CoCo & Child
Not since the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus has there been such a touching portrait of an ethereal maternal figure with an innocent child. It just makes you want to give birth, or slap a Honey Baked ham.
Here's CoCo (that's Nicole Austin if you work for the government) frolicking around the beach in Miami yesterday with her young niece and Ice-T. Without all the lights, Photoshop, spandex and paint, CoCo looks so demure. Sure her bikini bottoms, which have seen better days on a spring break slut circa 1993, are crawling up her body to escape from her hongray hongray camel toe, but her ass isn't knocking my eyelashes off. Usually CoCo's ass makes my own ass clench up out of embarrassment, but it's not doing that right now. Maybe CoCo has been eating more fiber. Or something.
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this scab has babies?! oh good god. well, we know i thing fo sho, the girls wil grow up to be fat whores.
i think she's fantastic....she's not fat for chrissakes
What fresh hell is this?
Looks like her asss just swallowed up her quasi g string bikini
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she could kick start a jumbo jet with those thighs.
babygirl is just another trick on the beach without photoshop.
Blergh. I want that baby to run. Fast and far. I don't want it to catch whatever Coco might be emitting. Like the assumption that her plastic surgery is OK.
Moreover, one of her tits is bigger than that baby's head. Blergh again.
CoCo looks like an ogre in that first pic like she is smacking her lips looking at the baby. COCO, DON'T EAT THE BABY!
Thunder thighs + fat ass = disgusting
Two Words:
PURE TRASH
Know its already been said... but awwww, what a cute baby.
mbar said
Coco's white. She has white relatives.
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Now that makes sense, because I do not remember Coco being pregnant.
literaryliones said:
"I want to know where the white kid came from. Is the kid Ice-T's? 'Cause that is one white kid for a black man to have. That kid is whiter than me!"
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Coco's white. She has white relatives.
I want to know where the white kid came from. Is the kid Ice-T's? 'Cause that is one white kid for a black man to have. That kid is whiter than me!
I thought my bikini days were over.
Maybe not.
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you can't hate ice-t's lady. she is definitely a real woman with a lot of curves. don't hate.
Onthefringe, the baby does not need a hat, cause she's using the Golden Globes for shade!
~Proof is in the Pudding~
These pix are just proof of all the photoshop/airbrushing that goes on in magazines....
She sure doesn't look like that in the magazine photos above!!
A one-piece would look so much better on her.
That is freakin' nasty. It looks like someone took two fat khardashian's and smashed them together into one really fat disgusting pig of a woman.
...that shit looks painful...
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Photoshop's best client is Coco from the looks of her untouched. Her ass doesn't look humongous but she looks like her lipo is reaching its end days. The big tits, thick ass and thighs with a tummy that flat makes her look wildly disproportionate. Also...the chick is basically bottom-feeder foul.
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maybe she had her ass implant removed or had ass lipo because her ass is missing the massiveness it used to have.
or maybe she just started working out.
Without all the proper lighting and make up she looks like a typical, chunky white mom.
I love her! I met in LA at waiting for an elevator in a hotel... She was so nice to my 3 yr old...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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What a fat fucking cow.
OOFAH. god she's a fuckin amazon woman. she looks like she's considering picking up her child with her thunder thighs just to test her strength.
she's not fat. she's just...i don't even wanna say big. she's just...coco. Curvaceous, Omitting Cellulite. Occasionally.
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you seem spritely.
Her arms don't match with the rest of her body.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 1:22pm.
Is it wrong that I find this unglamorous version of CoCo somewhat desirable?
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Nope. Its cuz shes actually shaped like a women and not a ten year old boy in a baggy bikini.
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Oh...this made me laugh so hard.
she got those implants to distract us from her face. she is NOT pretty.
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through their own words, they will be exposed
they've got a severe case of The Emperor's New Clothes
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p.s. The baby should have a sun hat on - but that's really not the focus in this pic.
Coco's ass and boobs are fake (and probably a few other things) but those thunder thighs are all Coco.
GOING TO A WAKE. I FCUUUKKKKINNGG LOOVEE DEADDD PEOPLLLLELEEEEEEE!!! I hope the bitch springs up and starts dancing like the zombies in Thriller, only reason I'm going.
oh fuck me, this is supposed to be in OP. sorry everyone, I can't travel through time.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
coco t looks rather ordinary without all that makeup and lighting...
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Is it wrong that I find this unglamorous version of CoCo somewhat desirable?
*sprints behind rotten tomato shield*
She looks more like CowCow.
Yeah, I remember DD. I ain't no fan of the hairy ballsack avie myself, but it always makes me laugh.
*tazes puta's hairy ballsack*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ahhh hell no! too much Coco..too much! wrap yourself please
Coma Caca!!
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Coco only looks interesting ( ie like genetic s bend malfunction from side). Ass is flat from back. Tiities look ridiculous and the bikiki is a crime against lycra and how far its advanced in the last 15 yrs.
Must make her osteoplath a fortune tho. Well done Coco. Keeping ciropractitioners alive. wow i can spell Ciropractiotioners
*eats chocolate, drinks vodka....... voms.*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
and damn! this thread went outta control as I was writing my email to my sibs.
Stoney ~ Original Putas is the "Original Prostitute/Whores" who hypocritically chastised everyone on Dlisted yesterday for being women haters. What's hatin' if not "ORIGINAL PUTAS"?
Plus, bringing up something that happened FIVE DAYS AGO, Original Putas is also the person who complained ad infinitum about SpiceDong and took credit for him being banned - which actually NEVER happened.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 1:01pm.
*squirts Limburger all over S&F's nalgas*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
M.E iz dems yr leggies???
I cant believe I missed show and tell on this bitch ...someone said there was a show and tell.....ggggahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooo missed it.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 1:02pm.
Thıs shıt aın't normal no way no how!
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I didn't mean her body looks normal, silly. I only meant the amount of fat she's got on it.
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
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Thıs thread should not even be dıscussıng CoCo's body and how fat or thın or untoned or whatever. Her body was made ın a factory where they construct sluts.
Someone fınd a photo of thıs ho when she was a normal sıze.
Thıs shıt aın't normal no way no how!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:46pm.
Don't piss me off sucky and fucky mah tittay's, I'll point an udder at you and drench you in milk!!!!
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MY MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN! I HEARD IF YOU GET SUPER PISSED, YOU JUST SQUIRT CHEESE!! MOOOOOOO!!!!
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*squirts Limburger all over S&F's nalgas*
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:58pm.
I heard Coco and Aretha Franklin love doing pilates together.
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OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
ooohhh fight fight fight!!!
*pulls up chair, hitches up dental floss bikini, ajusts teeny 90's sunglasses, breaks open vodka and chocolate*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I heard Coco and Aretha Franklin love doing pilates together.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
i had my internship with the guy who took Ice T's photos for his CD. i am so cool!
and i think that coco's ass looks smaller here than normal. i wouldn't call her FAT fat, but no way in hell would i want to be her size. i mean, bitch is not obese, her ass makes her waist look pretty small, though flabby.
M.E.. take your skinny ass photo down! making my thighs jealous.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:49pm.
OK yeah, when people rip on my Gaga or Riri I don't start making personal attacks on the other dlisters (most of the time)
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Everyone needs a good verbal slap now and then after all;p
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