Wednesday, December 30th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Owen Wilson is looking rough these days - Just Jared

This Ralph ho gets a lot of action - Egotastic!

Hulk Hogan's matching wife and daughter set hanging out in Miami - Hollywood Tuna

Leighton Meester sluttin' it up for Just Jared (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

George Clooney sunning his nipples and beard in Mexico - Popsugar

My heart just beat 12 times. I don't like that. - Cityrag

DAMN! Billy Elliot is all grown up. And how! - Lainey Gossip

Holly Madison's CODE 10 eyebrow situation - Hollywood Rag

SCANDAL! Susan Sarandon got down with a crepe - Celebitchy

Jon Grosselin's lawyer has a disgusting way with words - I'm Not Obsessed

Kerry Katona has one fan! - Holy Moly!

Jakey G is trying to grow his beard back - ICYDK

LiLo without her dentures - Socialite Life

In 20 years, Brad Pitt will look the same - SOW

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Irongate's picture

What's worse then having a Klingon shaped forehead? How about having a Klingon shaped forehead and you're losing your hair so you can't hide it anymore.

That really is the Harry Potter dude, not Owen Wilson. It's weird but he doesn't look as bad when you know who he really is.

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Submitted by Silverclaw on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 10:10am.

Dummy

"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "

Miss Britney Spears

Plecostomus's picture

That looks like the bastard lovechild of Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy's scalp.

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Bottom-feeder.

I thought it was Britney.

Centaurious's picture

You know, if that really IS Owen Wilson, he looks like Carson Daly on a day trip from the nursing home.

Not good.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb now here and say...

THAT IS NOT OWEN WILSON!

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wow that's owen wilson? ...where'd his nose go?

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I thought that picture was Lea Thompson with short blond hair!

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OT but I thought I'd say this: Erik Gates, who's on Mythbusters sometimes, has gone to that TV show in the sky.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/30/mythbusters-regular-erik-gates-d...

:( R.I.P.

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Mother Superior's picture

This picture makes me laugh.
I will save it for unhappy days (not that I have them, but you never know....).

HOTNEY's picture

i really thought that was Owen Wilson, OMG do NOT try that again LMAO!

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Miss Britney Spears

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Happy New Year, PSL!! xox

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well heellllllloooooo Miss IG!

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Jesus, I thought Britney went mental again and hacked off her weave.

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that is one ugly dude.

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Centaurious's picture

Extra, Extra, read all about it!

Josie Bissett announces her starring role on the new "Melrose Place."

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Goodness! Draco and Harry are both growing up to be short, ugly englishmen! Who would've thought? They were so cute not so long ago.

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That is not Owen Wilson. That is Hohan sporting a sassy new blonde bob and a perky Cover Girl smile!

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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 4:00pm.

Fucking Sarandon is looking beat to shit. Ain't a 31 year old self respecting dude in the world that would put his log into that. Yeck --- got to run just got the dry heaves!
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Don't know.... she looks like she would be rather fierce and unafraid of pulling all the tricks on the book

Actually I think they should show their faces in 20 years riddled with plastic surgery. That's more accurate than adding wrinkles and chins.

And that's the best I've seen Lohan look in a while.

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Ouch, Draco Malfoy isn't really blonde. Shattered illusion.
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Jon Gosselin's current lawyer the one who is responsible for him being un-employed and penniless without an opportunity to make any type of income? Boy, don't lose HIM.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 7:57pm.

AHAHAHAHAHA! I love how they gave Angelina a fat Walmart granny chin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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LOL! And I love how they gave made Madonna look like the undead.

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Owen Wilson!?! I thought that was Britney in her natural hair!

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AHAHAHAHAHA! I love how they gave Angelina a fat Walmart granny chin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bitch is prolly on the phone to her plastic surgeon right now...
And "can't see Shitney letting herself go that that"? Um, bitch have you seen what Shitney is capable of in the letting herself go department?

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cuntygolightly's picture

did samantha ronson become addicted to peroxide...or something?

lizardo911's picture

Does owen have some weird growth growing out the top of his forehead?

Clarisse's picture

He doesn't look like Owen Wilson. He is sans the monster penis nose!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 7:01pm.

I almost thought that was Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle for a minute there.
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Me too! I knew it wasn't Owen Wilson.

I thought Felton was a ghey?

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LOL I was going to say ... that CAN'T be Owen Wilson !! The nose is too unbroken. and that forehead. you got me there for a second.

yeah, Draco has not aged well at well. He looked weird in the last HP movie I saw. Harry isn't too hot either.

I almost thought that was Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle for a minute there.

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Hey Tom! The 80s called. They want their sunglasses and hair back.

Thx.

Few Words's picture

the dingo ate my bebeeeh

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Draco or Owen: Which one looks more like a bleached blonde Lesbian?
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Susan looks beat? She's what 63 years old and appears to not be paying massive amounts of money to a plastic surgeon. For that I applaud her. I'd rather see a natural looking woman at 63 than one who with cheek implants, fillers, botox wax forehead.

coca's picture

I see more pictures with Rande Gerber and Clooney together than I do with Gerber and Cindy Crawford. Has Crawford ever even met Clooney?

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Are there nude photos of Owen Wilson?

Is Owen a homosexual?

Gosselin's lawyer is a douche? Surprise.

Tyroan's picture

The Jets can totally increase their playoffs hopes if they sign Brooke Hogan.

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Oh, Fuck!(main pic) For a second there, me thought Shitney finally chopped off all her extensions...yeah, her hairline is that far back..and smiled for the fucking camera. *slapping self*

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That sweet tiny puppeh trying to go down the stairs! *dies*

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Wait that IS balding draco malfoy?? I thought that was Owen... I'm confused. Fuck this thread

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SoulTaker's picture

LOL@ that photo of an "aged" Madonna in 10 years from now!! That vain old hag would sooner wear a paper bag over her head with eyeholes cut out, and call it a 'new fashion trend' than be seen looking like that pic!

The one of Veinalina was also hilarious. I guess in 10 years she'll have begun growing an elbow on her chin..

Tyroan's picture

^^ that right there is the cutest German Shepherd eva!

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Jakey, please, pleeeeeeeeeease, let her go! She isn't good enough for you! Find someone who isn't too distracted by kids to give you the attention you deserve!

*Goes to light candles on my Jakey shrine*

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Lory's picture

Dang, I hope Ellen is wearing some SPF 10.000...

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Sibsi's picture

Count down to when we'll see Leighton become the second coming of Brenda, ermmm... Shannon Doherty...

Vern's picture

Oh! (gulp) Why you're just as beautiful as I imagained, Plecco, dear. I'm always too late for op, so I don't go there and jump in. Looks like I should, though.

Cut Consumption NOT Foreskin

xultar's picture

OK WTF is wrong with his forehead(s)?