Friday, January 1st 2010

Kathy Griffin Rings In The New Year With A Fuck Bomb


Last year on New Year's Eve, Kathy Griffin made Mah Boo Anderson Cooper burst into an orgasm of awkward internal giggles when she dropped a line about dicks from Mr. Show. Kathy knew she had to do something this year to keep her name on YouTube's most viewed list. This year Kathy went with a classic: THE FUCK BOMB!

Kathy launched the fuck bomb while Mah Boo talked about 6-year-old Falcon "Balloon Boy" Heene. Kathy seems to think that Falcon sounds a lot like "fuckin." Hey, when it comes to the fuck word being dropped on national TV, I'll take what I can get even if it doesn't make any sense. Kathy is working for the greater cause. And she's also working to make sure Mah Boo's ass lips stay twinkly (yes, they twinkle). Speaking of, here's a clip of Kathy and Mah Boo talking dirty and exchanging gay innuendos. Mah Boo cooing, "It's not hard to take me down" is about to become my new wake-up call.


Lastly, some bitch didn't appreciate Kathy's f bombs and filthy talk taking the spotlight away from Mah Boo.


Just for recording keeping purposes, my Twitter name is not "Bill." Okay, yes it is.

And next year, I hope Kathy finally sends CNN's censors into cardiac arrest by doing something involving strap-ons and the cunt word. Let's go big for 2011, Kathy!

Posted by: Michael K


Snarkley's picture

How often does this need to happen before someone finally gets a clue and stops hiring this unfunny dingbat?

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islandgirl's picture

I love fucking vulgarity as much as the next person, but I wouldn't drop the F-bomb on national TV. There's no need, is there?

Like my Gran always says, there's a time and place for everything.

TheBreakdown's picture

Kathy may talk a good game but I see her as very ınsecure.

Despıte all her money and fame that ıs comıng now she really IS Dlıst.

On stage AND ın lıfe.

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MizRo's picture

Oooops, before I leave: the second I saw Kathy hanging with Parisite - don't care what the reason - she lost me.

HoityToity's picture

It is a myth that ALL gays adore kathy griffin. I am a gay and I hate her and so do many other gays. I think she uses us as a schtick (sp?) and would push us down the river without hesitation, if it meant up grading her career. I think Cho is a little more genuine because she grew up among us and has a better insight into who we are as a group and our struggles. But then again, she too is in show business--so who knows?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:58am.

Morbidosity:

I just feel lıke she has not even taken the chance to faıl. Her comedy ıs faıl-safe because all her jokes are already there. She just adds water/venom/spıt.

I much prefer Margaret Cho who dares to change up her routıne and paınt a pıcture.

She should be gettıng better but ıt ıs all the same.

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She is getting stale because its the samething all the time. I saw her on the Today Show not too long ago and she was so rude, even when being asked a serious question. There is a time and place for everything, she just hasnt caught on to that. She would be more refreshing if she did.

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Morbidosity:

I just feel lıke she has not even taken the chance to faıl. Her comedy ıs faıl-safe because all her jokes are already there. She just adds water/venom/spıt.

I much prefer Margaret Cho who dares to change up her routıne and paınt a pıcture.

She should be gettıng better but ıt ıs all the same.

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Agreed Breakdown .....

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Kathy Griffin IS funny but she ıs basıcally a two-trıck pony.

OK so she loves the gays and they love her.

Now can her comedy move beyond the same shıt every specıal?

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Submitted by Abreeze19 on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:46am.

Kathy Griffin is an engima

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More like an enema.

Kathy Griffin is an engima. She is witty but cruel. I don't understand why homosexuals adore her. Must be a fetish. There may be a reason her ex-hubby stole from her. Who knows for certain? Only those two.

Kathy's schtick is based upon people being vicious an vindictive. She is the female version of Don Rickles.

I saw her in concert. She was hilarious in that venue. I don't want to see that stuff on the major networks. She needs to change gears when on those channels. She's smart enough to adjust. She's extremely smart.

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Kathy Griffin is a fugly shim. And Andy Pooper is a boring fag. Worship these two bags of air in private MK!

I hate Kathy Griffin with a passion. Anyone can do what she does, all it requires is a foul mouth and a nasty sense of humor that is devoid of insight. Bitch is never going to get off of that Hollywood D-List.

As for AC he's just a trust fund baby who stumbled into fame for his ability to attract the gays to his show.

MickeyHolland's picture

What an odd choice to pair these two. With him having that air of "I'm a serious journalist" all the time and her total lack of interest in anything even remotely serious or deep.

HoityToity's picture

Neither one should have been there. Anderson is as interesting as a limp dick in an orgy. And Kathy is a shrill shrew. On a side note, I think the twitter Bill is Anderson,s piece trying to help out his man--how sweet.

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I hope her resolution for the new year is to develop a sense of humor, because she's currently as funny as anal cancer.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 10:31pm.

You are far too kind, but thank you. You totally made my day. :) xxx

Kathy got incredibly fit and slender. That's monumental for the self-confessed junk-food junkie that she is.

Chilly's picture

I think Kathy used the most restraint ever when she didn't say "Honey, they have you on here for the pretty, They got me for the wit... just smile sweetie, smile and look over there... oooh sparkly."

Centaurious's picture

Dusted, I just have to say that I don't think you come on here often, but when you do, NIRVANA!!

