Wednesday, December 30th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs' Pose Game
When the gays go on vacation, they whip off their shirts, whip out the cameras and POSE POSE POSE like a 13-year-old girl on MySpace (or like Noah Cyrus on school picture day). Marc Jacobs and fiance Lorenzo Martone are no exception! Here's Marc striking bi-curious poses in St. Barts while Lorenzo snaps away. These pictures better be in Sports Illustrated: Gaysuit Edition. OR ELSE!
And on an unrelated note (or is it?), I'm stepping away lifeline in a little while to get on a plane to go and do ho shit in Las Vegas for New Year's. I really hope there's some screaming kids on my flight, because I've been dying to try out my Ivana Trump impersonation.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:50am.
Morbidosity on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:46am.
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I was just speaking of my distress over this in the B-day post.
This man will not die.. wtf? He must have made a pact with the devil.
- He renegotiated his deal with the devil.
I even propped 2009's death door open and everything....
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Reminded me of that Depeche Mode song: "Death's Door" except that it's too good of a song for him... (I just watche it on YouTube)
ALL THIS SHIT NEEDS IS SOME BABY OIL AND A FEW POWER TOOLS AND WE'RE IN AN AZIS VIDEO.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 8:57am.
A Backyard Snuggie. I smell a new patent! BWAHAHAHA!
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It comes with free cedar chips.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 8:42am.
Centy, I just had to do a complete reinstall of Windows and forgot to back up my iTunes library. I figured I could just download the tune back from my iPod. Nope. The computer wants to ERASE my ENTIRE iPod collection and replace that with the TWO new albums I bought. I now know that I can synch the songs I purchased from iTunes, but the nearly 200 CDs I uploaded will be lost. TEAM FUCK ITUNES AND IPOD! I want my vinyl back!
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Good morning. I'm late.
Jazzy, did you already get this problem handled?
If not, you may be able to call Apple and get live tech support to bring those back for you. They say they can do it for you ONE TIME ONLY. I don't know if it works for albums that you loaded yourself. I know it works for songs you paid for.
My computer crashed last year in March and didn't get a new one until July, so there was even a 4 month lag from the time I lost the songs to the time they reset them for me.
They now recommend backing-up your library yourself using a flashdrive (in addition to the harrdrive back up). I bought one and have yet to back up my music, but I don't know if they make flashdrives with enough gigabytes/megabytes to handle that many albums! (I'm a tech idjot-head).
Apologies if this is old news to you.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 10:33am.
Sug -- I remember something about Prozac & could have sworn it was Koko you said it to but honest to god, I was beyond out of control last nite.
I will ship my brand new (only slightly abused, but then who remembers?) Backyard Snuggie free to any D-slut who wants it. I will even customize it for you.
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Order one of our new Snuggies. Jill loves hers!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
BWAHAHAH! Jill! I aim to please.
I ain't seen no PayPal, Morbid. Cough it up!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sug -- I remember something about Prozac & could have sworn it was Koko you said it to but honest to god, I was beyond out of control last nite.
I will ship my brand new (only slightly abused, but then who remembers?) Backyard Snuggie free to any D-slut who wants it. I will even customize it for you.
I've stalled long enough so now I'm really off on my Walmart stroll. bbl.
This Snuggie is sooo comfy.
But it smells like Fritos!
BRADIFUL BITCH:
My flat ıs ın Prenzlauerberg ın east Berlın and I pay a rıdıculously low rent!
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Wow that was fast, Sugaroo!
The UPS guy just brought it.
And the prize in the pocket was an added bonus, I really needed a new mini Sharpie.
Thanks!
Happy New Year Breakdown and all you dlisted sluts!
NOW WHERE IS MY SNUGGIE I ORDERED, ROO?
1554 comments? Now I know it's New Year. Marc's bf is hot at the front, but not hot in the ass - too flat @_@
@The BreakDown
Happy New Year, Doll! You tall drink of sessay!
Love.Happiness.Good Health.
xoxoxoxoooooooxxxxx
((muah))
Breakdown!
Happy New Year Heauxbague.
i watched House Hunters Int'l last night, they were in Berlin, i thought of you.
