Amy Wino Doesn't Have Shit On This Chick
This is the face of 45-year-old Marguerite Engle who became the drunkiest drunkest drunk in South Dakota's recorded history when her blood alcohol level registered a 0.708. The state's legal limit is .08. I don't know whether to clean out my alcohol cabinet (aka a cardboard box under my kitchen) and place the booze bottles at Marguerite's feet as an offer of respect or swallow a whole box of Chaser.
The Smoking Gun reports that police found Marguerite passed out like a liquored-up turkey behind the wheel of a stolen truck earlier last month. They arrested Margie and tested her drunkness down at the station. They tried to get her blood alcohol level from a breathalyzer, but the weak ass thing exploded as soon as she blew into it. You know bitch makes breathalyzers go boom. She might be a goddess.
Margie was bailed out by someone named Jim Beam and then was taken to a local hospital.
This beautiful portrait of Marguerite was snapped earlier this year after she was arrested for attacking a government employee and being a drunken ho in public. The picture now hangs at the corporate offices of Jack Daniels with the caption "Person of the Year" underneath it.
The average bitch's body is around 60% water, but Marguerite's is 0% water and 98% booze. That means the bitch probably pisses out vodka and shits out whiskey nuggets! Marguerite is like a walking open bar. The Hoff is at Jared right now picking out an engagement ring to give to Marguerite. He is in love.
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godamightydamn. she got like drunk super powers or something. i'm gonna ask her to autograph my liver.
This has to be wrong. A blood alcohol content of 0.40 will kill most people or at least put them in a coma. You could not possibly be alive with a B.A.C. of 0.708!
well if you can get .08 from two drinks then I guess you could get
.8 from 20....mine was .23 back at my dui in 88 but that was after
I'd been out walking for a bit
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
.708?? Sounds like bullshit. I read the smokinggun official report and it said they did the blood test a week after it was taken. Something must be wrong.
Isn't it 4 drinks an hour that gives you a .08?
Only a shit ton of cocaine or acid would give you the ability to keep on drinking like that.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
You'd all be surprised, a lot of hardcore alcoholics like Engle drink so often that their livers can't process the alcohol at the rate in which they drink. This means they can be at least a little drunk for extended periods of time, sometimes it takes months to clean out an alcoholic's system. She didn't have to try extra hard one night to get this drunk, she's been a drunken slob for ages to a point where her body has adjusted to the alcohol and become dependent on it. Think your hangovers are bad? This chick will have what you all had in tenfold, probably for weeks and into months. Poor son of a bitch, poor crazy son of a bitch.
Alcohol is just plain poison, it makes you sloppy and depressed.
Yeah, but the only thing to do in SD is drink yourself shitfaced every day. I mean, this is shocking news to some of us but to anyone from SD ... not so much.
She really does look pretty good considering the state she was in. She looks 45, which isn't a bad thing given how much she's been boozing probably most of her life.
Aren't you dead at like .3?, I getting a sympathy hangover just reading this article
i think that hair is criminal, never mind the alcohol and truck stealing.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Ten per cent over the limit? pffff. What a load of wimps you all are.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Granny Clampett : Even tho you are a rude bitch, I'm really just asking this outta curiosity: How old are you?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Her liver must be packing its bags to quit this bitch.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by Paquita on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:07am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:58am.
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Morning Mother Superior and everyone around....
how could one dream of someone they don't know... how about .708 alcohol level in your blood?
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How about me not drinking very much alcohol? :D
It's funny that always the sober people are being pointed at when it comes to alc/drugs....
Meh...
I thought that was Melanie Griffith...and you bitches are retarded if you think this skank looks good for 45.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Damn, that is NOT a good look for Jay Mohr.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 3:43am.
Give her a shirt: "NO SMOKING WITHIN 50 FEET"
*lights up cig and spontaneous combustion*
POOF! where did she go?
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
This pickled strumpet should do her drinking at home and not get behind the wheel.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
I think her non-smoking may really be a boon to her skin: her liver, brain cells and danger to others are really of concern.
p.s. on this lady, from the Daily News' No Shit Sherlock department:
Still, Engle's outlandish escapades have stunned officials in Sturgis, best known for its annual motorcycle rally.
"The odds are beyond that what I would assume it would take to win the lottery," Sondreal said. "We're concerned about her. If she continues on this course, it's not going to end well."
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/12/31/2009-12-31_south_dak...
As bad as she looks, she still looks better than Lindsay Lohan, who has access to far better skin and hair care treatments.
That is the saddest thing about this picture!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:30am.
HAHAHA! this is what i needed to end my night!(what?!... my night ends shortly after the sun comes up!)
off to write a letter and slumber... who knows, i may have a dream about Mother Superior or S&F... or Mother Superior AND S&F!!
OT: i'll get back to ya
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:05am.
i saw a movie called "Whip it" once... probably not the same genre!LOL!
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Yeah - I don't know. Would you call the one you saw "cute"?
Since it's so quiet I decided to post this handy drinking problem guide for our friend Marguerite up here:
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.
Fault: Glass is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Loss of self-control.
Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training.
Symptom: Bar blurred.
Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.
Symptom: Bar swaying.
Fault: Air turbulence unusually high - maybe due to darts match in progress.
Solution: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
Symptom: Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar - if not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.
Symptom: The opposite wall is covered in ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it.
Fault: You have fallen over backwards.
Solution: If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar.
Symptom: Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and dog-ends.
Fault: You have fallen over forwards.
Solution: Same as for falling over backwards.
Symptom: You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Solution: Check your watch to see if its opening time - if not treat yourself to a lie in.
Symptom: Everything has gone dim.
Fault: The pub is closing.
Solution: Panic.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:05am.
i saw a movie called "Whip it" once... probably not the same genre!LOL!
OT: could she touch her nose?... i've heard that's a tell tale sign of inebriation... that and the puking
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:00am.
*smooch*... i hope that wasn't too violent or femme!
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It's perfect. It goes perfectly with the memories of Whip It which I just saw last night - cute lil movie:)
ONT: Alcohol is obviously a really good preservative...this woman has another good 40 years of drunken debauchery in her easy.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:00am.
*smooch*... i hope that wasn't too violent or femme!
OT: oh, gimme a sec.. i'll get to it sooner or later
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:58am.
ESE it friggin COLD here!
hell yeah!!... i've got three pairs of socks on!!... and i've put socks on my feet!LOL!
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
Lemme go on!
Like a blister in the sun!
Lemme go on!
Big hands, I know you're the one!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
ESE it friggin COLD here! I had to turn on my sink so my well wouldn't freeze up.
Is that a memaw thing where you start looking like your teeth aren't in, in the mouth area? When does that shit start and how can you prevent that look?
Feathered hair needs to become an extincted creature. Gawd
OT: Glad this mess didn't happen in FL.
that's it!... if you guys keep talking in German(i think that's what it is?!) i'm gonna have to resort to ubbi dubbi... don'tbe testingbe mebe!.. heehee!
OT: so, does the bar that she frequents have to give her a trophy or what?
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
She makes me lose my fucking appetite looking at her. Nasty.
Submitted by sjsmitty on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:14am.
bwahahaha it's actually a pretty straightforward language ;o) if that gets your brain hotthough, don't ever try reading something like ikea instructions!
geebus, i'm still trying to hammer this square block through the circle hole... please don't bring me ikea instructions!LOL!
OT: "passed out like a liquored-up turkey".. i have an overwhelming urge to go drinking with turkeys now
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
sjsmitty
Ja und natürlich sagen wır, aber İch hab es fast vergessen. Jetze müss Ich Türkısch lernen!
Und Mein Leber? Fast D.O.A.!
Wien ist schön und ist mehrere Zeiten gewesen.
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Submitted by mrjb on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:12am.
try some compassion bloggers
if it isn't covered in chocolate, or come with a prize inside, i'm not interested
OT: hemophiliacs have a better chance at clotting
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
My new heroine! Morning all!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Breakdown
Sagt man in Deutschland auch Guten Rutsch?
Hast' schön gefeiert? ich wohne in wien, auch ziemlich freakig manchmal kunst mässig also keine angst hehe
und ich habs gut freaky gemeint :o)
@everystrangerseyes
bwahahaha it's actually a pretty straightforward language ;o) if that gets your brain hotthough, don't ever try reading something like ikea instructions!
try some compassion bloggers
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:58am.
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Morning Mother Superior and everyone around....
how could one dream of someone they don't know... how about .708 alcohol level in your blood?
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tu puta madre
Jebus! With an alcohol rating that high,her and the Grim Reaper should be doing body shots off each other.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Great googly moogly. .40 is fatal for 50% of normal people. .708! I applaud you, ma'am. Hell, I'd buy you a drink!
o.k... between trying to read both sjsmitty and Breakdown... i think i just had a stroke
OT: booze, sweet wonderful booze
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"When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out"
sjsmitty:
Glückliches Neujahr! Dank für die Komplimente. Ich hoffe, dass du keine Angst hast, andere Dinge dort zu sehen. Und für Berlin dass ist echt normal! :)
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@the breakdown
hab grad deine myspace angeschaut, ziemlich interessante videos! the human behaviour one ist a bit freeeaky :o)
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 3:21am.
no shit!
my first thought was she has better skin than lohan! especially considering it's harsh lighting
Not sure about this one. That would mean that she had 35 units of alcohol inside her.
In case any Marguerite drinking Margueritas jokes have been made already, I won't make mention it.
Good morning Dlisters!!!
I just woke up and had a dream about S&F!!!!!!!! How can one dream about someone they don't know....LOL!
I need to know what fuckin mother gets drunk in front of her kids. TRAILER TRASH????
Is this trick a mother??????
Give her a shirt: "NO SMOKING WITHIN 50 FEET"
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*lol*
so i better not stick around with her. what a pity...
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 2:55am.
For being a 45 year old drunk ass thieving ho she has relatively good skin. (I'm trying to start the new year off looking at the bright side.)
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EXACTLY what I was just thinking as I looked at the photo.