Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which portly star shocked his girlfriend on a recent holiday by unpacking a tub of bikini line hair removal cream and insisted she use it on his back, sack and crack? (3am)
Khloe Kardashian? Or Sean Astin? Or James Gandolfini? Or Alec Baldwin? Or absolutely anybody else on FatActors.blogspot.com.
Which actress had a good reason for never naming the father of her teenage daughter? The sperminator was a major American marijuana trafficker on the lam abroad who eventually returned to the United States, did a stint behind bars, and is now with a production company in California. (Page Six)
Catherine Oxenberg (aka Amanda Carrington on Dynasty)? Catherine is married to Casper Van Dien now, but she has an 18-year-old daughter whose father has never been publicly identified. I knew there was a good reason for why I watched the entire season of I Married a Princess.
This A/B list singer/performer has slept with the drummer from a popular rock band at least three times now. Both are married or with partners, and both are famous, and both have been secretly hooking up at random intervals in bizarre public places. We hear a public park was the first spot for the rendezvous, then a studio bathroom, and the third in a hotel. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)
That slut Miss Piggy and Animal? Or Pink and Tommy Lee (AGAIN)? Or Pink and Travis Barker? Or Brit Brit and Mick Fleetwood (HA)?
After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies. (Janet Charlton)
I'm going to bypass the Liam Neeson guess and go with Stanley Tucci instead? And I'm also going to guess that you're going to spend your afternoon creating a profile on Rentboy using the username: skinny18luvsbaldies.
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And some folk STILL claim that we aren't descended from apes (shakes head sadly.)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 11:45pm.
Whoever the widower is, I wish him well -- the death of a spouse will knock your ass for a loop. I learned that in 2009.
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@ Madam P: I learned that same lesson in 2007. I'm truly sorry for your loss and hope you'll find strength to carry on.
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Lars whats-his-name from Metallica is the drummer. Don't have the slightest idea -- or care -- who the chick is, because if she's digging that grody little squirrel, I sure as hell don't want to know about it.
Whoever the widower is, I wish him well -- the death of a spouse will knock your ass for a loop. I learned that in 2009.
The single mama did a good thing by keeping her baby daddy's name secret.
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Yuck, that is so gross.
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Liam Neeson is the only possible one for the last one, because he is the only one who has lost a spouse so tragically. Tucci's wife was sick for a long time.
Pink and Tommy Lee for the rockers, because rumors of their affair having been going on for years.
Why is a hotel to be considered a bizarre public place for a hookup? Or a studio bathroom?
He probably has a big ol' hershey squirt in those fruit of the loom drawers.
Please, number 3 is such bullshit. I seriously think that these blind items are developed by the publiclists. Let's just put out a blind item that sounds like Liam so now young nubile men will think he fancies them! And then everyone else will think it's all bullshit!
Centy,
you're not going to hell, it was actually a compliment-Monjackoff isn't that toned.
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
Centy,
you're not going to hell, it was actually a compliment-Monjackoff isn't that toned.
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:31pm.
I watched some of that kinsey movie and Liam Neeson was making out with a dude. So he probably makes like a dutch door and swings both ways.
...and i don't wanna hear about it being 'acting', no straight guy is gonna do those roles for their 'art'.
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Provolone, you doth post-est too much. Your closet must be an interesting nook ^_^
Hair Bear needs to be dipped in Nair.
This may be disrespectful, but I'm sorry, I thought that was Simon Monjack, Britt Murphy's husband!
I'm going to hell.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 6:22pm.
WTFOMGLOL !!!
High Sprits is AWESOME!
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it really is !! I haven't seen it in ages, but it's pretty darn good. I like Daryl Hannah in that too. She was really beautiful before she went and messed with her face. now she's entering Jocelyn Wildenstein territory, from recent pics.
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I had to stand behind somebody like this with the hairy man back for some stupid lazy river ride once...gross!!
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Keanu was never married, I would say # 3 sounds like Liam Neeson, he's the only one who recently suddenly lost his wife.
It's neither Liam Neeson or Stanley Tucci. First, neither has a home in LA, and both have young children at home, with staff in the home, as well.
I know both of them personally. They are wonderful men, and are not the guy in the blind item.
TheBreakdown ,
Good point. Actors are still afraid of life outside the closet.
Provy,
LOL, if it is him, I doubt he's bending his men over the Thanksgiving dinner table...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 6:22pm.
If my mom died and a few months later my dad was banging male escorts, i'd probably never talk to him again. Jussayin'
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Clarisse:
Because people, particularly Americans, always want to know.
