Monday, January 4th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!
A microscopic view of the H1N1 Virus - justinbobby
Runners-up:
The dumb bitch thought the doctor said to put oinkment on her herp lesions.- OurMissC
Six degrees of Paris and bacon. - Plecostomus
Another fake lesbian coupling. When David Beckham sees this he aint gonna be over the moon - El Bastardo
via Daily Mail
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Ooohh....of all the cunty things that could have been picked to represent this picture of Paris and a poor little pig...NONE of these are cunty enough. Paris is totally orgasming over the attention right now.
AHH! I WON! This is the best day ever! I'd like to thank everyone who passed away from the H1N1 virus this past year for making my comment so topical!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:03pm.
Angel-i....Posh Spice who looks like a little piglet and.........awwwww,forget it!
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I GET IT! I GET IT! LOLOLOLOL!
I mean - she's gotta piggy nose, now doesn't she?! She SO does!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Congrats superfunny fucks!!
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Possibly the best headline ever!!
Angel-i....Posh Spice who looks like a little piglet and.........awwwww,forget it!
Congrats winners!! Too good! Last day of 2009 as well! Thanks!
Congrats JustinBobby!
New Year, Alas, Same ol' Winners.
Just Kidding. Congrats El B, the Amazing Pleco and Our Miss C♥!!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
LOL! Great job!
Good morning everyone!
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Congrats Cuchon Cunts!
didn't understand the Beckham thing either.
also:
Yippee Pleccy-and thanks for hiding the camel toe, I think.
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
justinbobby: You nailed it...hilarious!!!
Congrats to OurmissC, Pleco and El B!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:49am.
angel- I'm assuming the lesbian coupling is Paris and Pork- I mean, POSH.
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Thanks!...but....
Durrr....I'm sorry. I still don't get it.
I wish I did. Maybe if I let the day seep in a little...
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Congrats to Justinbobby on the win! Yay for Pleco & El B!!! And thanks MK. 2009 goes out with a bang.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
YAY!!!
So happy to be part of the Last Winner's Circle for 09 (or the first for '10, whatevs)
Congrats to Top Sow justinbobby and ahm so happy to be in the company of CT reggies OurMissC and El B!!!! W00t, w00t!
And @ eileenie mcmeanie - behold and despair at Paris and Princess Piglette (which is what Page Six says that unfortunate chunk of transfat is)!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
angel- I'm assuming the lesbian coupling is Paris and Pork- I mean, POSH.
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LOL winners!
But I must have missed class the day we discussed David Beckham and lesbians...Anyone?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Congrats, Pleco! This calls for a new avie!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
The joke's on Paris, because the pig is atheist.
Who thinks MK has forgotten this Caption This?
PIG IS COOKED!
Rosie O'Donnell's Christmas card.
I told Santa, I wanted a gig for Christmas, not a pig.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
this is the cover of their latest cd whole new world. play the oinks backwards sounds like "kill me"
She wrapped her piglet in swaddling clothes and laid him in the arms of a stranger.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
she's just using that pig as a wonk eye deflector.
The reason I have this stupid blanket on is because I have herpes alllll over my body!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
charlotte's hell
This little piggy when to market. This little piggy stay home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy sad please, please, please let me go home.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
A Pig and a Joke
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Oh, Jesus Christ, now Jude Law has knocked up Paris Hilton. Will it never stop?!
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
Reminds me of the old saying "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"...sorry piggy
Hilton in anything is polar opposite of sexy, sugar!
MizRoxxxx :o)
Ned Beatty/Paris Hilton sex tape? That aint sexy!
Soooooo, is that the brick shithouse that little piggy built?
El B: best year ever, babe! *muah* (A wish,not a caption)
Another fake lesbian coupling. When David Beckham sees this he aint gonna be over the moon!
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and their first Hello Magazine spread! ( disclaimer: actual douchebag may be piglet)
Oink & boink.
So THATS how the swine flu got started
The inspiration for the new Paris fragrance
Daughter really is like the mother: skat fiend, loves to smell like shit, is slightly smarter than a dog, and is a squealer and screamer.
Her lack of talent didn't prevent her from becoming a star. But eventually, she fell from grace and poor Piglet had to resort to doing sow on sow porn.
2 pigs in a blanket.
Nicole is going to be pissed when she finds out Paris is trying to steal her husband.
Next week Paris will appear live on Maury to find out who is NOT the father.
There was a Wonky loved a swine,
"Honey!" quoth she;
"Pig-hog, wilt thou be mine?"
"Hoogh!" quoth he.
"I'll build thee a silver sty,
Honey!" quoth she;
"And in it thou shalt lie!"
"Hoogh!" quoth he.
"Pinned with a silver pin,
Honey!" quoth she;
"That thou mayest go out and in,"
"Hoogh!" quoth he.
"Wilt thou have me now,
Honey?" quoth she;
"Speak, or my heart will break,"
"Hoogh!" quoth he.
J-Lo, is that you?
Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 10:57am.
I bought my pet pig a Paris Hilton doll for X Mas. First he humped it in the wonky eye, then he dropped a deuce on it, then he left it in the trash. Good little piggie.
Bahahahahahahahahaha! I just cried I laughed so hard! Thanks flea.
After his career bombed, Babe turned to drink and drugs to cope with the pain until he really hit rock bottom and ended up dating Paris Hilton....
Carl's Jr. decides to re-hire Paris for a new ad featuring their bacon burger special.
This little piggy will blow you...and this little piggy will blow your blouse down.
Oh, how sweet! Paris finds a bigger snouted cunninglingus partner.
EDITED: didn't realize it was a "caption this".