Brown Eyed Baby
Van Morrison's sperm still has the magic touch! At 64-years-old, the pepaw has become a father for the fourth time. Let's all high-five Van's sperm (let's not).
CBC News reports that Van's manager/girlfriend/caramel square unwrapper Gigi Lee gave birth to a little boy yesterday. They have named him George Ivan Morrison III.
Van also has a 39-year-old from his first marriage and two kids with his last girlfriend.
Van's publicist said that "Little Van is the spitting image of his daddy." So that means Gigi gave birth roll of chins. Adorable.
I'm happy for Van, but why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?! When I'm that age, the only interaction I want to have with kids is when I have to wave my cane at one for skipping into my personal space. Ivana Trump has the right idea.
(Thanks Moonmaid)
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Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 5:10pm.
His first wife was named Janet Planet.
ABout two years ago, his daughter was out there trying to have a singing career.
Van is a complete prick who hates everyone.
They love him Ireland.
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People in Belfast think he's an a-hole!
His oldest daughter is a falling down drunk and a real pig, I have little hope for the other kids but after her he must have wanted to try to get one that didn't kiss the floor of bars on a daily basis.
he looks kind of like roman polanski stuffed for thanksgiving mixed
with that monster leprechaun from the leprechaun film franchise...
sans green skin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I like Van Morrison's music. He used to drink with the other Morrison, Jim.
But making babies at 64 is just gross.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
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Make you feel that life has just begun
His first wife was named Janet Planet.
ABout two years ago, his daughter was out there trying to have a singing career.
Van is a complete prick who hates everyone.
They love him Ireland.
His twin brother, Val Kilmer was in a band called the Doors. He did some drugs and died.
As the mother of a child with autism, I seriously question these peoples' sanity. Or maybe they live under a rock and don't know the stats on older dads? I pray it was a sperm donor.
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I'd like to meet the woman who wanted his svireled old peen.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 1:30pm.
wtf was that SM Band song called. anyway.
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"The Joker" I think.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by AprilReign on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
Thanks guys!!!
George Ivan? Charming name:)))))
And I have a rule about avoiding people with roman numerals after their name. The only person who can pull shit shit off was Henry VIII, and well, it was because he didn't fuck around. Anyone else who uses that I find insufferable (just my experience though..) and trying too hard to look like a member of the gentry class. Yeah, it's a little annoying. And if you have so many fucking 'John' or whatever that you need to use the numerals maybe it's time to, I dunno, get some new nomenclature up in there?
Van Morrison's music will forever haunt me as the shit blaring at on campus dorm parties while frat boys got sloppy drunk on cheap beer and tried to fondle anything next to them. Same goes for Steve Miller band - both are ruined and I hear the drunken howling choruses to 'Brown Eyed Girl..' and also 'I WANNNA SHAKE YOUR TREEEE..
wtf was that SM Band song called. anyway.
i like van's music..but kids at 60 plus?? whatever...
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Shiiittt.... Van is an arsehole. Some good songs (I can't hate a man who did a great version of Moondance with Georgie Fame) but I am surprised he actually had time to step away from a mirror and have sexy time with a woman.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:31pm.
I have a question: can you actually have III(as in Ivan Morrison III) printed on a birth certificate?
How do you use that III throughout your life? Seems like nobody is ever gonna call you like that (on your mail, on paperwork, at work, etc...)
For the record, I'm not from USA so I'm just wondering...
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yes it goes on the birth certificate. and how they use it... often, the third one goes by "Trey" or "Trip" for triple - some variation on that, usually I imagine they think it distinguished if you come from a distinguished name. Of course you're screwed if your progenitor is some serial killer asshole.
Speaking of progenitors, I am glad for the reality check from Webberbear that he won't have to know him for long - but actually in general that depresses me...a child born to someone so fuckin' old he doesn't care he won't be there for the child, auto-orphanation. I see the jokes about him wiping baby's ass, and I could care less, I'm sorry but what about the baby? Who cares about Van, it's the kid that is going to be cheated fait accompli by such an old parent, and i think he sucks for doing it. It's just horribly irresponsible to a little human being who doesn't deserve to be born to your sorry old wrinkly ass.
Ivana: *shaking fist in the air* ..."and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids!!!!" *Scooby Doo Music plays in the background*
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Greenfinch and louise_brooks are right. Van Morrison is a massive asshole! Worst concert I ever attended! His ego and sense of entitlement are legendary. I can't congratulate. But the kid will probably luck out and never actually get to know his father.
I just thought of something...I wonder if that's his orgasm face in that picture? Is it possible for a woman to lose a boner because I think I just did...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:31pm.
I have a question: can you actually have III(as in Ivan Morrison III) printed on a birth certificate?
How do you use that III throughout your life? Seems like nobody is ever gonna call you like that (on your mail, on paperwork, at work, etc...)
For the record, I'm not from USA so I'm just wondering...