Can't remember the neighborhood/areas they were looking in but real estate is a bargain there....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I am beyond tıred and I may pass out on stage tonıght but I wanted to say to all my favorıte sluts...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
May 2010 be all that yuo want ıt to be and more!
*kısses*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 10:03am.
*Dials Nancy Grace. BOMBSHELL TONIGHT*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 10:03am.
It's yours. And since this offer is only open to DListed freakazoids, your wife can't get it in the divorce! See? Membership has its privileges! BWAH!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Could I get a snuggie, in any color except blue? Of course its got to be glittery.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:51am.
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What th-!!! NooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Okay, I'd like to place a custom order for one snuggie please. I would like it to be fire red, with buckles and padlocks for the back, a noose at the top, and a drawstring at the bottom that easily converts the snuggie to a large bag. Thank you.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*ships Jill's Snuggie with Cracker Jack Surprise in the pocket*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugar, Presenting the DListed Snuggie.
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I would like the Limited Edition Olive Dirty Martini, please!
Fuck. I have to go the the mall and the post office like, now.
Is it possible the post office is closed?
Please, God!
I do not want to do this!
I suppose I'm signing off at the moment.
Grudgingly.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
OK then may I please have Blackout Blue with glitter? Thanks.
Jill, it doesn't come in Incognito. When you wear the DListed Snuggie, people will turn and stare. Sonatas will be written about your refined taste. Pigeons will stop crapping on statues on your honor. Pigez Hilton will commit suicide before the throne of your hotness.
Oh! If that's true, we need to place an order for at least 1000 so he dies a thousand deaths.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Morbid got bunz!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
LOL PLECO I GOT THIS E-MAIL FROM THE MOD THAT SAYS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR. SORRY. NEW RULES. I CAN'T SHOW YOU THE E-MAIL, IT'S PRIVATE.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Morbidosity on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:46am.
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I was just speaking of my distress over this in the B-day post.
This man will not die.. wtf? He must have made a pact with the devil.
- He renegotiated his deal with the devil.
I even propped 2009's death door open and everything....
They say we "liberals" are hypocrites for hating him so much, I say really now, hating a man wishing failure to POTUS and claiming Michael Jackson died on POTUS' watch and it's his fault.
Here's hoping Fat Limbaugh's medical staff is all gay, black, muslims.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I would like to place my order for a Dlisted Snuggie please. I want the Incognito Black version though.
*Dials 1-800-Sugaroo to place order*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Presenting the DListed Snuggie. It comes with your choice of covers: glitter, Prozac dust, or the smell from last night's panty party. The DListed Snuggie comes in three colors: Blackout Blue, Marijuana Mauve, and Tequila Taupe, and it is equipped with a handy dandy pocket for those times when you can't keep track of your beer can and condoms. The DListed Snuggie is being sold for only $29.99 plus shipping and handling.
BUT WAIT! If you order in the time it take you to pop another Vicodin, you will also get the DListed Puke Potty as a bonus! It is portable and lightweight, and comes with that all-important hankersniff to wipe you mouf after you vomit. Hurry! This offer is limited because it's New Year's and in a few hours no one will be able to dial a phone!
Batteries not included.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Pleco, Many things happened on OP last night
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Jesus, Pleco.
You'll leave this as your epitaph (sp?) for this pathetic, creaking, dying OP and then you'll disappear into thin air,
leaving us starving for more.
I'm onto you, sweetie! :)
Centy xo
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:43am.
Gottdammit, Fat Limbaugh is still kicking.
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I was just speaking of my distress over this in the B-day post.
This man will not die.. wtf? He must have made a pact with the devil.
Gottdammit, Fat Limbaugh is still kicking.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:37am.
OK, now I REALLY need to know what happened on OP last night!
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Why? What happened? Did someone say something happened?
Oh and nothing to shoot in our yard except Mr. Roo when he is being a crackhead.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Many things happened on OP last night.
*shambles drunkenly away*
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Bottom-feeder.
Sugar, You want a room on the bluff side or the front yard side?
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The bluff side. If anyone entered the front yard, I'd have to shoot them on sight! :)
OK, now I REALLY need to know what happened on OP last night!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Also a camo Snuggie for hunters that is Blaze Orange on the flip side.
