Monday, December 28th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Week: Banana Jesus
Birthday: A few weeks old
Age: Ripe
Birth Name: Somethingoranother Dole
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 26, 2009
Claim to Fame: It's the face of Jesus on a banana. Do not question.
Where is he now? Probably trying to turn milk and Cheerios into a 40 and a few blunts.
Why is he HS of the Week? Good question. It might have something to do with the empty bowl staring at me.
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Haha, MK, you're so fucking crazy!
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Back to Black. Oh, AMYYYY!
That's not Jeebus, that's Willem Dafoe (who has played Jesus in the movies and in an amazing coincidence, is well known for his, uh, banana).
It is a "Last Temptation of Jeebus" banana. Clearly this banana is a Scorsese fan.
No, it's Bob Marley!!
"Why is he HS of the Week? Good question. It might have something to do with the empty bowl staring at me."
now we can't have you justifying EVERY hs of the week with this same old excuse...LOL
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
You guys are RIGHT! It does look like a hybrid of Cornelius, Michael Jackson and Jesus!
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 5:20pm.
Hey CoconutCoochie, your avie is Sean Connery in Zardoz right? LOL
Yeah! Haven't seen it though... is it anything good.
I just couldn't resist his look!!!
I think its Michael Jackson.
Banana Cisco Adler!
Are there a coupla watermelons in the fruit bowl?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
It's the holy image of Amy Winehouse, patron saint of banana skin smoking.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
@ Green is Good - Cornelious! I loved him. You're right, totally looks like Cornelious.
Maybe its because I was just in the Afternoon Crumbs, but that looks like Banana Zachary Quinto. I think I am going to start saying BANANA JESUS! Is this available in Tshirts?
It looks like Cornelius from "Planet Of The Apes" to me.
I'm checking out my fruit drawer in the fridge. I could use some divine help.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Hey CoconutCoochie, your avie is Sean Connery in Zardoz right? LOL
it is monkey jesus, and of course it have to be in a banana
The only way to prove whether this is really Jesus would be to use it as a dildo and see if immaculate conception ensures.
But whoever it is on this banana, I think it totally deserve the HS spot. he kinda has a Kurt Cobain chin and an impressive dreadlock/goatee combo.
Hmmm, looks more like Serge Tankian from System of a Down to me.
MK, I'm surprised you didn't blurt out "Jesus is a fruit"!! Why isn't this posted under "the jokes write themselves"?.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Its that Real Housewife of the OC that looks like Steven Tyler.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Looks more like Bob Marley to me.
I think the banana's birth name is Chiquita Dole, MK.
Snideychick sez:
Sorry MK, still looks like the singer/guitarist from Anthrax to me.
Ha. I love MK's reasonings as to why the banana is hot slut.
Check out this guy's eyebrow tattoo's. Over his right eye is Wrongly and over his left is Convicted. He is definitely a candidate for Hot Slut of the Day!
http://hipnedgy.blogspot.com/2009/12/mug-shot-monday_28.html
I thought that was Jack Black.
"Fuck me running..."