Saturday, January 2nd 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

John Wall of the Kentucky Wildcats

At a game the other day, John Wall had to make a very important decision when he was faced with a heard of cheerleaders in the road. John could either a) send a few of them to the ER with broken bones and baginas by crushing into them or b) or bust it like a ninja and jump over them.

John went with option b and not one follicle on a cheerleader's head was harmed. John Wall is not about to disrupt the sexy. Clip beeeelow:


Posted by: Michael K


Miami's picture

That guy is the shit! He landed on the press table. He could have gotten hurt. Those tables wobble.

boomsy's picture

Ok, he TOTALLY earned HSOTD!! Wow.

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Love him! Go Cats!!

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joanne's picture

Awesome.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.

Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.
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You complain, yet you keep coming back. And there's nothing wrong with people who shop at Walmart.

http://c0424301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/people-of-walmart3.jpg

*eats 12 jelly donuts in your honor*
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What? No baker's dozen? WUSS! *polishing off 13th donut and wiping sticky tiger paws on Walmart bought t-shirt*...*hiking up acid washed pleated tapered Mom jeans*...*adjusting mullet*....What? What? I'm stylin' up in here, I'm stylin'...*cracks open a PBR...* BELCH!

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RubyGlare's picture

The way his legs were spread in flight and the exquisite way he landed and teetered on the table edge was sublime. I couldn't have said it better, MizRo. AWESOME JUMP!

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MizRo's picture

The way his legs were spread in flight and the exquisite way he landed and teetered on the table edge was sublime.

guest's picture

go john! go john! go john! whoo whee...

moosh's picture
Adam of Eternia's picture

i approve

Marvin's picture

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.
Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.

Funny

You?! Sports?! It MUST be a new year!

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.

Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.

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Don't be a betch-or go over to towleroad. *hugs Walmart-bought teddy bear while pickin trailer bugs out of hair and watchin Lifetime movie*

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

@MOPA: I have seen some cheer teams perform on tv, and the stuff they do is unbelievable. I am SURE your daughters are not the type people are hating on. :)

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:09pm.
Some commentators missed the point of this post--it has nothing to do with cheerleaders or whether you are into sports or not--it is to do with this guy's amazing gravity-defying jumping skills and his extraordinary athleticism.
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Yes, it was an incredible jump. The guy is an extraordinary athlete. But cheerleaders are marginally OT, right? ;)

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

Vern's picture

This John Wall kid is hot, but I still love my Marcus Blakely & the UVM Catamounts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They just rocked UMBC!!!!

I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...

xerquina's picture

that was awesome.i co-sign this slut.

Whatever's picture

Great balance! Looking forward to seeing him in the NBA.

shandi's picture

Wow. Amazing jump!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.

Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.
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You complain, yet you keep coming back. And there's nothing wrong with people who shop at Walmart.

http://c0424301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/people-of-walmart3.jpg

*eats 12 jelly donuts in your honor*

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He's only a hot slut if he helps beat the Dirty Cards today.

HoityToity's picture

Some commentators missed the point of this post--it has nothing to do with cheerleaders or whether you are into sports or not--it is to do with this guy's amazing gravity-defying jumping skills and his extraordinary athleticism. I can see in him a Michael Jordan in the making. WOW, simply, WOW!

Madam Pince's picture

Bust it like a ninja! And I'm not even a sports fan.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Submitted by Mopa on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:36pm.

I am totally with you on the cheerleading..I have many friends who were competitive cheerleaders and cheered for college. That being said,as far the NFL cheerleaders go, most of them aren't really dancers either! ;)

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angel_i's picture

@Mopa: I LOVE cheerleading. It's fucking hard. Good for your daughters! :)

♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?

zomay's picture

DD,

Picture the old lady getting hot for this young guy.

Haaahaaahaaa. I love it.

DiamondDawg's picture

xomay!! that avie tears me up every.time!!

Hey - eff Gerald Celente. It's JOE MEYER who's the economic prognosticator exgtraordinaire. He called the current recession and housing bust in 2004. He's going to be on C2C TONIGHT.

Here's what Joe said about the economy in Sept. 09. He said then that gold would go to 1,000 an oz and everyone said "dude, you're crazy" but we're there NOW.

See these Youtube clips for Meyer's report below:

Economic Meltdown coming in 2010:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9AvguPF7XA

(there are 4 parts. above is 1 of 4)

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.

Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.
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You complain, yet you keep coming back. And there's nothing wrong with people who shop at Walmart.

http://c0424301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/people-of-walmart3.jpg

zomay's picture

Now that's hot. Sexy hot. Why? Who knows. But I want to meet him.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:52pm.
Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.
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Translation needed.

DR.FUNK's picture

@Submitted by Mopa on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:36pm.

Yeah.I heard cheerleading has become a bloodsport in the last 20yrs' or so.Full ride scholarships to big schools...televised events...handful of movies made.Gotta' figure you spend as much-if not more-than other sports moms on uni's....and travel...and skill camps.Worth it? How is "scholarship level" cheering talent determined?

urmomma's picture

Pfffftttt. I could do that.
(not really)
Hello, dears!

Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK

Gaza Strip's picture

Great crowd in here, MK. What's happened over the past few months? Too many fags telling their hags about it? Invasion of the teddy-bear-lovin', Walmart-shoppin' trailer bugs. This ain't Lifetime. Urgh.

DR.FUNK's picture

MAD HOPS John Wall!Avoided ruffling the bytches...avoided INJURY.(most important) See ya' in "The Association" in 8 months.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:24pm.

Wasn't there a reality show where the girlfriend lost a bet with her rich boyfriend and the deal was she had to wear a secsy French Maid outfit to clean the house. She was SO LAME. All she did was feather dust a room that was already clean. GRrrr.

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Thank you!

@ Mopa - you need to read back before getting defensive. I'm pretty sure I defended them.

shianne517's picture

I hope he gets Hot Slut of the Month!

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Sara M.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:24pm.

No clue. Don't watch reality TV.
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It was totally stupid and I only skimmed the show.

@Fishy-TOTALLY! I'm always telling my brother to tell his son to NOT GET A GIRL PREGNANT! Game over after that! I so worry about his kids cuz they don't have all that much supervision. My nephew is such a handsome kid, skinny redhead with tawny skintone. He has beaucoup girls chasing him already. Brat got a Fender for his birfday.

fishsticksfan's picture

I don't think anyone was DISSING cheerleaders.

Sassyfras's picture

thankfully, this is just a one year pitstop for Mr. Wall's. Next year, he'll be in the NBA and the team can go back to being the UK Wildcats, not the Wall's Cats! LOL! Go Cards!!!

Mopa's picture

Oh God! I should have stayed out of this thread!

My daughters are cheerleaders. It isn't like it used to be, just pom poms and cheering. My daughters are competition cheerleaders, besides cheering for football, basketball and wrestling. Their season goes from June to February or March, depending on what competitions they attend. Right now they are preparing to go to UCA Nationals in Disney next month. Between basketball games, wrestling and practice, they cheer six days a week. They only have Sundays off. They run at least a mile and condition and weight train at every practice, besides learning the cheers, stunts and dances. Each practice is three hours long.

Take a look at some cheer competition routines and you may notice it isn't what you would expect. And please don't go by NFL cheerleaders. They are dancers in skimpy outfits. That is nothing like school cheerleading.

I would love to link you to a video of my daughters cheer squads on youtube, but I think that's a little too personal.

Happy New Year everyone.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:24pm.

Wasn't there a reality show where the girlfriend lost a bet with her rich boyfriend and the deal was she had to wear a secsy French Maid outfit to clean the house. She was SO LAME. All she did was feather dust a room that was already clean. GRrrr.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:27pm.

I can't hate on that advice. The most important thing, imo, is to also tell these girls to NOT GET PREGGERS.
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werd!! and the guys too. Don't knock someone up, then your summer job as a housepainter for your dad becomes your real job forever. :(

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:24pm.

No clue. Don't watch reality TV.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 11:54am.
HOLEY SHIT!! Crazy jump!

About the MRS. degree, I know it is very sexist, etc, but I've been telling my younger cousins in high school to wait until college for a guy. A lot of people in my small town marry the HS sweethearts and settle down but I'm like - GO to college and meet someone there! A guy OR girl, it goes both ways.
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I can't hate on that advice. The most important thing, imo, is to also tell these girls to NOT GET PREGGERS.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 11:54am.
When I vacuum I wear pink satin hotpants, stiletto heels, a bustier, elbow-length gloves, and a diamond necklace. And you should see what I wear when I dust!
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Wasn't there a reality show where the girlfriend lost a bet with her rich boyfriend and the deal was she had to wear a secsy French Maid outfit to clean the house. She was SO LAME. All she did was feather dust a room that was already clean. GRrrr.

Nice jump!!

Also something I won't be doing:
Polar Bear Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7S1g2Hapes

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DiamondDawg's picture

OMG!!! You guys have to see Jorge Gutierrez of CAL.

He's beeyoooteefull!!

http://thecityline.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jorge-dangerous.jpg

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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 11:55am.
DD!

Finally a thread I can run into you and say hi without fear it will be buried under the furry of an open post.

Happy New year!

<3,
Sibsi

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, SIBSI! I saw on the other thread that you're going out for a 12-hour lunch?! The hay?! Nah! I know you're going to go shopping afterward and buy a secsy cleaning outfit, like 'Roos.

XOXO

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 11:58am.

I am of the opınıon that the 20s should be for yourself. Your tıme to be more selfısh and fınd out about yourself before you get tıed down wıth someone else.
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I agree with you but can you believe that there are still people who think that waiting to have kids (followed by marriage) AFTER high school is progress? I'm in my early 20s and my aunts and uncles tease me about being an old maid since they were all married with 3 kids by my age. I'm trying to tell their kids DON'T LISTEN TO THEM - they backward.

sweet moves, mr. wall.
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