I am still cackling about your comments when Mah Boo was in India with his fuck boy and you were like, yeah, you know he's on here every second, meanwhile he's on Regis and Kelly talking about the Lohans, as if he's any kind of serious journalist, like "OMG, they have a little girl, she's 15, and she looks like she's 30!!"

Then you called him a gaybag!!

You rule and I bow down to you, you are classic, hilarious and I am so happy to see you here today....you've made my New Year!

PS- He is an albino, and Kathy Griffin is a self-loathing, fake-ginge harridan who hasn't been laid in years. Bitter.

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dusted's picture

I understand that KG is not everyone's cup of tea, but would you really have rather listened to Anderson Cooper aka the dullest socialite alive? Watching him try to handle her further proved what a fucking dimwit he is. He tried to put her in her place when they showed that photo of him holding her book and he said "Here I am pretending to read your book. Ha ha." and she laid right in about how sad it is that he's illiterate. Seriously I think Kelly Ripa could outsmart that albino tool. It was pretty awesome when he acted all shocked that her book was a NY Times bestseller and then it turned out hers was #1 twice as long as his. In your face, closet boy!

moosh's picture

damn, she yaps and yaps...

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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I like Kathy Griffin's humor but she should exercise self control. CNN is not the place to curse.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

Whatever's picture

LMAO at Anderson. Way to quiet her huge flapper for a few seconds!

Newportjoey's picture

Appears someone slapped the dick right out of her mouth on film #2.

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Tigerlilly's picture

I lurves Kathy Griffin and none of you whores gonna change my mind...HowEVAH, bitch's hairdresser need to be hanged by his balls for those bangs...Sorry Kathy... and the red needs to be softer too for her skin tone...But who cares? She's funny as fuck....

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happyface's picture

Kathy Griffin can be funny, but her constant need for attention is really getting annoying.

I hate Kathy Griffin, she's ugly, rude and unfunny.

Morbidosity's picture

I really have never been able to stomach this wanna be. She shows her desperation to be noticed by doing things such as this.

Baby Jane Hudson's picture

Like many here, I used to LOVE Kathy, but her increasing need to look and act like the "stars" she used to make fun of is annoying and makes her seem hypocritical. BTW, she used to be MUCH cuter BEFORE all the Joan Rivers/Catwoman plastic surgery.

I had to turn CNN off when LANCE BASS was prancing around the crowd. WHAT ... was this 1998? I know he was there cause he is a big friend of Kathy's but still ... wasn't Chris Kirkpatrick available or 98 Degrees??

IrishFury's picture

I used to be a big fan of Kathy, saw her in concert several times. But now she's an ass kisser of the most vile asses like Kate Gosselin and Paris Hilton. She talks a good game up on stage but is hanging with Paris off camera and kissing that overly-fertile twat's ass on The View. I guess Kate took Kathy's balls from her just like she took her husband's. That woman is an all-round ball stealer! Anyway, Griffin jumped the shark big time in 09 and I'm over her.

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shandi's picture

I like that Anderson chose to read THAT particular Twitter on the air. Probably because HE also wanted her to shut her mouth. Just my take on it.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 3:00pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 2:58pm.

Who is that in your avie? He looks very sinister.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 2:58pm.

Who is that in your avie? He looks very sinister.

TheBreakdown's picture

I love Kathy Griffin .I am just over that bitch.

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Wow, she's just so edgy. With all her plastic surgery, parading around in a bikini and other crap she's pulled lately I like her less and less. If you are getting paid for a network gig, have the class not to say words you know you aren't supposed to.

angel_i's picture

I hate Kathy on TV but I just watched her two stand-up shows and they were pretty good...I like it, particularly, cuz it's so DListed oriented ~ she knows all our inside jokes. I think it's super funny she tried to sue MK or some shit.
Whatever you call it, it's apples and oranges in the end.

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Auntie Mame's picture

IF Kathy is around for next year's show the only way she will be able to shock is to use her best Tiny Tim impersonation and say "God Bless us, every one!"

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

xerquina's picture

her voice makes me wanna bunch her face.

DiamondDawg's picture

I like Chelsea Handler. That one episode where she gets invited to Chuy's house for dinner with his family. HILARIOUS.

cattitude's picture

@ the real mimi:
yep, we watched Dick Clark when it got close to midnight too, but now I'm wishing I watched CNN! lol

MizRo's picture

I love her stand-up. LOVE it; but could do without her show.

Irreverent, she is.

DiamondDawg's picture

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kathy's gig with CNN is OVAH!!

DiamondDawg's picture

I'm not a fan. She's so toxic.

cattitude's picture

hahaha
omg I loooove Kathy Griffin; I would marry her if I could, I swear lol
And Anderson Cooper's face....bahahahhaa!! love it

angel_i's picture

He had to say "Bill" cuz he couldn't figure out how to say "Bradiful Bitch" on the air properly;p

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The Real Mimi's picture

Did anyone see Dick Clark? I'm glad he is doing okay, despite the effects of the stroke, and was around to celebrate the new year. When it was a couple minutes to go, I screamed at my husband to change it to Dick Clark's show just to see him. The new year wouldn't be the same without him!

MizRo's picture

Ok, off to put on the TV for the first time in days.

Love you all, good to see you BB.

Buen dia y salduable 2010.

Besotes y abrazos.
Miz

Plecostomus's picture

If you put an orange wig on Dah Boo, he could totally look like Griffin's sister.

The somewhat-pretty one.

*gets lost in the crowd*

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