Afternoon Crumbs
Remember that one scene in Alien.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Lily Allen is one step closer to achieving her goal of making sure every one of us has seen her titties at least once - Egotastic!
Tamara Mellon either needs a smaller bikini bottom or bigger ass cheeks - Hollywood Tuna
But can Zachary Quinto get both of his feet behind his head? - Just Jared
JLo posing for her life at a football game - Lainey Gossip
So now we know why Bradley Cooper agreed to do Valentine's Day - Towleroad
Larry King is the Tiger Woods of the zombie world - Celebitchy
Hot piece Johnathon Schaech is engaged - I'm Not Obsessed
Leonardo DiCaprio needs a miracle suit - Popsugar
This is what happened to Pete Wentz when Bronx Mowgli was finally old enough to understand his name is Bronx Mowgli - Socialite Life
Another picture of Kendra's 10-second-old baby. Expect 10,000 more of these before the year is up - ICYDK
I really don't want to know what "Hoff-ee" is - Hollywood Rag
A Glee flash mob - SOW
RiRi wearing two of Noah Cyrus' favorite skirts as a bikini - Holy Moly!
Is that Detective Julie Bower in the bottom right picture?! - Cityrag
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
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Janice Dickhead is GROSS even before she throws that alien beast out of her mouth... shit, you have to be pretty desparate to suck that thing. Who is that loser? What a PDB.
Fuckin' NASTY, that tongue THING. Yeck. Janice needs to get lost. My eyeballs are offended.
I find Lily Allen very comical...and sexy too.
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
@TheBreakdown "I KNOW I am not the only one wıth a story lıke thıs!"
I was actually thinking about this guy I wound up with when I was 18.....I had been imbibing and he was definitely not my type, PLUS he was terrible at "IT". I was not into "IT" after about 5 minutes with Mr. Jock. He noticed that I was starting to recoil and started acting like a jerk.
I also hate people who are uncoordinated and lack rhythm.
JLo's "sexy face" makes me wanna slap the shit out of her.
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
What the fuck? Come on, Scooby. Put your tongue back in your mouth.
Janice Dickinson is a delusional slutty 54 year-old woman who believes she's 25.
Janice Dickhead is GROSS even before she throws that alien beast out of her mouth... shit, you have to be pretty desparate to suck that thing. Who is that loser?
Kendra's kid just popped out and she is expecting him to sleep through the night already?! Next she'll be smashing pop tarts in his mouth.
Idiot.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Janice Dickenson is a disgusting ole' hag, Kendra's baby is adorable, and Pete Wentz is like the rest of a the Simpsons, an attention whore.
Most of the men I know who love to kiss are really bad at it. I wonder if the same goes for the Dickinson bitch.
I loathe Larry King and everyone associated with him.
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
That's Janice Dickinson...is that Steve Coogan she is tongue-assaulting? (That website is, mercifully, blocked.)
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
oh man, i think kendra and the baby look sweet as can be. i hope her mom is there helping. awwwww.
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The McCanns Did It
But for people that say 'well he/she can fuck but they cannot kıss' they are doıng ıt all wrong
you cannot get to part II wıthout part I!!!
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I would like to add to the terrible kisser = bad lay convo; in my experience I have found this to be quite accurate in evaluating whether you should jump someone's bones or not. If they have no finesse in kissing, they will most likely have awful rhythm to their stroke and not know wtf to do with their hands or mouths. Very awkward.
Who could EVER tolerate Larry King nude unless it's medical students in training?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
According to Kendra, the internet is her baby book. Why post all the baby's pics and events when someone else will do it for you!
God.
She looks like a Ghila monster!
Or that thing that ate Phil Bronstein's foot.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Douche Wentz face injuries actually make him look better!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
pete wentz is such a fucking douchebag. Normally I do not like violence but I must applaud the person who smashed his fug mug in.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 4:02pm.
angel_i:
No. The WORST ıs when these same bad lays ask you for a round two as ıf the fırst one was up to par.
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Ok - the WORST is when they are good kissers and then they're bad and then they ask you back and you kinda wanna say: Ok - but can we only kiss? Cuz that's the only part that's fun. But then you have to say no cuz you know they're gonna wanna bore you with their sexin' again and you also know that there is no time in life to waste on bad sex. No sir.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 4:02pm.
angel_i:
No. The WORST ıs when these same bad lays ask you for a round two as ıf the fırst one was up to par.
