Hot Slut Of The Day!
Namata, Norway's King of R&B (I'll get back to you on what the R or B actually stands for)
Some of you might have already slipped (AND FALLEN) into Namata's smooth rhythms, but for those of you that haven't, grab a Neti Pot and get into this. All your sinuses will get clogged up as soon as you the hit the "play" button on his video for "Treasure In You (A Date Rape Anthem)." You know, I was really searching for a musical interpretation of R. Kelly's sex tape golden shower scene and I think I've finally found it in this shit!
Namata has the face of Flavor Flav's foot, the voice of Flavor Flav's asshole and the moves of Flavor Flav's penis (without Viagra). If this whole, "King of R&B" thing doesn't work out for Namata, I'm sure there's a paraplegic drill team in Norway that could use his choreography skills.
The background singer gets an honorable Hot Slut mention. Although, I don't know if she's singing or hollering out the window for the police.
And in case you need more Namata to get you through the day, here you go:
(For Vazduh)
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Now available on iTunes! Yes! My playlist was missing a song to play when I'm in one of those I'm-drunk-and-need-to-shame-myself-into-not-dancing-cuz-I'll-look-like-him moods. Also, if you download the whole video, it'll prevent me from drinking in the first place cuz I'll be too afraid he might come and "put his jacket on me".
That being said, I want the backup singer as my ringtone. You could totally say it's an emergency and you REALLY need to take that call.
whaa? How did I miss this guy? I'm norwegian and I've never heard of him. Although I have a feeling he'll soon be the Universe's king of r&b.
I hate hip-hop, rap or as I see it, crap! Why is this shit being copied all over the place? Even in countries where there are no "African-Americans" they all seem to think this crap culture is so wonderful. Baggy pants that look like the wearer is draging a load in them, baggy sweatshirts like your big brother;s hand me downs and enough ugly, oversized jewlrey to sink the titanic!
Not to mention bad grammar and criminal activity. Culture my ASS!
i laughed so hard i cried. earlier i saw a naked pic of jason statham. this is shaping up to be a great day :D
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
"A Date Rape Anthem" is right. When he walked up to the girl sleeping at the bar (sidenote: WTF!?!?!) I thought for sure he was going to rape her then and there.
P.S. I've seen people having seizures move better than that.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Dayyum, he totally looks like Flava Flav! LMAO
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Really no worse than any of the shit music released here in America.
this one , however, is xtra special.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Bitch moves like The Crypt Keeper.
Good Lord, that guy reminds me of homeless people dancing for money. And what was up with the dancers? It was like the footage was filmed in 1989 & just thrown into a video.
The howling was the best.
that suct donkey dick
youtube music videos should only be choreographed by glittery gays from now on.
that was abysmal.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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A bit of off-topic - does Vazduh means air or it's just a coincidence ? :)
Ummm....Is it just me, or does his face have a green tinge??!!
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Flav 2.0 can't do a straight 10 second power walk shot, he is spazzing all over the place, I bet he was told he was a "great" dancer as a kid at family parties.
Also, you know those MC hammer clothed background dancers follow him around everywhere, not unlike his fellow artist Gwen Steffani and her Japanese dancers.
I discovered Namata about six months ago. Sooo happy that's he's the hot slut of the day. You sluts better recognize the greatness.
This was so embarrassing. I don't know where to begin. I guess for starters, the US should be humiliated that THIS is what other countries choose to emulate when they think of us as an influential superpower. And to think, it all started in Compton and Bed-Stuy ...
Submitted by wristband on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:00am.
this might be a bad case of mondays, but I read through MK's post and watched the thing but still didn't get what R&B actually stands for!? Can someone enlighten me please?
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As an antidote to this brain poison I listened to Little Wing by Jimi Hendrix. Shame it's only half as long as this garbage. The world sucks.
writstband - r&b stands for rythme and blues
For some weird reason, I thought of of Milli Vanilli listening to this song.
