Warren Beatty Denies That He's A Member Of The ManSlut Hall Of Fame
Gerard Butler can remove Warren Beatty's head shot from his "wall of idols," because Warren is shaking his head "no" to a claim that he once ate vagina for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and all his snacks. A new book out this week called "Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America" claims that 72-year-old Warren got sexy with around 12,775 women.
The book's author, Peter Biskind, used his fourth grade education to come up with that number. He wrote, "Using simple arithmetic, Warren slept 12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."
Wait. DRIVE-BY-FUCKING?! Warren might be pimp of the millennium if he's able to fornicate with a ho while he's in his car and she's sitting on her porch knitting mittens.
Warren's lawyer immediately issued a statement to HuffPo denouncing this shit as just a bunch of lies. According to him, the odometer on Warren's dick does not read 12, 775. Warren's lawyer said, "Mr. Biskind's tedious and boring book on Mr. Beatty was not authorized by Mr. Beatty and should not be published as an authorized biography. "It contains many false assertions and purportedly quotes Mr. Beatty as saying things he never said. Other media should not repeat things from the book on the assumption that they are true or that the book is an authorized biography."
For shits and tingles, let's pretend this is true and Warren's number really is 12,775. Let's also say that Warren turned his v-card in when he was 15. And we'll assume that Warren retired his fuck game in 1992 when he married Annette Bening. Based on that, Warren allegedly went through 319.3 vaginas a year for 40 years. And if Warren didn't hang up his penis in 1992, his number drops to 224.1 a year. Basically, Warren probably slept with your mom. That might explain why she has to "excuse herself to use the bathroom" every time Heaven Can Wait comes on TV.
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i don't know how many women he slept with but you better believe warren baetty was huge manwhore in the 70's and late 60's. A HUGE MAN WHORE. I THINK HE MAKES MARLON BRANDO LOOK LIKE A SAINT.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I'm sure he's got an impressive tally, but I'm doubting the number is that high.
My man Gene Simmons has been with about 5000 girls and he's 60. He lost his virginity at 14.
I remember David Letterman's old girlfriend, Merrill Markoe, said that it was a Los Angeles city ordinance to sleep with Warren Beatty, back in the day, LOL. I didn't know that he stayed a manwhore after marriage, though! I guess a leopard doesn't change its spots.
That number may be a little high, but I remember when Warren was the IT guy and had his choice of anyone in Hollywood or oh hell, let's admit it, the whole US!! And he did a LOT of foolin' around.
Ick, MK!
I'm about to watch Heaven Can Wait in about an hour WITH MY MOTHER!
I have to think about this.
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Scarf: one of my fave movies of all time.
Benning and he have an agreement: hey, maybe it's theanswer to#2 blind item?
For those of you that don't think Warren is the hotness, Netflix Splendor in the Grass with Natalie Wood - just make sure you have a case of tissues and an ice pack for your face.
Now for the manwhore part - yes he was a total manwhole and still is. I have casually known him for many years and have had numerous chances to bounce on that, and passed. I bumped into him again a couple of months ago and I actually considered it. He is looking old, but he still has that schwing. Benning knows exactly what's she's married to, just as he knows she doesn't care. If the spouse doesn't care is it considered adultery? I wanna know for my sake.
I'm reading Prairie Tale by Meliisa Gilbert and in it she says a friend told her Warren Beatty was looking at her ass in a ruched gown at Night of 1,000,000,000 Egors (typo, stays) or something back when she was 17. They never did anything but Melissa says she would call him for advice from time to time.
I would bet Warren got lots of blow jobs rather than actually fucking people. More effort. He looks like a La-Z-Boy kind of guy. Poor Annette.
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He was always to pretty for my taste, so count me out.
I believe that number. WB has been a big slut for decades, and I don't believe he stopped when he got married.
Wow, who wouldha thunk MK was so amazing at math!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Warren is a homosexual who once cruised us HEAVY in a restaurant in LA about 10 or so years ago. And she was with a fish at the time!
He must have been one Hell of a great lay with a huge weenis, because that mug of his couldn't have been doing him any favors getting the ladies.
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:08am.
gotta get those stains out of my sweater, honey.
or should i save them, monica lewinsky-style?
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Just gnaw it off.