Centy and Babu:
Centy - bring more Lindors and you are welcome. You'll have your own baffroom but you might find a cat on your bed at some point. They rule the house. You want a room on the bluff side or the front yard side?
Babu - holy crap. I remember that and I even suggested she get Prozac. I didn't remember that being Koko, though. AND I WAS SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:19am.
The Backyard Snuggie would have to come in a red and white checkered print so it could double as a picnic tablecloth.
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Yes! And blue on the reverse side for using as a pup tent.
Gotta hit the shower now and head off to Walmart. It's raining here, turning to snow tonight. Perfect weather for dumbass New Year's revelers who decide to drink & drive. bbl.
Jill -- I'm staying in tonight too. At least that's what I'm telling myself right now.
Ok, so I never do New Year’s resolutions. Until now. I am determined to get some pictures of me with face. AND with my naughty bits covered up. Oh, and delete 99% of my trampy shots. Honest to god, I didn’t realize how lame I was in that dept. until I rummaged thru my pic files last nite to share in our OP romp only to find what a loser I really am. It was harsh to discover that I'm apparently just a happy little nekkid photo op slut.
The Backyard Snuggie would have to come in a red and white checkered print so it could double as a picnic tablecloth.
Sugar, We are expecting snow around lunch time.
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Okay, great! I'll be there.
I would like a hot toddy, tomato soup and a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
Use sourdough. Nothing else will suffice.
Then, I'll stay for several weeks, break out the 600-thread count sheets, down comforters and a basket of Bliss toiletries in my ladies room would be very much appreciated.
I'll raid your refrigerator, never restock, drink you out of house and home, and leave with fond memories of my pleasant stay!
So...are you excited!?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Sug -- Backyard Snuggie! Bwaahahaa! Now there's an idea for my newly unemployed ass to make some $$.
And no, Uvy, nothing dead or alive found this morning. Thankfully.
Koko finally appeared after hanging at a bar all day. I think she was having some sort of panic attack or high blood pressure episode. It's all pretty hazy to me at this point considering all the crazy porno drunken pain pills flying around activities running thru the thread.
I am staying in tonight.
Thought about getting a bottle of sham-pag-nay but we got 3" of new snow and the 4WD in my S10 is not working.
Got jobs today, and someone is supposed to be bringing me a hockey helmet to paint and I am out of hardener. Mine all got hard.
Centy right now it's cold and cloudy but you can smell the snow in the air. I saw on The Today Show that it has been snowing hard in NYC and that crap always seems to make its way up here eventually. We are expecting snow around lunch time.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 9:02am.
Babu you sound like me.
I just took a pic of me in my workpants this morning.
And pain pills (in my experience) are great.
All the fun of getting drunk with no nasty hangover the next day.
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Yup, we all sound a lot alike! And are a fine looking group of hotties IRL. I would have banged all of you last nite! I'll say it again girl, I loved your wig & gun pix.
I’m ending the year by heading to Walmart after I shower to use my x-mas gift card. There’s nothing like a trip to a Kentucky Walmart to make my inner Californian weep.
Sugar, Centy, we love you just the way you are. I like YO MAMA!
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Ha! Well I do have a certain crude and sweetish style, cannot be denied...:)
Yeah, I missed the whole pornfest myself, I got in on the back end last night (ugh!), but everyone was pretty much going to bed and I ended up annoyed with myself that I wasn't on Dlisted all day (for once) and I lost out...
What's going on up in Chatham? Snow? It's about 48 degrees here in Austin, will get up to around 55 before the day is through.
The main reason I missed everything is because I shopped last night and treated myself to a 40 dollar bottle of champagne....not to be opened until NY's Eve!
Right! I opened it, it was nirvana, and I missed everthing.
Now I have to go and get another one! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Babu- I'd look under that Snuggie and make sure you didn't done kilt someone and use it as a makeshift tarp!
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BABU! Did Kokoskitten ever come in yesterday? Is she okay?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Babu you sound like me.
I just took a pic of me in my workpants this morning.
And pain pills (in my experience) are great.
All the fun of getting drunk with no nasty hangover the next day.