LiLo Promises More "Lohan Mayhem" In 2010
While White Oprah spent her New Years passed out in a La-Z-Boy with empty Bartles & Jaymes bottles strewn around her, her daughters spent the holiday dirtying up the island of St. Barts. In between checking hotel ash trays for smokable cigarette butts and sitting in on 3-hour timeshare presentations for free drink tickets, LiLo found time to Tweet!
In her Tweets, LiLo cyber kicked SamRo in the pussy bone (just like daddy) and promised to spread the Lohan virus even further in 2010. Wrap yourself in a fumigation tent and read LiLo's crackiness:
Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!
7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitterMe, HOV, beyoncé, Ali Lohan, @paufdenkamp @jessicaschul usher and many more ringin' in the new year coz THAT'S WASSUP
8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitterTo answer everybody's question...My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.
11:15 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)
11:18 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter
Lohan Mayhem sounds like a rash you get on your asshole from self-tanner build-up. And the drug dealers of the world shouldn't report to the end of the unemployment line just yet. When I Googled "habbit," this came up, so I don't think LiLo was referring to the bad shit. She's simply going to switch to The Tongue for 2010.
Here's LiLo working it like a Google Street View prostitute in St. Barts the other day.
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If you've got a flat rectangle ass like that but insist on showing it to the world in a bikini bottom, you should at least roll those cheeks until they're in an upright and locked position.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Bret Michaels called, he wants his ‘hair hat’ back!
What the fuck is up with the ass? Geez, tone it up bitch!
She reminds me of the coke whore who OD'd at the pool party in Boogie Nights. No?
I would like to know why she uses spray tanner from her head to her knees but keeps her calves and ankles white a snow. What's up with that?
Poor LiLo, she was so, so pretty with the red hair and the boobs and now she looks old and tired.
Even though weird butt is bugging me out, Scabby Hoffman's legs in front of her are scaring me.
I see that White Oprah still hasn't bought that backbrace for Ali. She has a worse hunchback than Julia Childs!
tojo, I can't think of any blowjob position that grinds your heels into the ground. So I can't explain it.
Maybe the crew who regularly gets called in to spray her with a fire hose only does it from the front.
that aint lindsay. that's cousin it.
Submitted by nursebetty on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 2:15am.
Is it possible she has butt implants? She has no muscle tone on the rest of her body. Her butt looks really strange, especially pics 6 and 9
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ok thanks for making me look at #9...WHY ARE HER HEELS BLACK?!?!! If your damn feet are that high off of the ground how do your feet get so dirty? She's a disgusting filthy pig...
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Is it possible she has butt implants? She has no muscle tone on the rest of her body. Her butt looks really strange, especially pics 6 and 9.
She's got the herp on her right butt cheek.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 11:37pm.
@Sugaroo
here's the link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/30/lindsay-lohan-to-design-h_n_406...
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I guess day shift hookers are living the dream these days, ever since Pretty Woman. See why that saleslady was so snooty - this is what happens when you let them run around freely.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
how the hell is she able to hang out in st barts she's broke!
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@Sugaroo
here's the link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/30/lindsay-lohan-to-design-h_n_406...
you made me go look!
There sure isn't a lot of style or grace in any fashion lines lately.
I've been watching the show better off ted and i'm amazed at how well dress portia's character is.
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I mean, does she really need to wear that bikini and those tacky shoes, everywhere?
Totally looks like a pros!
If you consume me, I will not let you go.
If you walk right through me,
my voice will taint your throat.
Blessed be the wrong I've done.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:36pm.
From the back, she looks exactly like a guy.
No waist, broad shoulders, twink ass.
The long-ass weave and hooker shoes are the only things that save her.
She reminds me of Dee Snider.
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LOL!
I've lost track of how many times I’ve missed you by a matter of minutes!
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:15pm.
Lets play "Whats in her purse?
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Hmmm, a rescue inhaler, a baggie of Adderall, a mineral powder brush that doubles as a mortar and a half empty tube of Carmex lip balm.
Has she gained some weight?.........
From the back, she looks exactly like a guy.
No waist, broad shoulders, twink ass.
The long-ass weave and hooker shoes are the only things that save her.
She reminds me of Dee Snider.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
That is one sad, sorry set of butt cheeks. Wrongest possible bikini bottom for those flaps of skin.
Any non-celebrity dressed like this, looking like this and acting like this would be taken to the psych ward.
She s a sort of young Courtney Love.
riiight...like jay z and bouncey run in the same circles as the bruised up messes that are lilo and ali...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Because they're on drugs and probably so anemic and under-fed that they bruise easily.