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WTFOMGLOL !!!
High Sprits is AWESOME!
On Topic: Who cares if Liam is bi, str8 or gay. He's a great actor and after the loss of his wife, whatever turns his crank, I say!
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I gotta agree about it probably not being Stanley Tucci .. his wife's death was really not unexpected, sadly.
I am thinking it is Liam Neeson .. which would shock the fuck out of me because he seems uber-male to me. But then again .. Meredith Baxter seemed to like dick til we found out she didn't a few months ago! [Though honestly .. considering some of the guys she fucked and was married to .. dayum! I would lick pussy too!]
Oh.. no .. hold up .. this pic makes him look kinda like he is dreaming of Twinkies.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 6:08pm.
They weren't "into" her during the 80's : )
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:55pm.
Anyone that was into Madonna during the 80s was gay : P
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LOL! So what's A-Roidy and Guy's excuses???
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:39pm.
Aslan is an Assman ? Hard to believe at first, but I guess anything is possible.
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NOT IT !! LOL Ive always kind of liked Liam.
That ghost movie he was in with Steve Guttenberg and Darryl Hannah a bunch of years ago, I thought he was the sexiest one in it!
oh, and Love, Actually ... very sweet
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 3:05pm.
Kim Kardashian said the white underwear briefs were too big.
Khloe Kardashian said the white underwear briefs were toooo small.
Mama Kardashian said the white underwear briefs were juusst right!
Hahahahaha!!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:52pm.
BWAH! Sean Penn? You think? Hmmm. He's so butt fugly, I don't see how he gets women anyway.
Anyone that was into Madonna during the 80s was gay : P
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:47pm.
Merloni does throw a wrench into my lil theory, i'll give you that.
But i do think the brokeback & milk casts are all on the downlow.
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BWAH! Sean Penn? You think? Hmmm. He's so butt fugly, I don't see how he gets women anyway.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:47pm.
Merloni does throw a wrench into my lil theory, i'll give you that.
But i do think the brokeback & milk casts are all on the downlow.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:36pm.
They're gay also.
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C'mon, Provy. That's just a joke. Neither one of them has ever been proven to be gay or even really hinted at it.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
is that the fat dude from borat with his thingy lost in his folds?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:39pm.
Aslan is an Assman ? Hard to believe at first, but I guess anything is possible.
Who's gonna break the news to tigerlilly??
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Aslan is an Assman ? Hard to believe at first, but I guess anything is possible.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:36pm.
They're gay also.
Except for Adibese. He just simulated raping man-ass, which is less gay than making out.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:31pm.
I watched some of that kinsey movie and Liam Neeson was making out with a dude. So he probably makes like a dutch door and swings both ways.
...and i don't wanna hear about it being 'acting', no straight guy is gonna do those roles for their 'art'.
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Christopher Meloni and Lee Whatisface face are both straight and they did it on Oz.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Provy, that is called "acting". Not to say it is impossible for Liam Neeson to be bi, but using a movie as an example is just silly
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Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
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I watched some of that kinsey movie and Liam Neeson was making out with a dude. So he probably makes like a dutch door and swings both ways.
...and i don't wanna hear about it being 'acting', no straight guy is gonna do those roles for their 'art'.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
I refuse to believe Liam Neeson. That would be heart-breaking.
How literal is wife?? Could we include domestic partners as "wives"? AKA, what about Ryan O'Neal, or Howard Stern (Anna Nicole Smith's partner). I would love it to be Anna's Howard because there would be no sadness there.
I don't really think the last one is Stanley Tucci. His wife had cancer for quite some time, so her death wasn't really unexpected.
Minnie Driver's child is a boy and like a year old.
I don't want the last one to be Liam Neeson, I just really really don't. I find Stanley Tucci sexy too for some reason.
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Whoops! Comments already posted on Tucci and Falco's notoriously steamy affair. Carry on...
I'm not totally on board with the Stanley Tucci guess. His wife suffered from cancer and they both knew she was going to die. I'm more inclined towards Liam Neeson since his poor ladywife died suddenly
1. Alec Baldwin, he used to get his back waxed every month.
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I think Stanley Tucci is sexy as hell! I've loved him since "Big Night"......that man is yummy!
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Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
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Um, Stanley Tucci is a great actor but I'm not so sure the ladies would be disappointed if he preferred their little brothers.
EW!
I first thought of the Metallica drummer...he's with the chick from Gladiator...the BI said married or a partner...they're not married...as for the singer, duh, don't know (I suck at BI's anyway!)...