Monday, December 28th 2009
"Are You There God? It's Me, St. Angie!"
In between re-shoots for that Salt movie in NYC today, St. Angie got involved in an intense phone conversation with someone. I'm hoping that I'm wrong about my headline and St. Angie was really on the phone with the reception at Supercuts desperately trying to get Billy Goat Brad a shave and a haircut appointment before New Year's.
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she needs to gain about 10 pounds. this too-thin look is making her look older than she really is.
i hate brangelina. they can go disappear down that deep dark rabbit hole too FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. she's a crappy actress and brad is a crappier actor.
Damn, Jon Voight's mum is a handsome old bitch.
http://tinyurl.com/2xxhto
i am afraid jlo's husband needs a new name, bc angelina is the worst skeletor out there.
fucking gross.
and yes, just jared fans are scarily unwell. for sure.
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The McCanns Did It
Seriously the internet is great and all that but when you read that site, you also realise it has given a platform to people that would previously be content with 56 cats and watching Days of our Lives.
GlitterKitty you made me laugh out loud!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:39pm.
Boris dollink, did you kill moose and squirrel?
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LOL!
But really - this woman is not nearly so interesting as the lunatics who love her.
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
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CLEARLY she is a mafia leader of some sort, and one of her henchmen isn't doing his job right.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 9:02pm
My name over there is slambang. Your posts are hilarious! :D
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
Im ashamed to admit this but my mother has that same cold weather outfit :( I tried to throw it out a couple of times but homechick hides it in her closets so that me and my brother can't find it when we go over to our parents house.
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
The people on JJ need to get laid more often. I refuse to even visit that site, and give Jared-the enabler, more page hits.
Seriously the internet is great and all that but when you read that site, you also realise it has given a platform to people that would previously be content with 56 cats and watching Days of our Lives. Now these people go on JJ and worship the worst couple in Hollywood. The most overrated mediocre actress and actor of this decade.
Their hate for JenAniston is not healthy. No matter what you say, it is not healthy to be that obsessed about people you will never meet.
As for Veinelina, bitch looks worse and worse every time.
lol! She looks so Cruella DeVille reaming someone at the pound because her order of freshly skinned Dalmatians is a week late.
I can't stand this woman. There is something about her that makes the hair in the back of my neck stand up. You can instinctively tell that she's one of those that will go to any length to get what she wants. When the likes of her enter a room, women will immediately be weary of her, because she uses her beauty as a tool without men even realizing that they are being wheeled in. Yes guys, you are that stupid. Look at Brad Pitt. He went from being Hollywood's Golden Boy to managing an orphanage, all because St. Angie was ready for a change of image. I was never on team Anniston, but I would totally get it if she made this fake ass Mother Theresa trip on the red carpet.
I said I wasn't going to go to JJ's and I did anyway. It's like fucking rainbow hello kitty hell in there. What the fuck is wrong with them? They're all like characters in Napoleon Dynamite. I'm thinking mostly of Kip.
ok. I love angelina, but bitch needs to gain at least 20 pounds. I mean wtf. Couldn't the producers or her manager or agent say something to her ? The hotness is just seeping away from her. As for brad, y'all need to shut up. He's still hot -- the beard and wack clothes are just getting in the way
The worst taste in clothing in Hollywood bar none. Actually, no wait, Katie Holmes would be number one now that I think about it. She's definitely two, though.
I'm sending a commando raid of chinchillas to attack this bitch.
I'm sending a commando raid of chinchillas to attack this bitch.
NANA! NANA! Get off the phone. Your Faberge Egg collection is still in tact...come on...I'll make your pea soup...let's get your furs off.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
All I can do is laugh at this. I pity the poor coats it took to warm dead bones.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Legends of the Fall is the only movie I have ever walked out on. The acting and story line are pure shite.
That better not be real fur on her head.
She probably called the adoption agency in Cambodia and wants to return one of her children and wants a refund or an even exchange for a different child.
I am not sure if she is calling about the 101th dalmation or asking Prince Tuesday where the trolly is....
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:49pm.
@ Eileenie McMeanie
Brad Pitt
in "Legends of the Fall" is the most gorgeous man alive.
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It's all in the past. Now him and Elvira are litteraly sucking lives out of each other.
Whoever said it's karma, right on!
