Sunday, January 3rd 2010
Welcome To The Panty Creamer Buffet
Dude nipples came out in full force this weekend from Barbados (see Gerard Butler) to St. Barts (see Orlando Bloom & Jason Statham) to Miami (see Matthew Morrison) to the beaches of Hell (see Christian Audigier). There's something for everyone here!
If Giorgio Armani's distressed leather chest cutlets don't make your fuck parts slobber like Hooch, then I'm sure Christian Audigier's will. Unfortunately for me, both Carrot Top and Mah Boo Anderson Cooper kept their bare sexiness from public eyes this weekend. Well, in Carrot Top's case I think it's against the law.
Anyway, if you want to know whose name to scream while you're flicking at your genitals then just hover your mouse over their picture (that sounds sexy).
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Man Gerard Butler WTFH? Dude when you're that paunchy you shouldn't be seen in a bathing suit! Dude 2010 time to get back into shape! You're a young guy you shouldn't be that much out of shape!
Gerard Butler is so fucking hot. Come to me, daddy!
Gerard Butler is so fucking hot. Come to me, daddy!
Jason Stratham looks reaaaalllly hot but I have to say that Giorgio Armani looks really good for his age -isnt he about 110 years old?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
These pix don't bother me one way or the other but I just have to say that I love the category of "Moobs".
I'm so over fucking the famous. Do they have anything else to offer??
MY EYES, MY FUCKING EYES!
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
no takers for that hot daddy christian?
i would take him to the dark room and show him all the things that a good boi can do to please his daddy. yum lick lick
they sleep with tiger woods too?
I must really be getting old, because I think that Armani doesn't look so bad for his age. That Butler guy lost all his hotness overnight. One would think that an actor casted mainly for looks would take better care of his body.
MK you can do better then these men.
I'd hit three of them -- Butler, Statham and Morrison.
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"Tis a fucking pity.”
MK, I think Hugh Jackman, Aaron Eckhart and Henry Cavill may have gotten more of a reaction. Maybe the single Dlisters should make a wish list! ;)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 5:49pm.
I am dısgusted by these photos.
I know I am not alone?
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No tingles here either. I had a major crush on Chris Meloni, then someone here told a story about him being a complete douche over an egg white omelette...Now I have nobody...
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
i'm shaking my pom poms for Jason Statham. he can karate kick his way down. hurt me jason....hurt me!
OMG. Morrison and Bloom look like twins. It's frightening. But Statham looks the best of all, and I don't even like him.
((HUGE crush on David L has gone up more and more))
Night David, sleep well and a better 2010 to all of us!
on topic: still waiting for prince charming...zzzzzzzzz!
Coma Caca!
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Lil Ras- No tatoo for me. I ain't that dumb. Poor dude was though.
Hey Mizro!
Okay guys really, I am going to sleep.
If I ignore a post, forgive my bad manners. This dude is drunky, tired and has to work tomorrow!~
I have missed y'all too. (did that sound gay? Not that gay is a bad thing) Seinfeld
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:56pm.
Dave so good to see you back!!!!
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:01pm.
ok i didnt look all the way down to see where this started but i HATE flat butts. and i hate fat girls with flat butts they are the worst, its like at least if u are fat, have a nice plump booty to go with it or you got nuthin!
YOU ALL ARE SUPER KIND!
Thanks for wishes! I am cool. Just glad 2009 is OVER!
Sleep good you guys!
*chugs beer*
Pearl Necklace my disdain for flat asses will never die. Clearly your ass is flat and lopsided, so my comment offended you. Now you cant let it go. Oh well...its a good exercise, for all your other frustrations I suppose.
@ David Letterman
So great to see you back! We miss you here! Sorry about your poor friend, please don't get anymore tattoos for god sake! Stay out of jail, DL!!!!!
What? Letterman in jail?
whatever it is david, my good thoughts are with you. Mexico, *shudder* if you don't speak Spanish. I know about Mexico.
OT: meh on the dudes.
Sleep well, David Letterman! ♥ Things will get better!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
David L: Ok babe! as long as you are ok I'm not worried. hope your friend will get better! and that your younger sis is ok too! take care please!!!!!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:40pm.
you go to bed and expect a "Godfather horse head special" waiting for you to awake... where the hell have you been?!
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Man, you wouldn't believe me if I told you! But here goes:
1) jail for one night (bar fight, I didn't even have nothin to do with.
sure, that's what they(ya know, me!) all say!
2)Roomate and I went to Mexico, he got drunk, roamed off and got a HIDEOUS tattoo that landed him in the hospital with a massive staph (spelling?) infection.
this is why you should just stick to seeing a donkey show and calling it a night!
