Zelda Rubinstein Is Moving Away From The Light
Last week, Radar made everyone throw their TVs in the dumpster after they reported that legendary Zelda Rubinstein (Tangina in Poltergeist and Madame Serena in Teen Witch) was beginning the long sashay towards the light. A friend said that 76-year-old Zelda had been on life support at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for about a month after two of her lungs and kidneys failed. The friend added that she was taken off life support and it was only a matter of time before 2009 claimed another victim. But a different friend tells Moviehole that everyone needs to stick their assholes in a bowl of ice water and stop being so dramatic, because it's not as bad as it seems.
The friend said, "She's OK. Vitals are good. She's apparently doing better. Internet sources exaggerated the story."
2010 brought her back to life! YES! Or maybe Zelda kicked 2009 in the dick and wouldn't let it take her. Not this time.
This house is definitely fucking clean. For now.
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People have been telling me she was already dead since middle school!
Creeeeeepy and that voice is haunting in the jump-out-of-the-dark-and-stab-you-mercilessly kind of way. If she could jump high enough to get you above your calves.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
I thought she died years ago. Glad she didn't. She's a miracle of science with all those lungs.
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When you mess with the bull, you get the horns. What do you get when you mess with the cow? Milk? A blank stare?
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I loved her in Southland Tales -- just another one of Fluid Karma's creepy whores. Glad she's getting better.
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"Tis a fucking pity.”
That freaky lady always creeped me the hell out!! If I was Carol Anne I would have gone to the light just to escape her irritating voice.
ETA, Carol Anne is dead duh.
*blonde face*
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
""After two of her lungs and kidneys failed"? As far as I know we all only have two of each so do you know something about this woman's anatomy that the rest us don't, MK?"
Came here to say this almost verbatim, leaving quite satisfied.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Awww, that's sad.
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Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:43am.
Let us not forget that she also appears at the very end of Sixteen Candles.
"I Need a Drink" (squeak, splash, squeak, splash...)
God Speed Zelda!
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Let us not forget that she also appears at the very end of Sixteen Candles.
As to the obit thing: Not only do news organizations keep obituaries for notable people on file, they also update them regularly. It's no more disrespectful than making a will is disrespectful. We're all gonna die, folks. And if I put in the work to get myself famous, you better believe I want some junior reporter keeping up with all my accomplishments, stints in rehab, scandalous affairs, etc. so they can be listed in minute detail when I kick it. Damn!
Poor Zelda - I think she DID kick 2009 in the dick! And I think it was easy for her...2009 seemed a little "short" to me...ba-dum-bum!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I love "Poltergeist".
It was the first scary movie of my youth that was set in a real place, not desolate, isolated, fog banks, old creepy houses. The contrast of the genesis of suburban sprawl and the shit that happened & pot smoking parents.....
Oh the 80's, we miss you.
Whatever Zelda needs to be happy and content, I will send her those good thoughts....
"They're heeeeeere"
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Even though she really creeps me out, I wish her nuttin' but good health.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
@ mike : Stop tantalizing me with prospects of an oh-so-wrong-but-oh-so-nasty parlor game, you cruel tease.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:21am.
Reminds me of the bit Dana Carvey did as Tom Brokaw. "Gerald Ford died today..."
OMG, that sketch was hysterical. "Gerald Ford was mauled by a bear today..."
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:07am.
How disrespectful ıs that to write someone's obıt before ıt happens?
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I believe it's standard practice for newscorps such as CNN, TIME, etc., to have prepared obits for famous people, with pertinent details to be filled in once they croak.
It's been standard practice for a while. Newspapers were doing it before the invention of television or radio.
Didn't they do that on CNN with Joe DiMaggio? And he was watching it on the ticker? Dayum
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OK that one stays!!!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:26am.
*stops working on LiLo's obit*
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You're writing much more than I would apparently. Two words and the world would know exactly what it meant.
Skank's dead.
*stops working on LiLo's obit*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:07am.
How disrespectful ıs that to write someone's obıt before ıt happens?
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Reminds me of the bit Dana Carvey did as Tom Brokaw. "Gerald Ford died today..."
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Plecostomus:
That's why I wrote that. I remember that entıre fıasco from a few years ago when the Brıtney death watch was on.
It's stıll rawng.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:11am.
I've never seen Poltergeist or Teen Witch.
on one hand, this seems tragic... on the other, "Teen Witch" sucked, i don't care what any of you say!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
That scene with the kid looking under the bed and the clown. omg omg omg
*think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts*
*gives Michael the side-eye*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:07am.
How disrespectful ıs that to write someone's obıt before ıt happens?
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I believe it's standard practice for newscorps such as CNN, TIME, etc., to have prepared obits for famous people, with pertinent details to be filled in once they croak.
Can't remember who it was, but if memory serves, there was another celeb whose obit was published while he was still alive.
ETA : Ah, here we go! AP is supposed to have published Britney's obit prematurely:
And now, the media are starting to prepare for the worst. SHOWBIZ TONIGHT has confirmed the Associated Press has started preparing a Britney Spears obituary. "Us" magazine quotes AP`s entertainment editor as saying, "We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it`s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time."
He goes on to say, quote, "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now. But if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."
Entertainment journalist Ken Baker tells SHOWBIZ TONIGHT it may be morbid but these pre-made obituaries are not unusual.
KEN BAKER, ENTERTAINMENT JOURNALIST: Media outlets like the AP have to have these obits ready because when someone does die, they have to turn around these things instantly and so they end up stockpiling them. Usually, it`s for very old people, not for someone who`s 26 years old.
Read more here: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0801/18/sbt.01.html
As Mark Twain said "Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated."
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I've never seen Poltergeist or Teen Witch.
If she kicks it, Mickey Rooney can step right inl.
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Yeah, two of her lungs? Does she have three?
All kidding aside, I do hope she's OK.
How disrespectful ıs that to write someone's obıt before ıt happens?
God. Sometımes I hate advanced technology.
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Her voice always made everything creepy - bless her and hope she stays with us a bit longer!
Well, I'm glad she's ok.
Considering I thought she'd passed long ago, I'm VERY glad!
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
"After two of her lungs and kidneys failed"? As far as I know we all only have two of each so do you know something about this woman's anatomy that the rest us don't, MK?
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Good on Zelda!
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I am an asshole for saying this, but that midget creeped me out.
Hope she gets better though.
*trying to reverse bad Karma with kind wishes*