*reaches for the Xanax*
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this might be a bad case of mondays, but I read through MK's post and watched the thing but still didn't get what R&B actually stands for!? Can someone enlighten me please?
hilarious! he's nearly spastic, but someone thought that was pure talent.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Just more proof that we are in Dante's Upper Hell.
They really have some high musical standards over there in Norway. Why is this masterpiece so damned long??? Based on how much time the first vid took out of my life, I decided not to watch Down with my Clit.
Why is he green??
ahahahhahaa morning all!
this is some crazy shit. first lyrics are "I dont want a ho bag" right? hmmm
@ mk "face of Flavor Flav's foot" LMAO!!!
Coma Caca!
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He would have been a huge hit on "Soul Train" in the late 70s.
If this dude is the King of R & B in Norway then I'm packing my bags cause I'm about to be Norway's Queen of R & B. This dude should make a song with that rapper Bangs.
I don't think that's a lady at the end, I think someone is hurting a cat...very badly. ;)
Ok, here's some danish rap. Don't know them, just youtubed "danish rap"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDXu9yk-Aw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyUkmkGrdQ0
LOL, rap sucks to me no matter what language.
christ the woman at the end is giving birth or something!
squash breakdown,
servus! peter is not so bad- has some class...but the sido etc stuff is just plain crap
Submitted by specialkt on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:59am.
like how most of the dancing portions are backgrounded by a Windows 95 screensaver
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Both of them are total & complete crap that goes on & on & on for almost 5 minutes but the first one is really creepy. He's making his moves on a woman passed out at the bar from a roofie in her drink??
"Down with my clique" should be retitled "Get Down with my Cl*t" -- however, not with this fuggy fug. Poor Norway.
--What the What?!!!
"The background singer gets an honorable Hot Slut mention. Although, I don't know if she's singing or hollering out the window for the police."
Oh God Michael, she was truly awful. I laughed so hard at your comment I peed! There's your golden shower.
hey, i can't help but like him too... theres no shame in my game...
what about bushido? haha
What a piece of crap, but I think Swedish rap is far worse than Namata.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7YQ6TTN1k&feature=related
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"The background singer gets an honorable Hot Slut mention. Although, I don't know if she's singing or hollering out the window for the police."
I read that as she was caterwauling away at the end and I almost fell of my chair!
breakdown.......
since we're talking about european rappers, what do you think of peter fox? just curious... ; )
I've been an unbelievably foul mood this morning, thanks to my asshat parents and life in general and was seriously considering ending mine or someone elses life...until I saw this.
Seriously, his moves alone have had me in stitches. Thanks for bringing me back from the brink MK (and Namata).
I think we've found the new Michael Jackson...
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
well its great to see that the we aren't the only ones with crackhead musicians. & what the fuck is going on at 3:56? I love the look of the girl's face, she has the same wtf face as me when hearing that crazy bitch getting butt raped or something.
OK so...I've commented on here I believe about 4 times before and this thing is making me come out of the woodworks again! WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT??!! I mean did they really think that that "dancing" was good??!! I watched 19 seconds of the first one and a whooping 27 seconds of the second. And I still want my fucking 46 seconds back!!
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Oh dear. This guy makes Flava Flav look like Tyson Beckford.
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I there a job there for me? No, seriously.
like how most of the dancing portions are backgrounded by a Windows 95 screensaver
What was this unholy mess?
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I'm glad I can't see this right now. I'm sure it would make me embarrassed to be part Norwegian!
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MizRo!!!
I start my new job tomorrow and ıt pays BIG. You were rıght. Further east was the way to go!
OT: Goddamn! I should go to Norway and put thıs bitch out of business. But who wants to be up there ın the drearies?
And he ıs fuglier than Flav, ıf that ıs even possible!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:29am.
No thanks!
@ David Letterman!!!!!!!! You are back. We thought you had fallen into an intern somewhere ;)
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