH THE ones I hate are the people who every day are like "i love my husband, he is the best he just carved me a statue out of marble...HE IS THE GREATEST". Whatever...*vomits* maybe i'm just jealous :)
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Status Update: Little Timmy just took the cutest dump in his diapers, it had the most darling corn niblets in it. I just LOVE LOVE LOVE being a parent!!
(I HATE.)
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:40pm.
They're all yours Jazzy!
Speaking of tits...anyone seen that infomercial thing with the breast enhancer?
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i just had a flashback to college...my nickname in the dorm was "tits" because i went on the pill and went up to a C cup...now i haven't been on the pill in years, and i haven't worn a bra for almost 2 months because of this stupid broken arm cast and my laziness...i imagine i wil be sagging down to my navel by age 35...sorry TMI !!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
oh! even at my "friendliest" facebook status update, i will inevitably get people who ask "oh, are you o.k.?" and this is AFTER me playing nice and trying to be neutral. i agree, i find it hard to deal with the "i'm perfect, my marriage/kids/life are great" crowd....
They're all yours Jazzy!
Speaking of tits...anyone seen that infomercial thing with the breast enhancer?
My asshole of a BH started dialing the number to order it for me!
Fucker.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
UGH THE ones I hate are the people who every day are like "i love my husband, he is the best he just carved me a statue out of marble...HE IS THE GREATEST". Whatever...*vomits* maybe i'm just jealous :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:36pm.
It's dropped about 10 degrees in the last hour and I'm pretty sure my tits froze off. What the fucking hell!!?!?!? This is California for fucks sakes!
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*picks up M.E.'s tits*
*tries on*
Ah, nice!
*skips off*