Monday, January 4th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Vanity (51)
Erin Cahill (30)
Julia Ormond (45)
Beth Gibbons of Portishead (45)
Dave Foley (47)
Till Lindemann (47)
Patrick Cassidy (48)
Michael Stipe (50)
Julian Sands (52)
Patty Loveless (53)
Tina Knowles (56)
Dyan Cannon (73)
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Love Vanity! Why is it when someone finds God they lose their marbles? She wrote a book called the Black Box, but I never heard what happened to it. I still think she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
I love Beth Gibbons! Happy Birthday Beth!
Somebody needs to do a 'Where Are They Now' on those Solid Gold dancers.
MK you should at least make them Hot Sluts Of The Day! Those two dudes in the front were working it!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Wasn't Vanity the primary inspiration for Prince's Little Red Corvette? That's what I'd always heard.
Julian Sands...ah, what could have been. *sigh*
He started with some great flix, now he's doin Ghost Whisperererer????
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Snideychick sez:
Freund geburkstadt (sp?) my beloved Till Lindemann!
Du Hast? NEIN! Ich Liebe! Marry me!
My ex-husband used to be so in love with her which made me feel so insecure. All these years later stuff like this is just fun to look back on and to think Vanity is now a preacher and would never ever dare sing this song now! This was one racy song for the 80's I think!
Vanity was so pretty back in the day...probably still is!
Happy Birthday Denise Matthews aka Vanity!!!
Luv Her!
I always thought Vanity's face was what Det. LaToya was going for before she ended up with Michael's.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Dammit MK! I was gonna pull the "Pretty Mess" video when I saw it was Vanity's birfday.Stay in your lane.Always was beautiful.Too bad she could'nt stay sober.She was the perfect "studio creation".It could've been really big...as opposed to merely noteworthy had she been able to steer clear of the demons.
HB Dyan Cannon.My last night in a fleabag motel-before moving into a new pad-some cable channel ran: Bob & Carol/Ted & Alice.(1969)I stopped everything I was doing & watched it start to finish.
That movie explored/created the context for certain cultural phenomenon that would play out to this day.I knowingly guffawed more than once.Oh yeah...Dyan & Natalie Wood were smokin' hot too.
Happy Birthday to delicious Julian Sands.
Vanity looks like she could be Nicole Scherzingers(PCD)mother...there is a strong resemblance between them.
Never heard of the AIDS story before & i don't believe it, maybe she was just tired of the music industry and found something else ???
This is what she looks like now......
http://bossip.com/143331/guess-who-this-nasty-preacher-woman-is/
Julian Sands.....wasn't he in that awful movie Boxing Helena, where he amputates Sheryl Fenn's legs & arms because he's obsessed with her ? Brrrr
WOW check out the backup dancers moves at 1:34 lol awesome 80's
think of sunglasses as portable eyeshadow
Happy B-Day to all the Shiny Happy People!!
My girl Patty, Mikey Stipe, Former Nasty Girl Vanity, Dyan, Dave, Yummy Patrick Cassidy and Deana Carter (44).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsMrCz_N8AQ
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
I used to love Vanity, was pissed when Appolonia played her in Purple Rain but I got over it. She really was so beautiful but so screwed in the head with all that religious shit.
Some naked Julian Sands always adds to any movie.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:21am.
Vanity contracted AIDS? I thought she became a female minister and preached the gospel. Not that you can't have AIDS and preach the gospel.
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She is a female minister - she's god crazy. But as far as contracting AIDS, I haven't heard that either. Probably a rumor, because I think if she did have it, she would be very open and honest about it (at this point in her life).
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Dyan Cannon ıs 73 now?
She ıs stıll a hot slut.
And Tına Knowles wıshes she looked as good.
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Miz- I'm in the same boat, honey. Twenty eight for the high over the next two weeks. Shoot me!
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Happy birthday Vanity, Tina Knowles, Dyan Cannon.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:48am.
happy b-day, Dave Foley!!... i love that guy... ya know... in a purely platonic guy wearing a dress kinda way
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These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
(I know the Dave's Pizza guy!)
