Tuesday, December 29th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Barbara Petricini-Buxton, the snobby saleslady from Selena.
Remember Marie, the snobby saleslady who told Julia Roberts that a dress was veeeeeery expensive? Well, here's Marie's equally cunty cousin spreading the retail bitchery by raising her nose up at JLo and telling her some ugly Charlotte Russe clearance rack dress is way too rich for her blood. BURN YOU, JLO! But JLo really showed her by not buying the dress. See that's exactly why snobby salesladies are snobby!
She doesn't have Marie's ice cold stare, but she does cross her arms and all snobby salesladies do that! That's their signature pose.
(For Silvana)
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I was watching a documentary Casey Johnson's brother made about rich people and this lady he's talking to with a hidden microphone takes the cake in snob voices. (About 1:30 in... then about a minute later he's telling her he's making a documentary on rich people and she chokes and gags. Good god.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8-nr-of30
I learned all the Spanish I know from 'Selena.'
Selena esta aqui!
Bueno!
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I LOVEEEEEEE snobby salespeople. I love them. And when I am feeling up for it I love to engage them.. if i go in someplace scruffy and they balk.treat me like a leper I pour on the naive nice act and act like i do not notice.. then I thank them at the end for their help. Then I say 'You 've been SO HELPFUL and so nice, thank you.. most SHOP GIRLS are just not good nowadays."
I mean, y'all in retail and giving me some attitude?
I'm gonna go ahead and let you know where your place is too, then. XOX
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Aughh Selena, sadness and all, I don't understand why her family continues with marketing their dead daughter with concerts, cds dolls and specials on Univision. Jesus, is not like she was Elvis or Michael Jackson.Selena was only known to the chicanos in Southwest USA.
Selena may have been only known before her death in the southwest and cities with large hispanic populations but that all changed after her death. In the hispanic community she is exactly like Elvis and Michael. Except for the fact that she didn't kill herself with drugs. A friend she trusted killed her.
Her family did ONE tribute special for her 10 years after her death. The last cd her record label released was 2.5 years ago. The label owns the rights to her music, not her family. Her family doesn't constantly market her. Selena's fans WANT and REQUEST things.
PS This is the funniest post ever! The snobby sales lady from Selena. You guys are too funny. I love this website.
I don't know why but I love this movie! I always stop when I come across it and watch it to the end.
By far the best "work" JLo's ever done (not that that's saying much.)
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...thanks michael, for making me feel emotion and making vodka water fall from my eyes. fucker.
I saw Selenas mighty ass in concert when I was 3..ah one of my first memories. Male parental figure worked at the venue, took me backstage, literally all I remember was her huge ass and long nappy hair.
Greatness.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:46am.
Wow. There is a bigger message in this clip.
Where were all the Mexicans when Selena came to the Mall?
If a dress fell? Was there anyone there to pick it up? If anyone needed a burger? Was there anyone there to cook it?
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LOL! I was thinking that too.
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Wow. There is a bigger message in this clip.
Where were all the Mexicans when Selena came to the Mall?
If a dress fell? Was there anyone there to pick it up? If anyone needed a burger? Was there anyone there to cook it?
It must have been an epic loss to the businesses.
Mexican power.
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Aughh Selena, sadness and all, I don't understand why her family continues with marketing their dead daughter with concerts, cds dolls and specials on Univision. Jesus, is not like she was Elvis or Michael Jackson.
Selena was only known to the chicanos in Southwest USA.
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:07am.
selena is the best chola movie of all times...
does jlo still have a career btw?
Jenny From the Block is working at La Taco:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE
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Don't you just love how these help are taught a lesson like within the next shot? If only it happened like that in real life.
I have never seen Selena nor JLo's formerly larger ass ın ıt aside from the poster.
JLo stıll has a job. She just doesn't know what ıt IS.
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Gallery dealer: "We're a specialty gallery. Perhaps you'd be better off elsewhere."
Edina: "You only work in a shop. You can drop the attitude."
selena is the best chola movie of all times...
does jlo still have a career btw?