Tuesday, December 29th 2009
Monkey See, Monkey Pee
Kim Kardassian is really making it so easy (JUST LIKE HER!). She wrote this on her blog yesterday:
I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!
The monkey obviously got the memo and was just trying to make Kim feel more comfortable. Seriously, it lit some candles, played some old school Boyz II Men and probably whispered sweet things into her ear as it golden showered her. And then she goes and calls it "GROSS?!" That poor little monkey. Don't be surprised if the monkey gets revenge by selling the video of his sweet moment with Kim to Vivid.
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I believe there has been some confusion here. That was not an actual monkey. Fergie just needs a facial.
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"Huliganjetta" - Gogol Bordello
why is this news? seriously?? that's all kim seems to do is sit at home and twatter or talk on her blog about shit that happens in her pathetic life. people actually care??
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Kutcher just makes me ill.
He should stand still, never open his mouth and just look man-pretty.
Some girls just like to be peed on by a monkey
Michael K! How dare you mention my beloved Boyz II Men in the same sentence as that trick, tramp, slut! Repent!
Man. Someone give me a nickel and I'LL crap on Ashton! Fuck that monkey shit!
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This coming from someone who likes to be pissed and farted on. I wish her and her fucktard sisters would all just fuck off. They should take that creepy looking Bruce Jenner and his retard son with them.
LOLZ @ monkey memo.
I can't wait for Asston to dump Demi's old ass
Well, we all know about Kim being a fan of the "i wanna pee on you" variety, but does that mean Ashton has a poo fetish?
People Magazine had this story on this site under the headline: "Guess Who Peed on Kim Kardashian?" I kept thinking to myself, "Damn that Ray J and his love of the Golden Shower."
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I was standing in line at CVS and saw that one of those celeb mags (can't remember which one) had a SANS FARD cover story. One of the non-made-up celebs? Kimmy....and boy, does she look like a totally different person. She wears waaaaaaaay too much plaster...I mean, makeup.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WHAT THIS NO TALENT CUNT DOES ANYWAY? ARE THERE REALLY LOSERS OUT THERE THAT SIT BY THEIR FUCKING TWITTER(FUCKING LAME) AND CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE WHAT THIS BITCH IS UP TOO??
oh please Kim.....you have to know you are walking into a TON of jokes by posting that. what a fucking DUMBASS.
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through their own words, they will be exposed
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That pee belongs in your retarded cunt sister Kourney's morning latte. God that bitch is stupid.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So when does the monkey get his own show? I'm sure it will be more entertaining.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx
I would like to see the entire Kardassian family fall down a deep dark rabbit hole and disappear forever. FOREVER. And let them take all the fuckwads who made them "celebrities" with them. NOW. JUST DO IT GOD.
Glad to see R. Kelly got a job.
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LOL @ Loozer's video !
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
she started it by farting on the poor monkey's face
useless cunt
You should be used to being peed on, you fucking lipoed cunt.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:29am.
LOL! Especially those! I just watched that this weekend.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:21am.
Monkeys creep me out. Always have.
Just the flying ones for me.
http://sisterrose.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monkey.jpg
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Monkey was just expressing his opinion of ASSton & KardASSian. He has better taste than most Americans, unfortunately.
Cut Consumption NOT Foreskin
Snowy, Snowy, Snowy iz back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERwtZUYFvEs
(5:45 mark)
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
When people stop reporting on this loser and quit responding or reacting in any way to whatever non-thought she has or any non-thing she does, maybe THAT IS WHEN SHE WILL DISAPPEAR AND GO AWAY.
Monkeys creep me out. Always have.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:08am.
http://tinyurl.com/y9z2b4t
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oh god so hot
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
OMG, snowy! Yeesh!
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
OMG at the monkey ass! GIT U SUM A THAT!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Priceless! Hee! Hee!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
http://tinyurl.com/y9z2b4t
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
ashame it wasn't a chimp... whaaat?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
if the monkey is anything like a dog it was marking its territory or wanted to take away the smell of other animals that peed on her
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Too damn easy.
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
I wish that I could sh*t on Ashole Kutcher.
And that ain't the first monkey that has peed on her.
lmao at snowy...
wonder if Ashton got some pics with that stupid ass camera of his?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
That monkey should win hot slut of the millenium.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:46am.
don't blame the monkey, Kim
Big swollen asses are a sign that you are ready to mate in their culture!
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LMFAO!!
Hahahhaaa, Snowy!
*snorts*
He was probably just calling dibs.
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Tsk...it's not elegant to piss and tell.
don't blame the monkey, Kim
Big swollen asses are a sign that you are ready to mate in their culture!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
People.com ran a headline of "Who Peed on Kim Kardashian".
Does nobody remember what got her famous in the first place? I'm sure she was SO grossed out getting whizzed on.
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Does this tedious ho ever go anywhere not dressed up like a hooker?
MK-people like her are toooooo boooooring to even laugh at-cant we have a boycott of so called celebrities like this twat on D listed?
I know she likes golden showers but it doesnt change the fact that shes a vapid idiot...
Another thing -why does Ashton Kutcher always have the expression of a retarded 10 year old on his face?
I guess Demi Moore likes being married to a frat boy which doesnt say much for her.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
LOL....you beat me to it, Webberbear!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
and I would actually buy that video!
Kim will be dating that little monkey in about a month...