Kate Hudson Was Not Man Enough For A-Roidy
After Kate Hudson and A-Roidy stopped licking each other's butts there were rumors that it ended because she only cared about the spotlight and became too needy. There was also a rumor that Kate cut the cord, because A-Roidy just couldn't make her clit bust into a seizure. But now some source is telling OK! Magazine (via NYDN) that A-Roidy's obsession with Vadge was the real reason why Kate Hudson took her vagina elsewhere.
The source went on to say, "Kate was mad with jealousy. he gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?"
Maybe Kate jumped to conclusions. Maybe A-Roidy wasn't trying to get back into Vadge's strong Conan-like thighs. Maybe A-Roidy only called Vadge to continue to get tips on how his biceps can pop nutsacks just from flexing like hers.
Although, it probably broke Kate's lady boner when A-Roidy asked her to put on a He-Man costume and sing the lyrics to Justify My Love while tapping his ass cheeks with a roid needle.
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Lady Boner? Is that a new one? too funny MK!
Off Topic, but, some Ho(in comments) at Towleroad called DListed mean ! WTF ? The world is a tough place you will not survive long with a weak stomach or vagina GF.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 2:02pm.
It's like a triangle of worthless people...
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Just catching up on Dlisted and saw your comment. The entire thing is spot on!! You get an amen from me!
while i'm at it, madonnas face looks like a wrinkled pex dispenser.
kate looks like one of them cartoon ants
clingy kate has got to be near suicide these days especially since the ex hubby just hatched a baby with his new wife...no wonder she's desperately trying to tie a roid down...
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"Kate was mad with jealousy. he gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna.
Shouldn't it be SHE instead of He...but I guess that's not important right now!
I guess it's three strikes and you're out in the old ball game.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Kate obviously needs somebody with a 12 inch bat.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Who cares about these three? All I can say is that Madge looks awful with that heel shaped chin implant.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:29pm.
...keep your eyes on the avvie!
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that shit changes too much! I can't keep track.
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Trudat. Aren't you supposed to have an afro...? Is that you?! LOL! HAI! :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:29pm.
...keep your eyes on the avvie!
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that shit changes too much! I can't keep track.
Fuck, people only talk to me when I go back to my OG Cheetos & Frapp av --
lol
but I post anyways, dammit
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Vadge looks like an old man in that picture. A-Roid was probably just looking for a quick bang with Kate and if they rumors are true he likes men and missed his boy Vadge.
Although, it probably broke Kate's lady boner when A-Roidy asked her to put on a He-Man costume and sing the lyrics to Justify My Love while tapping his ass cheeks with a roid needle.
*dies
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:44pm.
Kate Hudson ıs a ho to her heart. Wıth her pedıgree she ıs genetıcally wired to be a cock-chaser.
And just ımagine if she had been blessed with giant tıtty balls? She;d be unstoppable.
But İ must gıve credit where it ıs due.
She has managed ot play the fıelds pretty well wıth those A-cups.
Imagıne what a lıttle toılet tıssue ın that traınıng bra would do?!
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This is Kate, exactly. It's why I hardly ever comment on her. It's cuz I know that no matter what the story is, that's who she is. And she'll have another cock in her mouth probably before I finish typing this sentence.
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roidys attract each other.... its just so simple.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 2:02pm.
A-frickin'-MEN! *applause*
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
It's like a triangle of worthless people.
She's a talentless hobag with no tits and the body of a teen boy, who only made it in the industry because of her famous mama. She's been in exactly one movie that didn't suck, and it sure wasn't because of her.
He's an obviously gay athlete with a tiny penis and a taste for shemales.
She's an equally talentless hag with a plastic face, saggy veiny body, religious delusions (she sez that Kablah water can neutralize nuclear waste!), an inability to age gracefully, and an ego that could eat NYC.
I would expect their combined stupidity and worthlessness to suddenly implode and cause a black hole to form.
Hudson gives me a rash in weird places. A wannabe hippy in fur with a fake giggle. She is one of those who would definitely not have made in in the industry if it weren't for having famous parents.
Hudson is a flop. She has dumbo ears and no tits! She cannot act worth a pfennig or a sou. He's just not into her, figuratively. She may have been in her literally, though. Not any more, man!
Triston: *guffaw*
Pleco!!!! hahahahhaha- looking goooooooood today!
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Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
-Violent Femmes
ooooooo, good guess my beauteous Pleco!
Butler, Paul Walker, Paul Sculfor, any Twilight kid, Jason Lewis, jake G: just some guesses.
HAHAHA! KID ROCK!
Mızro:
I googled...