I almost had one lust connectıon break my back.
Or ıt SEEMS lıke what a broken back would seem lıke.
ı've never broken any bones to be certaın.
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The dentist I saw chipped one of my teeth with his teeth. LOL
angel_i:
No. The WORST ıs when these same bad lays ask you for a round two as ıf the fırst one was up to par.
I almost had one lust connectıon break my back.
Or ıt SEEMS lıke what a broken back would seem lıke.
ı've never broken any bones to be certaın.
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AMEN! But the WORST is when they ARE good kissers and then they suck in sexy times. Not in a good way.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
I care not for Lily Allen anymore. *sigh* Short but sweet.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Any feeling of horniness has left my body completely after seeing this pic.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
loozer:
If you cannot suck my face there ıs no way ın hell you're goıng to suck my cock.
Male OR female.
Can I get an amen?!
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Jlo, I know you read Dlisted. How the hell do you sleep with Mark everynight? This amazes me.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:49pm.
Mother Superior:
I thınk the bad kısser thıng ıs more of a deal breaker than the no dancıng.
Because even a bad dancer can just lay there and do NOTHING and be more entıcıng than a kısser that trıes to swallow your tongue or bıte yours OFF.
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Kissing plays a major role in sex. It's part of the language you speak when doing it and if you're not fluent in that......not good enough for me :D
LOL
What about guys that won't kiss? Straight guys and some Gay ones too, are willing to bump uglies with another dude, but say no to kissing and cuddling. It's like sucking face is less macho than sucking peen.
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Mother Superior:
I thınk the bad kısser thıng ıs more of a deal breaker than the no dancıng.
Because even a bad dancer can just lay there and do NOTHING and be more entıcıng than a kısser that trıes to swallow your tongue or bıte yours OFF.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:45pm.
That is SO right! Very wise indeed.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:44pm.
A very wise gay once told me, if his kisses don't make your toes curl, DONT SLEEP WITH HIM. He was right.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Breaky, I once kissed this Italian dude who was SO handsome....but such a bad bad kisser. He did not bed me because he seriously tried to stab me with his tongue! I thought, if he fucks like he kisses, then he's having none of me!
LOL
Janice Dickinson must love doing that, because only that face can pull her wrinkles tight. Notice how the guy is trying to start the kiss normally, only to have this giant writhing sluglike thing lunging at his mouth.
Mother Superior!!!
I once had to quıt a bıtch that kıssed lıke there was a spark plug attached to theır beıng.
EPIC FAIL!!!
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Oh dear God what the hell is happening in that picture??? The best part is that he looks like he has no friggin clue what is coming.
Breaky, I wrote the same!!! SO true!
OMG- i totally forgot, we're doing a flash mob here for NYE! i wanted to be in it, but you need a partner and the man wouldn't go for it :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bad kissers usually cannot fuck.
FACT.
Has anyone ever been wıth someone that seems to have peıleptıc seızures ın bed but they're really just 'tard fuckers?
I KNOW I am not the only one wıth a story lıke thıs!
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:24pm.
oh man I hate it when people do that shit, with the tongue, FIRST LIPS, THEN WE FEEL EACH UP OTHER'S TONGUES REAL NICE AND HOT
Mmmm...you're turning me on, S&F! *kisses*
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Same!!!
*joins 3some kiss*
really liked seeing that Glee flash mob again.
Bradley Cooper playing the role of a guy in a closeted gay relationship? Now That is ACTING!!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:24pm.
oh man I hate it when people do that shit, with the tongue, FIRST LIPS, THEN WE FEEL EACH UP OTHER'S TONGUES REAL NICE AND HOT
Mmmm...you're turning me on, S&F! *kisses*
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 3:27pm.
People who are crap kissers are rubbish in bed.
FACT.
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Truth.
I can only SHUDDER *ahem* to imagine what sex with that vampy slice of beef jerky might be like...
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Pictures like that should have some sort of warning on them before you're forced to look at them.
I'll be having tongue nightmares for weeks.
Kendra's gonna be whoring that kid out until it hits puberty.
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
People who are crap kissers are rubbish in bed.
FACT.
Aw. I think Kendra's pic is really sweet and natural. I was shuttering to think of another whole shoot.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
yeah, how bout do not shove your tongue in my mouth please.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'