3) youngest sister was in an accident Christmas eve. She is okay, but it still had me bummed.
this i don't have anything funny to think of, i'm glad she's o.k.
I have pretty much self medicated with booze, I think you'd approve!
i'll stamp your forehead later, continue on with your bad self!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:49pm.
Oh, you poor thing! :-(
What did you do to get arrested?
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Cuz I threw a few punches. They have some deal here that they will haul people in for bar fights for 24 hr hold or some shit. I have to pay a fine but I don't have a court deal.
Thank you Kimmie! I'll chat at you tomorrow eve.
Dave Out!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:46pm.
He gets out maybe tomorrow, at the latest Tues. He's been in since before Christmas. Dude has lost like massive amounts of weight and may have to go home and recover some more, but he will be okay.
I am kinda bummed that he may have to leave. Oh well. I have three more months before I can go home.
I am heading to be guys. I am always up so fuckin early and draggin ass by 1pm, so I go to bed really early now.
Maybe chat with y'all tomorrow!
Night ESE, Sugaroo and my doll Chiri, and anyone I may have missed!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:49pm.
Oh, you poor thing! :-(
What did you do to get arrested?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
ever thankful none of these dudes are wearing speedos...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
DAVE!!! thats crazy! glad to have u back! lets here more about this mexico trip
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:40pm.
you go to bed and expect a "Godfather horse head special" waiting for you to awake... where the hell have you been?!
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Man, you wouldn't believe me if I told you! But here goes:
1) jail for one night (bar fight, I didn't even have nothin to do with.
2)Roomate and I went to Mexico, he got drunk, roamed off and got a HIDEOUS tattoo that landed him in the hospital with a massive staph (spelling?) infection.
3) youngest sister was in an accident Christmas eve. She is okay, but it still had me bummed.
I have pretty much self medicated with booze, I think you'd approve!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:28pm.
Do you feel better now that you've said that.? Sounds like you're talking about yourself "girl". Sucks to be you.
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Why yes, yes I do. And A+ for effort for that comeback; haven't heard that since middle school (((wedgeeee)))THERE. Run tell the hall monitor, girl!
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pfft!... hall monitor... like they have any clout... you want shit done, you call the lunch lady!... night, P_N!
OT: what thread is this?
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
David Letterman, no worries. Happy Gnu Year!
We're in the Kanye thread comparing cars. Sort of.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
DAVID LETTERMAN!!! oh my baby is here!!! how is your friend that got into a situation in Mexico???!!
on topic: blahhhhhh I'll wait for my prince charming!!
Coma Caca!
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CHIRIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi doll!
Thanks for the advice Sugaroo. Guess I am just wore out from a shitty end to 2009! I am a sensitive dude ya know!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:40pm.
you go to bed and expect a "Godfather horse head special" waiting for you to awake... where the hell have you been?!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:28pm.
Do you feel better now that you've said that.? Sounds like you're talking about yourself "girl". Sucks to be you.
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Why yes, yes I do. And A+ for effort for that comeback; haven't heard that since middle school (((wedgeeee)))THERE. Run tell the hall monitor, girl!
And YES y'all better leave Tiger Lil alone, hookers and trollzillas!
ETA: Good night; don't let the Old Puta bite!
Yo, david letterman, stay on, good man. Be strong!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
David Letterman, pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
what's going on here?
Coma Caca!
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Shit, fighting on dlisted again, and it's only 3 days into the New Year!
Guess I'll pop open a beer and then head to bed if that's how it's gonna be on here tonight.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:36pm.
Leave Tigerlilli alooooneeeee!
Tigerlilli is awesome! She has always been very sweet and funny.
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and she makes a kick ass zookeeper kabob!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
Leave Tigerlilli alooooneeeee!
Tigerlilli is awesome! She has always been very sweet and funny.
call me, gerard. once you go black you never go back honey -
xoxoxo
the last queen
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
gerard; don't listen to them, baby.
i will slap your pasty ass down and lick the scottish accent off those lips any day. i'll rip those pink swim trunks off your scottish nalgas, grab those love handles and....
(runs off for a private moment)
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Can't we all just get along?
*Channels Rodney King*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Please tell me "Original Putas" and "Putas" are the same person. If there are two of them, that's just wrong on too many levels to count.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Do you feel better now that you've said that.? Sounds like you're talking about yourself "girl". Sucks to be you.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:16pm.
aaaaw...another year, another dry spell for Original Putas. Don't take it out on the hot Tiger; take it out on your vibrator, girl!