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Yes, you can. Happens all the time. In fact, it's actually used in theory to make life easier. My maternal Grandfather was William Sr., my uncle William Jr. and my cousin William III. At one point, all three were alive and lived in the same town. It avoided confusion. (Cousin was/is a major pothead so when it was published in the paper that William III was busted for pot, at least everyone knew which one it was!)
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:31pm.
I have a question: can you actually have III(as in Ivan Morrison III) printed on a birth certificate?
How do you use that III throughout your life? Seems like nobody is ever gonna call you like that (on your mail, on paperwork, at work, etc...)
For the record, I'm not from USA so I'm just wondering...
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No real human being could possibly give a fuck about that III shit.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I have a question: can you actually have III(as in Ivan Morrison III) printed on a birth certificate?
How do you use that III throughout your life? Seems like nobody is ever gonna call you like that (on your mail, on paperwork, at work, etc...)
For the record, I'm not from USA so I'm just wondering...
All I can say is THANK YOU GOD for ensuring my reproductive capabilities will be shut down when I get that fucking old!! Have fun with all the baby shit Pepaw Morrison, I'm off to sit by pool and ogle the cabana boys like pieces of meat (men love that)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I kinda liked Van's crazed hippie look back in the day:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UoiNuss0fv8/R8zTjjeKN6I/AAAAAAAAAGI/_VjXZ-DYAx...
He did abuse alcohol for many years, and aged badly because of it.
But his daughter turned out fine, so perhaps there is hope for Pee-Paw's newest peapod.
http://www.shanamorrison.com/images/bio/S1.jpg
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:26pm.
Sucky, in the immortal words of Journey, "Don't Stop Believin'"!
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THANK YOU LOOZURRRR. I can't wait to taste the mix of sweat and Prepiration H off my dad's ass crack.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:50am.
KD do you have Gaga in your avie or something?
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Yes, I think so! I just like her fireworks show. I like her more than I'd like to admit...
Sucky, in the immortal words of Journey, "Don't Stop Believin'"!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
I couldn't imagine having kids at that age. I'm looking forward to hitting my fifties a few years into empty nesting.
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Not sure if saying the baby looks like dad is really a compliment in this case.
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I hope I have can have my dad's babies when he's 64.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
YUCK!
moonmaid ha ha , congrats, I see you sent it to M.K
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:02pm.
You are probably right. If I ever met him and he was rude to me, you would see me featured on this site as, "Crazed Woman Attacks PeePaw Morrison."
I live by the (I think) Dave Barry quote, someone who is nice to you and rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
*gets out box cutter and wipes blade on sock*
I keed. You know men get sooooooo freaked out about that shit. HA! There is some shit that goes down around here that I just keep to myself...and when I see you at Walmart, I understand why you won't look me in the eye.
But, I do make a point of putting the sample Viagra and Cialas in lil' bags so they don't have to do the walk of shame in front of the other men.
The doc doesn't do that, he just hands them the box...he is an ass.
signed,
browneyed girl
Submitted by lisadob on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:53am.
*raises hand*
*sits down*
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To old to be a new daddy, hopefully jr. will have his talent.
I personally would probably not have chıldren after 40 but to each theır own
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People like this douche need to quit fucking. YOU HAVE A 40 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU OLD ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Young Van:
http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/226/226587_1_f.jpg
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
"Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:51am.
they can share diapers and formula"
hahaha, perfect!
@urmomma: LOL! You totally reminded me of Purple Pills...I think becuz Proof always sounded like an old man:
Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:00pm.
Someone cut off his old wrinkly dong!
ROFLAO. I nominate Urmomma since she's working for a urologist!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:00pm.
you should hear how he treats the fan's he meets. you'd swear off his music if you ever actually met him.
ah well..he has some great songs.
Van's the man!
seriously tho, I think he's great and all but gag at the thought of havin' sessy times with him... well unless I could stare at his huge bank account statement for motivation.. ; )
Someone cut off his old wrinkly dong!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:57am.
Yeah, I have heard he's generally a massive jag. I'm sort of surprised he has sex with actual human women. Since he's so in love with himself, I figured he just had sex with a Real Doll made to look like him.
Damn, my dad is 59 and I'm sure he would rather develop lifetime chronic diarrhea than become a father again. He and my stepmother LOVE their freedom.
Oh, and LOL to "Gigi gave birth to a roll of chins."
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:55am.
i loves him too, although hes a massive douche bag. he doesnt even say a word to people that attend his concerts. he comes out on stage, sings, leaves, has someone else introduce his band, comes back out sings then leaves with outa thank you.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:53am.
easier said than done when you choose to have a young girlfriend who prob doesnt have kids and wants one esp with a famous bf/husband who's loaded.
it was prob her idea.
I love Van Morrison- his MUSIC! Not his PEEN. Even Astral Weeks era Van was not attractive. Good lord he is the same age at my dad!
Ewww. Just...ewww.
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