Taylor Dumped Taylor
Tonight when the Twitwards are flossing their vaginas with the Jacob Black fleece throws they got for Christmas, it will be much more gratifying because Taylor Lautner is SINGLE! I think a thousand cherries just spontaneously popped.
UsWeekly reports that the 3-month-long love affair between 17-year-old Taylor Lautner and 20-year-old Taylor Swift has come to an end. A source said that Girl Taylor wasn't really getting the shakes in her loins whenever Boy Taylor came around. The source added, "He liked her more than she liked him. He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him. It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends. There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived."
Hm. Maybe it felt contrived, because both of them had their publicists screaming in their ears, "HOLD HER HAND! KISS HIS CHEEK! PASS HIM THAT NOTE IN HOMEROOM! TOUCH HER BOOBY!" Yes, both of their publicists sound like Kanye (ironic, eh).
But seriously, this is all kinds of hilarious. There's millions of girls who would sell their entire family for just one of Boy Taylor's nose hairs. And Girl Taylor rolls her eyes whenever Boy Taylor's name pops up on her cell phone. HAHAHA. Maybe Girl Taylor just wasn't into Boy Taylor trying to toss her salad while calling her "Edward." Hey, just let me have my fantasies!
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"Um, because he is good looking and because we are gay. We as gays always assume that all good looking guys are gay, no matter whether they are or not. That fact is totally irrelevant. Now, we would never assume that about, say, someone like Danny Devito. Oh no! Because in gaylic language he is a troll and we don't want trolls in our prissy catty clubs, see."
LOL, at least someone here doesn't take themselves seriously.
I don't know if this kid is gay or not, Boy Taylor is so boring looking in so many aspects that my gaydar simply falls asleep on him.
Submitted by wisers deluxe on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 2:39am.
why do people always attack and want to out the better than average looking fellas,never want to out an ugly dude,...do me a favor and find some hot lesbos..i'm sure not all wear flannel jackets work boots look like samro,there has to be some hot ones,not all hotties are straight.. out some hot bitches!!!
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that's very subjective, i don't think he's pretty, he just looks gay to me...made my gaydar explode
Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 2:54am.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:57am.
Um, just curious why do people assume he's gay?
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Um, because he is good looking and because we are gay. We as gays always assume that all good looking guys are gay... Now, we would never assume that about, say, someone like Danny Devito. Oh no! Because in gaylic language he is a troll and we don't want trolls in our prissy catty clubs, see.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:57am.
Um, just curious why do people assume he's gay?
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Um, because he is good looking and because we are gay. We as gays always assume that all good looking guys are gay, no matter whether they are or not. That fact is totally irrelevant. Now, we would never assume that about, say, someone like Danny Devito. Oh no! Because in gaylic language he is a troll and we don't want trolls in our prissy catty clubs, see.
why do people always attack and want to out the better than average looking fellas,never want to out an ugly dude,...do me a favor and find some hot lesbos..i'm sure not all wear flannel jackets work boots look like samro,there has to be some hot ones,not all hotties are straight.. out some hot bitches!!!
Um, just curious why do people assume he's gay?
I feel so bad for this kid! He's obviously gay, and is being forced by his handlers and quite possibly by his parents to try to play straight as much as possible. Good Lord when will it be finally acceptable for young actors to be openly gay and still have a career? Really people this is 2009 not 1959
Good for GirlTaylor...she's refusing to beard for him! He's so gay, poor kid is probably being forced so far into the closet by his people he'll come out with a real bang in a few years! Like Lance Bass did!
he seems too goodie two shoes and holsum. he needs to roughen up a little. i'm sure sex with him would be boring and you'd have to give him a map to the vagina and instructions. maybe cinderella is single.
He thought he had a fag hag!
That boy PINGS hugely on my mostly inaccurate gaydar.
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she's a dog anyway...he could do buttah...I mean bettah
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Buttaface Lautner.
"Talk about two fugly looking kids who "hawtness" is pushed on the public 24/7 by the music and film industries."
