Tuesday, December 29th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By A Juggalette Mosh Pit


Speaking of bagina bashing (see below), here's a clip taken from Hell's 24-hour live feed. It's a bunch of Juggalalette's in one of the saddest mosh pits I've ever seen. It's more like a moshed potato pit (GONG).

Seriously, this looks exactly like feeding time in the gorilla exhibit at the zoo.

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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Ahhhh it's so horrible.

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This is proof that mosh pits are gay.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:13pm.

BWAH! No! I meant 1960s Kirk and does it matter if the three-horned dude is beastly or hot? HE HAS THREE HORNS, MAN!
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Oh shit! I was downing beer with my drunk ass brother when I wrote that last night, so I change my answer & would totally fuck Kirk! Yeah, I'm not the brightest drunk.....

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I like that fat chick with the ginge hair braided on both sides. She looks like a fucking albino wildabeast in heat attacking someone.

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is it new years in japan yet?

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:13pm.

I like unrepentant bitches, such as Nance, Tabitha, Ivana Trump, and Michael K. These are my personal gurus.
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Not a fan of The Nance (though I do admire her fierceness); Ivana Trump...meh.

But I love Tabitha.

And MK, too. *mwah*

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:49pm.
Immma go rummage around for a snack and watch intervention
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*waves a DD* i loves me some "Intervention" when im drinking a beer! with a snack... bad? :(

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

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Immma go rummage around for a snack and watch intervention. I'll check back in with you slackers in an hour!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:43pm.

I would be very surprised if Tiger Woods could get past the front portico of the Everglades.
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That was my first thought too --- plus Rachel is Jewish. I grew up in Palm Beach and things are still very very segregated in places like the Everglades Club.

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arrrgh trying to download "Need for Speed" game and I have to delete a lot of shit I have on my pc!!

Coma Caca!!
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@DD it's fun. my arms are sore, that sounds odd.

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:19pm.
i'm playing ii golf... shit is crack... and i love it!
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as in wii? I've never played that game thing AT ALL. *sad poor face*

I wanna play Guitar Hero.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:43pm.
The latest on Tiger Woods saga.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Tiger Woods and party girl Rachel Uchitel,34, were spotted together in Palm Beach over the holiday weekend. Tiger has a $44 million mansion and a $22 million yacht in Palm Beach area.
The lovebirds attended a party at a friend's mansion where they were spotted holding hands and cuddling. Later in the weekend, they reportedly went dancing at the elite Everglades Club.
Tiger's wife Elin took the kids to Sweden for the holidays.
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Damn. Sounds like Tiger might bounce back better than ever with Rachel the Hoe on his arm. Like WHO wouldn't buy tickets to his first match play to see him trotting that hoe out? Wow.

Fast forward a year from now ----> Rachel discovers Tiger is still seeing all the other skanks, as well. No wonder the herpes outbreaks won't stop.

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i'm playing ii golf... shit is crack... and i love it!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:58pm.
Sorry Nancy Grace annoys the fuck out of me with her tilted head bitchiness
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How about when she gets all crackly-voice like she's going to cry when someone asks her about her babies. She's *such* a phoney.

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Oh hi! I'm back. I couldn't log in because I was downloading OPENOFFICE. It's freeeeeeeeeee!!!

where is everyone????????????????

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Where did DD go?
*puts on binoculars*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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I like unrepentant bitches, such as Nance, Tabitha, Ivana Trump, and Michael K. These are my personal gurus.

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Nancy Grace doesn't even wait for anyone to answer her questions anymore. She just steamrolls right over them. She has also been very sloppy in her facts lately.

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@ Roo and Jazzy, I know. She's a sanctimonious bitch, but I still get a kick out of her idiocy.

*reports self*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:58pm.

Ugly.

She looks like people's drawings of the aliens that abducted them and stuck them with needles in spaceships shaped like carrot sticks.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Sorry Nancy Grace annoys the fuck out of me with her tilted head bitchiness.

Of course, for lack of anything better, I'm watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover. I've watched several times and I am absolutely mesmerized by her face. I can't figure out if she is just ugly, if she got hit by a truck, or if she has some sort of alcohol fetal disease.

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Nancy Grace needs to have her nostrils pulled up over her head. She has just jumped the shark.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

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TEAM NANCY GRACE! "BOMBSHELL TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:43pm.

I would be very surprised if Tiger Woods could get past the front portico of the Everglades.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

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damn....the nightshift and nancy grace gets too me!!!!!

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:40pm.

Yup - it's free and compatible with Word from Word 97 forward. I don't think it is compatible with anything older than that, though. And I can tell you that the Excel isn't as good as the real thing. It's not so great for formulas and stuff. But until you can get Office, it's more than adequate.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Damn, LR, he's all kinds of broken up over this, huh???
*rolls eyes*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

little_rascal's picture

The latest on Tiger Woods saga.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Tiger Woods and party girl Rachel Uchitel,34, were spotted together in Palm Beach over the holiday weekend. Tiger has a $44 million mansion and a $22 million yacht in Palm Beach area.
The lovebirds attended a party at a friend's mansion where they were spotted holding hands and cuddling. Later in the weekend, they reportedly went dancing at the elite Everglades Club.
Tiger's wife Elin took the kids to Sweden for the holidays.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:28pm.

There are no corners. We do a circle jerk. ;-)

Um... anybody here ever download OPENOFFICE.ORG?

It's supposed to be office software, like ms office suite... not sure...

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Yes! I have it. It's just like Word only you have to be careful when saving documents how you name them. If you don't make sure you convert them when you save them, they save as WordPad docs.
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OH! THANKS FOR THE INFO!

I can't afford to buy MS Office Suite right now and the computer guy who cleaned out a buncha viruses today said I could get OpenOffice for free.

Thanks!

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@ DD...PRESENT! Sorry, trying to quell WW3 between my sister and her daughter , What have I missed? Who's naked?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:28pm.

There are no corners. We do a circle jerk. ;-)

Um... anybody here ever download OPENOFFICE.ORG?

It's supposed to be office software, like ms office suite... not sure...

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Yes! I have it. It's just like Word only you have to be careful when saving documents how you name them. If you don't make sure you convert them when you save them, they save as WordPad docs.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

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Oh yay, Jersey Shore representing!

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There are no corners. We do a circle jerk. ;-)

Um... anybody here ever download OPENOFFICE.ORG?

It's supposed to be office software, like ms office suite... not sure...

hey everyone!!!

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@Diamond... so which corner is mine? what do i charge for a nightshift hand job? the day rate is 20 bucks.

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:19pm.
I just got a laptop @ home so now i chat w/ u bitches when i'm not at work!!
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That's what laptops are for!! Yay.

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Oh hai, nightshift!!

*adds RecessVillain to roll call sheet*

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I just got a laptop @ home so now i chat w/ u bitches when i'm not at work!!

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Hey Horz whats going on tonight?

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