ETA: Oopsie - wrong vid. THESE are the Daves I know!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kids-In-The-Hall-Bruce-Daves-I-Know
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
I think winter should be illegal. Someone call the Congress!
I know this is O/T but given it's a new year, check out this guide on sammiches. I didn't know you can eat pastrami and ham and still be within nutritional guidelines.
http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slideshow/deli-counter-survival-guide#titl...
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
ISMU darling, love the shoes! *getting out snowboots and wool socks*
Roo: it snowed on NYE, but since then it's just been snow showers.
My heart goes out to you - I loathe snow, the cold, and the winds SLAY me! My house was buffetted about yestrday with the same 60mph winds. Brrrr! Stay warm love!
Oh, Apollonia! She was the most beautiful! My bad.
Vanity contracted AIDS? I thought she became a female minister and preached the gospel. Not that you can't have AIDS and preach the gospel.
I think Appollonia was prettier than Vanity.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
MizRo, it started snowing on New Year's Eve and didn't stop until last night. Plus, we had lovely 60mph wind gusts. Not fun.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
HB to Michael Stipe and Dave Foley.
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Roo: on Long Island. And it is Brrrrrrrrr here for the last few days: must be ice-hell where you are!
REM was sublime, douche-Stipe or not!
Vanity was the most sexy and come-hither: what? Did she join the church of Prince too?
wait, why the fuck does it have to say "OF PORTISHEAD"? I don't see that for any other cunts birthday and who gives a fuck if someone goes "WHO? WHO?" I do that shit nearly everyday to these birthday skanks. Maybe you should've put "VANITY OF 80s FAME WHO CONTRACTED AIDS" then I would know who the fuck she is and so would everyone else.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETH GIBBONS.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@Sandbitch - Crowing doesn't become you, beeotch!
@MizRo - Taxachusetts. On the Cape. Where are you?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
HB to all the sluts! Good morning, all! Why the fuck is it so cold in Atlanta????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Vanity was the hottest of Prince's female menagerie back in the day, but alas, today she's a chunky, boring God-botherer.
Old R.E.M.(pre-"Document") is sublime, but Michael Stipe is a pretentious asshole.
Gawd, Solid Gold. My sophomore year in HS, we had to do a TV production. My group based ours on "Solid Gold." I was one of the SG dancers. Horrible.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Where are you Roo? It is sub-zero here and I am freaking and, my heat seems to be having issues!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:07am.
It is so cold, when I kissed my husband goodbye before work, my tongue stuck to him. *brrrrr*
Dyan Cannon ain't half bad for a fossil!
---Y'know it's mid-summer here, just sayin. GOIN TO THA BEACH BITCH!
It is so cold, when I kissed my husband goodbye before work, my tongue stuck to him. *brrrrr*
Dyan Cannon ain't half bad for a fossil!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:04am.
I wonder if Monica Lewinsky dances to this alone in her underwear late at night....
---Monica is never alone in her underwear and she has the DNA to prove it.
I wonder if Monica Lewinsky dances to this alone in her underwear late at night....
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Oh, and Michael Stipe - REM extraordinaire!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!
It is FRIGID here!
The only person I've heard of on the list is Dyan Cannon. I can die happy.
Ooh I remember that song!
Such a pretty mess
On my dress
Oooh yes
Such a pretty mess!
HA! Ha happy bday, Vanity!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
I want to do numerous degenerate acts to Julian Sands.
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
MK, thanks for this...Vanity AND Solid Gold two of my old-school guilty pleasures!
HB Vanity, Michael Stipe and Dyan Cannon!
Damn Dyan Cannon is 73 and Victoria Principal is ONLY 60??? Something in the milk ain't clean with Victoria; I think she's lie-telling!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
happy b-day, Dave Foley!!... i love that guy... ya know... in a purely platonic guy wearing a dress kinda way
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
Solid Gold - <3
what a great introduction to slutty ways
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~cheetos & frapp~
It's good Tina Knowles is still alive but it's too bad House of Dereon isn't dead.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Love Dyan Cannon, Julia Ormond and Julian Sands!
Hapy day to all!
Ok, here comes another day, how long till MK posts about Jamie Foxx's stripper pic?