I had to applaud you for that. Why. The fuck. Should I have to drop what I'm doing and care about Hollywood couples that are on every magazine in the grocery store? Jesus Christ, is everyone so gossip-obsessed? I got a hard enough life, don't shove some millionaire couple in my face.
Taylor Swift's nice, though. Hate her music, but I can't shit on her as a human being. Miley Cyrus, on the other hand...
The broke up because someone forced them both to stop squinting and they got a good look at each other.
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he is beyond gay. good for him.
I will never get the appeal of that kid. He has squinty eyes, pug nose. Best I can say is he has a nice body
Probably broke up over who was hogging the mirror the most
methinks Taylor Lautner won't have too tough a time finding someone else
blind mary ingalls. hahaha.
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that girl might be the very worst singer ever.
and so i dislike her.
i dislike that someone has the kind of following she has, and wins awards, simply bc they are blond and their parents had the money to move the entire family to nashville and buy her a career.
cause godDAMN she can't sing. i am a lark compared to her.
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The McCanns Did It
that girl might be the very worst singer ever.
and so i dislike her.
i dislike that someone has the kind of following she has, and wins awards, simply bc they are blond and their parents had the money to move the entire family to nashville and buy her a career.
cause godDAMN she can't sing. i am a lark compared to her.
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Swift is too famous for Lautner. Looks like she had the power in the relationship anyway (in more ways than one, I'm sure) and like others said she probably wants a real man (not that I have anything against Lautner, I think he's really hot... but nonetheless, he does look and is 17).
As Buckwild once said, "I need a man who can hold me... and hold me down!"
Bwah, he can get anyone he wants. He is sooo fucking hot.
Interesting - I get the gay vibe from him too.
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he's really really short
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
they're not exactly tristan and isolde. more like scaby and scabby.
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me!
What an ugly fuck he is.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooooo shit.
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Bottom-feeder.
Yeah, the kid is kinda cute (I'm partial to young guys who have that "slapped in the face" look that he has) but he also looks like a typical sissy britches...but I'd do him...when he turned 18, of course.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Come on, did anybody except the most diehard of Twitards expect this relationship to last? Not only do they have the same friggin' name, but he's 17 and she's 20 which means she's about ten years ahead of him mentally.
Sounds to me like this was his first real relationship and he got too overeager without knowing how the game was played, so she let him down easy.
I don't get the gay vibe from the Boy Taylor but I think 17 & 20 are not really compatable.
At least their swollen lower eyelids were compatible.
News Flash: Taylor Lautner is gayer than a Madonna/Cher concert.
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PR stunt. Meh.
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He has Frankenstein brow.
Submitted by Atlgirl on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:51pm.
Well she looks like a pre-pubescent possum, wadja expect
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I wouldn't have dated a 17 year old boy when I was 20 although Swift doesn't strike me as all that mature.
I knew the age difference would do them in. It's only three years, but when the girl is 20 and the guy is 17, those three years are like dog years, dude.
Snore.
This is beyond boring.
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3 months sounds about right.
My guess is ... that they're both boring as hell ... I don't know if Lautner's acting career will survive after the next Twi ep ... and Swift's next CD will sound like her first one. Even the thought of them bores me to the point where I need another espresso.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:44am.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THAT SQUINTY ASS TROLL!!
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Which one are you talking to? LOL.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Too much squinting going on in that relationship at any given time.
Submitted by TimC on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:00pm.
She would make a great blind Mary Ingals if they ever remake Little House on the Prairie. I wonder which eye is her good one.
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LMAO I'll find out and you poke her in the good one.
They look like brother and sister. Maybe that's hot. But besides being squinty, she looks a bit cross eyed. She would make a great blind Mary Ingals if they ever remake Little House on the Prairie. I wonder which eye is her good one.
they both look like shrews.
she's a whiney scrag and i've nevr seen twilight, but i think his prostate might enjoy the company of dicks.
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GET NASTY!
YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THAT SQUINTY ASS TROLL!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09