Or it's one hella meth slide down a wall.
Why is Ali allowed to party away with her sister? Why do both of them have scratches and bruises on their legs?
How long until Ali's boob job?
In 3.......2........1.............
PSL, don't forget the Valtrex and whatever they use to treat Gonorrhea.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
hhhmmmm...her purse.....
a Pack of Parliaments, Plan B, lipgloss, Xanax, a vial of coke, gum, Visine, Cellphone/Crackberry
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Everybody's talking all this stuff about me now
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need commission; make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
Did you see the new "designs" she has for her spring "collection" for Ungaro? I saw it on HuffPo and was stunned she didn't learn one thing from the debacle at the French Fashion Week!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
It is amusing how the fashion world has her convinced that her no-hipped drug addicted body is hot.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:15pm.
Lets play "Whats in her purse?"
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A pack of Parliaments, a vial of coke, a carton of Trojans, a dental dam, spray-on tanner, and a cock ring.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Lets play "Whats in her purse?"
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
She covers her face with the hat and yet her oddly shaped ass is out for all to see. Lindsay, why don't you just pose for Playboy, go ahead and spread 'em get it over with. Sick of the delusional crack whore thinking shes gods gift to the world. She is dumb as a rock. And her butt ugly sister is a horror to look at.
I don't have time to read all the comments, so sorry if this has been asked. But what is that red spot on her right ass cheek? And what is up with that huge bruise on her left thigh? She looks like crap.
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That bitch is wrecked. I didn't know your body was suppose to look like a bucket of extra krispy at KFC before your mid twenties. And I'm probably insulting a bucket of extra crispy for comparing it to that skank of a body.
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In the 5th thumbnail she looks like a 5 dollar hooker trying to sneak out of the back alley where she just blew a hobo for a bump.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Those are two lonely extensions in that main pic.
i dont think the designer designed this bathing suit with her arse in mind...
What an unbelievable skank for a human being. I wouldn't even let her into my yard, much less my home.
Just when you think the bar for nastiness couldn't be lowered any further, poor Lyndsey proves to us all, that yes, it can. Scabs, scrapes, bruises and all.
What Is The Legal Drinking Age In St. Barts?
Basically the legal drinking age would be 18 but if you are visitng they may not be so strict on you or if you look older you may get to drink! =)
Since Ali looks about 45, she should have no problem getting drinks.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I doubt Ali will live to see 20. She'll try and keep up with Lindsay one night partying and OD or something. Just wait.
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Everybody's talking all this stuff about me now
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need commission; make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 7:13pm.
Note how Blo and Ali are the only ones in the street with bath suits on.
Hehe. Me thinks like you.
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You poor delusional thing! LOL!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 7:13pm.
Note how Blo and Ali are the only ones in the street with bath suits on.
Hehe. Me thinks like you.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Submitted by medot on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 7:09pm.
say something nice....i like her sarong
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ok...um...I like the thumbnail where she's covering her face! :)
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Submitted by Claire_Bear on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 3:42pm.
I can't take my eyes off of Ali Lohan's right foot in the 8th thumbnail. It looks huge, like the mouth of a crocodile. WTF
LOL!! And I thought Paris had the biggest feet!
Notice how everybody else in the club is dressed except for Trollop-han.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Note how Blo and Ali are the only ones in the street with bathing suits on. Everyone else is wearing a wrap of some kind. Typical. BloHan just can't resist the spotlight. Too bad birds dove beak-first into the ground and cab drivers ran into little old ladies when they got a look at her.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
say something nice....i like her sarong
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 6:49pm.
Sugaroo, you got it!
It pisses me off that Ali is traipsing around in that bathing suit. She is 16,and so desperate to be sexy.
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My point exactly. Why is her mother allowing her to do this? She already has her mother as a strike against her and now her idol is BloHan?????
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Does anyone remember the "Seventh Sign" film where all the earth's plagues start happening one after the other? Remember the scene when all the dead fish started washing ashore in Haiti? Maybe it wasn't Armageddon and just Lohan taking a dip in the water. The stank would be enough to wipe out the marine life for about 1,500 nautical miles.
Hell, first Marc Jacob's Parker-Pen tattooed bony balls and now this thing? What did St Bart's do to deserve this?
I can't even fathom how busted the little one is going to be when she hits 23! Yikes.
Consider that Hohan was still cute at 16, but at 23 she could pass for a 40+ addict....
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/23/455644...
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Sugaroo, you got it!
It pisses me off that Ali is traipsing around in that bathing suit. She is 16,and so desperate to be sexy.
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Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
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