She looks like Jacqueline Bisset in "Airport". I hope those late 1960s fashions are coming back.
Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
Looks like karma happened when she hooked up with Brad.
The 3G network also covers where God lives? *gulp*
Holy Shit! Does he text?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She's gorgeous without photoshop. Bitches be hatin'.
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But not without botox and plastic surgery. Her face looks so plastic these days that she looks like wax.
She's gorgeous without photoshop. Bitches be hatin'.
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Those nuts think Aniston herself is sending minions onto JJ to defend her! I'm in the middle - a fan of neither - but know that a real Hollywood star is too busy to sit and read idiotic comments on gossip sites.
The Jaredtards need to be put into rubber rooms PRONTO.
If she is wearing real fur she is a bigger asshole then I thought.
little_ras - that was SO much fun. I heard they were nuts but have never seen anything like that. And how about the arguments? Complete stupidity. I wish I had a buck for everytime the word "loon" was mentioned. LMFAO.
I'm still amazed how she is younger than Jen Aniston but somehow looks about 10 years older than her.
Aniston has a fug face but hot ass body. She just looks fresher to me.
@ catholicschoolgirl
LMAO, the Brangeloonatics are bashing you like their life depends on it! They take all that celebrity gossip much too seriously. And the names they were calling you! Their favorite insult was "psycho".
They are so boring in their Anjie worship and Jen Aniston hatred. What a bunch of turds.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A MIDDLE GROUND???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????? Why is devotional love or extreme rage/hatred the only path for this FOOT HANDED LADY?
I think her lips and eyebrows are all that's holding her face together....
PEOPLE WHO WEAR FUR SHOULD DIE PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY.
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@ eileenie - just checking back in from JJ. What a riot! I'm in there as "hatefakers" and LR is under her own name bashing the loonies. It's too easy, I always heard they're psychos regarding the golden couple, but this is too funny. You should check it out.
Ok, CSG and LR, what were you 2 up to at Just Jared??? Spill it!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
@ little_rascal: that was a blast - you rock! Those Angeloonies have no staying power at all and are NOWHERE near as funny as dlisters!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:30pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was over at JustJared, insulting their queen, and I think I'm banned. I don't know if it's because I noted St Angie is a brother-fucker, or a child-buyer.
Gonna refill my wineglass, create another Alt and go have some more fun!
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That cult over at JJ is downright frightening. Why are they all such huge fans of St. Angie? They fly off the handle if you say even one negative thing about her or a positive thing about Aniston. Loonies, I tell you.
I can't say much about her hands because I have similar bony-looking things, but she's becoming really cartoonish-looking. She's never been traditionally beautiful, despite what half the world says, but with the lack of weight, she's aging faster and her facial features are becoming huge.
Wow, I thought that was Joan Collins.
@ soultronic...I hope so
*lights candles and grabs Brangeloonie voodoo dolls*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I wonder if those rumors that her and Brad fight a lot are true.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:09pm.
Her hands look more like FEETS wif some long ass toes! Angie, getchu some gloves...you got monkey feets attached to yo' wrists and it ain't purty....
I been fuckin' around other places for too long, and Tigerlilly- I missed your fucking posts the most. You funny-ass tiger-ho!!!!!
She DO gots some monkey-ass feetsies where her hands ought to be.....this scrag lookin' tore up from the FLOOR up anymore.
Bitch could fuck your shit up with those oversized talons.
@ Albatross - come to the dark side and join me in Angeloonie bashing. What a blast! I'm on there as "Hatefakers" and laughing my ass off because the site actually censored the word "VAGINA" when I typed it in! The Angeloonies are almost too easy.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:30pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was over at JustJared, insulting their queen, and I think I'm banned. I don't know if it's because I noted St Angie is a brother-fucker, or a child-buyer.
Gonna refill my wineglass, create another Alt and go have some more fun!
LOL- rock on!
Awe, LR! That is sweet! I like to iron, but button downs ARE a bitch. I bought myself a steamer for those.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
@ Eileenie McMeanie
Believe it or not, I've just spent more then an hour teaching my son how to iron button-down business shirts! He asked me to teach him because he needs to wear a suit,shirt and a tie every day. Tee hee!
LR, I was wondering where you were! Yes, he is. That is when our love affair began...albeit unrequieted.
*waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.