Tuesday, December 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 28th!
The all-new Ivana Trump Airplane Snuggie! Protects your ears from screaming children and your hands from strangling them. - ImpertinentVixen
Runners-up:
To keep Shane from offending everyone on the plane with his Manhunt profile, his grandma knitted him an internet porn cozy. - starvis
BLOG POST 899,9657
KANYE IS TOO GOOD TO FLY COACH. MY PEOPLE PUT ME ON A COACH FLIGHT WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE LIKE ME. IM SITTING WITH BORING ZOMBIES. I HAVE TO COVER MY FACE OR THE FANS WILL BEG ME FOR AUTOGRAPHS. KANYE IS MEGA PISSED. HEADS WILL ROLL. BUY MY RECORD. - zomay
Ever since that freaky sex tape emerged, traveling for Pinocchio has never been the same - cliff777
via WOW Report
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Thanks snowbunnies! Congrats to my fellow winners!!
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Tits, yes El B is a funny guy. He knows I admire his wit.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 2:06pm.
Thanks friends.
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ZOOMIE, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT EL BASTARDO HAD ONE OF THE ALL TIME BEST CAPTION THIS CAPTIONS OF! ALL! TIME!
*kisses*
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A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Thanks friends.
i KNEW Zomay was gonna be either the winner or a runner-up. That shit was EPIC
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walk for a ho!
BLOG POST 899,9657
KANYE IS TOO GOOD TO FLY COACH. MY PEOPLE PUT ME ON A COACH FLIGHT .... HEADS WILL ROLL. BUY MY RECORD. - zomay
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BRILLIANT!!!
All the winners were great. I had nothing. Thanks for making me laugh
LOL, great job I.V.; congrats also to starvis, zomay/aka Jan Brady, and cliff.
Congrats winners!
YAY!!! I was rooting for zomay. She7he made me pee my pants with that
Yay Horz!!!!
Cut Consumption NOT Foreskin
You sluts never cease to slay me wıth these quıps.
Congrats!
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Great job everyone! Hahahahaaaahaa~
LOL, horz. Congrats!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Yes, congrats to ImpertinentVixen--a very witty usage of Ivana's cuntiness. Brava!
LMAO! Nice job!
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hahaahha all the winners are great, thanks for the laughs!!
Hilarious!!! Congrats to all the winners!
LMAO IV AND ZOMAY TOO FUNNY
good ones everyone!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Zomay, LOL!
Congrats to you and the others too.
cuntgratz cuntz
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Way to go I.V.!!! Congrats also to Zomay, Starvis and Cliff777!!!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Congrats winners! Good job with a tough pic.
verything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
The Snuggie-Islam Edition
Gee, thanks Grandma. You shouldn't have. No, I mean you really shouldn't have.
New from the makers of "Snuggie", It's the "Chokie".
al-Qaeda very quickly came to regret their success in recruiting Jon Gosselin
TMZ uncovers never before seen photo of JFK putting on an enormous sixties style knitted condom in an aeroplane while (at the date given) Jackie was simultaneously pregnant, caring for her aging mother and serving soup in a Homeless Shelter.
dude, you burned your crotch the last time you tried. i think it's time to give it up.
I mean:
The sweater laptop personalizer is flawed because it doesn't hide your boner.
The cableknit laptop personalizer is flawed in that it doesn't hide your boner.
(That guy is totally watching porn.)
Oh just stick a sock in it!
@ fleawatch...complaining about the humidity!!!! OY VEY~!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:52pm.
This has got to win, place or show. LMAO!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Old Navy sweaters are the first line of defence against a seat mate with B.O. The trick is to spray the shit out of it with Polo by Ralph Lauren first.
Don't worry Rachel...Elin thinks I'm at home in bed with a blanket over my head. Hahahahaha...hahahaha...hahaha....ha.
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
Michael Phelps finally took the hint and goes out like this wherever he goes now.
Desperate for a dlisted caption win and keenly aware of his nonexistent talent to be witty and funny, one reader tries a different kind of stab in the dark approach.
One of many reasons you should just hand off your drugs to someone and not take them all in Thailand before boarding your plane.
Proof that LaloHan (aka fire crotch) refuses to let her victims escape so easily!
cyber-dickhead
I'm glad facebook finally solved their security issues.
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
If this was your Christmas gift, your Mother -In- Law hates you.
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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"
And this is how Chris Brown learned to keep his fists at bay and watch Rihanna videos on repeat whilst everyone around him is none the wiser!
"Leave me alone, bitches. I'm making a cake. A Yemeni cake."
They make 85 year old grandmothers take off their shoes, but this guy gets a free pass!
This terrorist only had blueprints to planes w/circa-1979 orange seat covers. Now his plan to blend in was totally fuc*ed.
Note to self: Do not get H1N1 vaccine in the back alley again.
I gotta Mzza. Paris' nails filings...they - vary good! Whooz you has? Inzides out Snuggiezz... Peace and quietz.
Twat supreme John Mayer witnesses over-coverage of his lukewarm antics with tunnel vision. Fascinating.
You know you're in first class when the barf bag has matching mittens!!