Monkey See, Monkey Pee
Kim Kardassian is really making it so easy (JUST LIKE HER!). She wrote this on her blog yesterday:
I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!
The monkey obviously got the memo and was just trying to make Kim feel more comfortable. Seriously, it lit some candles, played some old school Boyz II Men and probably whispered sweet things into her ear as it golden showered her. And then she goes and calls it "GROSS?!" That poor little monkey. Don't be surprised if the monkey gets revenge by selling the video of his sweet moment with Kim to Vivid.