'Who has Kate Hudson been HOmantıcally linked to?'
and my computer froze.
No lıe.
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Maybe he just wanted Vadge to return his balls.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Parissucksliterally (love you babe): thanks, but there have to be more, non? help a girl out!
Dax Shephard is a luscious one.
Has Hudson been with her soulmate Gerard "Manwhore" Butler yet?
Because if not, those two getting together would be so skankily awesome it would cause reality to implode like a prolapsed anus.
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Bottom-feeder.
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This is the most publicity that Kate's had for a while. She's probably beside herself that she didn't get to milk it even more than she has.
TheBreakdown: in all seriousness, help a fellow stoner out today: Somas, valiums, herbs and champange make for synapse loss! *puff*
Carlos Leon is a hot man, hot. And seemingly good-humoured too.
hmmmm Mizro....lets' think.....un that gross Dax Shepard is one....rumored to fuck Justin Timberlake......there were many more....
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Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
-Violent Femmes
MizRo!
You are kidding rıght? Just check your local stall.
Kate HAS been there!
And I thınk Vadge lıkes her men a bıt faggy. The problem ıs sometımes they are faggıer than she bargaıned for.
No I am not talkıng about you Guy so please don't send your hıtmen after me.
But Lourdes?
Your Daddy has been hıt by more than clıt!
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Madonna likes her pretty, pretty boys - gay or not. The CONQUEST and the strap-on. Nothing more need be said.
No takers? Let's see: she shattered Owen TWICE.
My mind is a blank - who else was this slag with?
Kate Hudson ıs a ho to her heart. Wıth her pedıgree she ıs genetıcally wired to be a cock-chaser.
And just ımagine if she had been blessed with giant tıtty balls? She;d be unstoppable.
But İ must gıve credit where it ıs due.
She has managed ot play the fıelds pretty well wıth those A-cups.
Imagıne what a lıttle toılet tıssue ın that traınıng bra would do?!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:36pm.
I thınk the funniest moment ınvolvıng Vadge adn a latıno was at the 1999 Grammys when she ran on stage to 'congratulate' Rıcky Martın on hıs breakthrough that year.
She was obvıously tryıng to get wıth hım.
And I was screamıng at the TV: 'Dıd thıs ho not get the memo?!'
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LMMFAO!!! Homeboy REEKS of gayness! One would hope Vadge had a better fag-ometer, given that she's been surrounded by them for decades.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Let me guess, the source of this gossip is, hmmm...Madonna.
Not as smart as a 5th grader, then.
No worries, my love... we're used to crzy people.
everyone dumps Kate Hudson, because she is a pathetic, clingy mess with a revolving door for vagina. That poor kid of hers.
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Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
-Violent Femmes
Good for ARoid.. Kate looks annoying
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:35pm.
Bitch is annoying as hell, but so fucking cute! (I'm talking about Kate, obviously. ARoid looks like a random construction worker and Vadge looks like Willem Dafoe, minus the sexy.)
WILLEM DAFOE, MINUS THE SEXY! LMAO!!
MizRo:
Well, not much was wrıtten because people wıthout a command of the Englısh alphabet cannot exactly be lıterary genıuses.
I had a 5 year old translate ıt for me and I was not even bothered
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New game: who's Kate's next "sling"?
The mentally challenged are all around us Triston *paranoid survey of surroundings): wth did e say?
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I thınk the funniest moment ınvolvıng Vadge adn a latıno was at the 1999 Grammys when she ran on stage to 'congratulate' Rıcky Martın on hıs breakthrough that year.
She was obvıously tryıng to get wıth hım.
And I was screamıng at the TV: 'Dıd thıs ho not get the memo?!'
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Speaking of Kim Cattrall.. I hear she's free.. maybe he'll move on to her next.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Bitch is annoying as hell, but so fucking cute! (I'm talking about Kate, obviously. ARoid looks like a random construction worker and Vadge looks like Willem Dafoe, minus the sexy.)
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Well she has a tıred partner ın crıme that emaıled me too.
I guess school lets out early for the mentally challenged.
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Well, he certainly has a type, doesn't he?
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putas is off the chain, Tryst, been around for a long time!
the other one - "original putas" - I know not much about except fromm some of the things I've read here.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:27pm.
So there ıs a putas AND an orıgınalputas here?
Because that orıgınalputas almost made me want to act my color the other nıght on a thread!
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There's also a Puta.
We had the same problem with Fucking Classy (I can't remember which one) a while back. Some names are just popular...keep your eyes on the avvie!
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So there ıs a putas AND an orıgınalputas here?
Because that orıgınalputas almost made me want to act my color the other nıght on a thread!
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