Wednesday, December 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 29th!
The Whorient Express. - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
Now we know how Tiger had time to fuck all those whores...multi-tasking your underground commute with your underground activities is quite ingenious. - ReallyNow
The sequel “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bronx” was not received well. - RecessVillain
I hope that thing gets steam cleaned once in a while. The train car could probably stand a good scrub too. - OurMissC
The full picture is a little NSFWish since there's crack. But honestly, those open-toe shoes are much more offensive. JUMP!
via Gawker
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thanks gucci
i don't think this photo was candid. and the guy has a nice ass.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
OK...these are all fucking hilarious, but El Bastardo...I bow down to you!!!
Perfection. :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
El B! You go boyo!
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Funny stuff. Congrats all!
Thanx fools!! Congroots winners!! :)
I liked 'Mind the Posing Whores' twas good!
Oh, El B, you know MS likes precision!!! Well done!
Congrats to you and the others!! :D
Viva El B!!! Good one! Congrats winners!
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Hilarious! Congrats to all the winners.
EB- that caption had me laughing out loud, nice.
Great job everone!!
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Congrats it isn't not funny horz!
@ Gucci:
Thank you for your kind words! I worried that a Judy Garland parody wouldn't be gay enough for these parts.
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Yay! Congrats to the winners winners!
La EL BASTARDITO!!!!!!!
*Swoon*
Back on top as it were. Suddenly the world is a much brighter place!
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Fucking awesomesauce, as usual. Total Who's Who of CTC!
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ELB is awesome. He could/should be a comedy writer.
ElB wins again! It's as shocking as Meryl Streep sweeping the Oscars.
Congrats also to regular winners ReallyNow,RecessVillain, and OurMissC!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats El B!! HILARIOUS! Congrats to the rest of the runner up's, too!
El B: Classic!!!!!!! Congrats, sluts!
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Haha, good one El B!! Back on the CT throne!
EL B! Brilliant! Congrats also to ReallyNow (damn, just missed 4 in a row!) and RecessVillain. I'm hanging out with the high class sluts! Thanks MK!
ElB rides again!!!!
congrats to RV and Miss C ♥♥♥
ReallyNow congrats!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Woo-Hoo El B!! Kudos!
Congrats to the red hot ReallyNow, R.V. and Our Miss C♥!!!!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
He told me it was a stick up but I beg to differ.
Michael Vick to judge: Well, I thought he was a pitbull. That's my only defense sir.
Sometimes the Queen on the Scene gets a little too friendly with the celebs she stalks.
And I always thought Mind the Gap meant watch your step.
In 2009, getting paid work has not been quite as easy for Michelle as it has been for Beyonce and Kelly.
Well hello NY, I missed you my old friend. Good to see the sleaze is back like it was during PG (pre- Gulieani) era. Heck, this was common on a Saturday night in any alley around Christopher street, meatpacking district, hell's kitchen or any day on 42nd street. Sleaze was in the breeze. Guys from the 60s and 70s talk about all the wide open action that was happening on the piers. Don't be such prudes--NY has always been sleazy and at all levels. All you have to do is just scrape away the thin facade and it is sleazy breezy all around.
Definitely the F train. Dead on for sure. although i have seen some pretty freaky shit on L and A lines....
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I once saw a girl giving a guy a bj on the subway platform. So sad.
As for the caption -
What do you expect for a $2 ride?
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
The Brown Line's Diversey stop.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 2:26pm.
Who said tokens would no longer be accepted!?!??!
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OK seriously if the above by snowpiece does not win I will riot! That made me snort like a pig.
Bernie Goetz right before he shot...
NYPD GUIDELINES:
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING !
IF YOU SEE THIS, JUMP IN FRONT OF THE NEXT EXPRESS TRAIN!
What kind of a crackpot would leave a good tote bag from Channel 13 completely unattended on the subway?
The F train.
Please watch the crack between the train and the platform as you exit.
I want to get off at this stop.
I said I wanted a 6" FROM Subway, not ON Subway!!!
I've seen some funky stuff in the Ny Transit system but please tell me photoshop is largely responsible for this monstrosity.
What Tommy Girl saw in his head during the Risky Business subway sex scene.
be cool about fire safety
Vern on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 9:51pm.
Zoom zoom zoom went the subway,
just like a traveling motel,
zing zing zing went my panties,
from the moment I saw him they fell.
chug chug chug went his chubby
bump bump bump went our butts
tsk tsk tsk went the other passengers-
not impressed as we busted our nuts.
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oh my god this is stuff of d-listed legends.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
The NYPD knew. This is where "No Pants Day" would lead us.
What part does the guy under the seat play?
(there is a guy under the seat, isn't there?)
Did Noah Cyrus get a tan?
In this economy, you get your pole and lap dances where you can get your pole and lap dances.
Zoom zoom zoom went the subway,
just like a traveling motel,
zing zing zing went my panties,
from the moment I saw him they fell.
chug chug chug went his chubby
bump bump bump went our butts
tsk tsk tsk went the other passengers-
not impressed as we busted our nuts.
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Guess where you swipe the Metrocard?
Dude rides like a lady.
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Probably not what Berlin had in mind with "ridin' on the Metro."