*makes self gag*
OT: Remind me of when he was hot? I must not have seen that movie...
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:08am.
gotta get those stains out of my sweater, honey.
or should i save them, monica lewinsky-style?
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
"Warren might be pimp of the millennium if he's able to fornicate with a ho while he's in his car and she's sitting on her porch knitting mittens."
LOL!
"because Warren is shaking his head "no" to a claim that he once ate vagina for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and all his snacks."
OMG! I cracked up reading this line. You are too funny, Michael K.
In her book (You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again -- a great read), Julia Phillips tells of Warren's priapic and ramming ways. She and a few others had the good sense to turn him down.
Who would want to sleep with someone so undiscriminating anyway?
Also, I like the way he "reinvented" himself as a family man well into his middle years. He used to be with Madonna... the epitome of tackiness.
I just looked up Annette on IMDB and her pix up until 2009 looked like she was aging naturally and gracefully ... and beautifully. Especially next to what is the freakshow known as Meg Ryan in one of her promo shots from The Women.
Sorry kids, this is natural aging:
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=02258_annette1_122_513lo.jpg#
Of course she looks different. We look different from birth to 10 years old. From 10 to 20. Then when we go from 20 to 30 and so on, people are shocked when we don't look the same. Just because you reach adulthood does not mean you don't change. We are dynamic beings. She looks all natural and gorgeous - in the tradition of many European grand dame actresses. And ... she's only 46. Maybe in Hollywood that is "old," but we know Hollywood sucks.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:12am.
TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:00am.
What's pathetıc is that Annette has resorted to ruining her face
LOL snowy it was a RUN by fruiting..
*throws lemon at snowy's head*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Drive By Fruiting!!!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Um...it's no secret that Warren was a man whore...so, why is this relevant?
If you are reading this: I HAVE JUST HUMPED YOU IN A DRIVE BY....call me.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
This number is probably well below the mark and does not include the producers, playwrights, etc. whose dick Warren gingerly sucked to get roles.
I think he's probably been with a lot of people but I really doubt it's been a different person nearly every day for 40 years. I mean, c'mon, sometimes you gotta hit it twice.
I still think it's in the thousands, though, like any good manwhore with ample access to willing 'gina.
I read the book says he propositioned singer Carole King when she was very pregnant "to see what that would be like". She declined as she was married, and very pregnant. Sure wish this guy had been at Polanski's house the night the Manson gang visited and not Sharon Tate.
I know people who worked on "Town and Country", that bomb, and he still had women in his trailer every day.
He probably still cheats on Annette.
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I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
I hate this guy for one simple reason. He either denies being in Dobie Gillis or talks shit about the show. It might be a goofy show but I LOVED it and this guy can SUCK IT for being a poor sport about his roots in Hollywood.
And, Dwayne Hickman was HAWT back in the day! *hides*
He was quite the heartthrob back in the day. Now, nah.
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Bad decisions make great stories.
I am scared of his serial killahhhh lips
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:37am.
Pleccy:
It Was, No Doubt, Well-oiled
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I am mystified by their hate.
A daily oiling does wonders for the complexion.
*resumes ignoring the dark past*
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Pleccy:
It Was, No Doubt, Well-oiled
Arrestee George Vera had already cleared five body searches by Houston police and Harris County jailers when he admitted he was concealing a handgun. Vera, who weighs more than five hundred pounds, was searched again, and the weapon was found hidden in folds of his skin.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*inhales Chiri's avi*
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:54am.
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I remember another BI from about a yr /yr & a half ago that was prety positively the Beattys - about a kid living as the opposite gender - I think their oldest girl living as a man - but they are supportive and keeping it on the DL
if so, gotta give to Benning - that's a lot to go through - spouse fathering child outside of marriage, kid w/ gender issues, that bad plastic surgery...
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drive-bys are defined as "leaving the car running while you go in and tap it"... so I've heard.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
LOL too much math for me!
manwhore...has the manwhore face
Coma Caca!
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damn, he's like my Dad's age? Is he stilllllllllllll fuckin? LOL
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:05am.
And Pleco - gorgeous George was one of the unfortunate souls mentioned in the annual "Bum Steer Awards" in Texas Monthly magazine. I was reading it in Houston's Bush airport, waiting to go back to DC...and I couldn't help thinking "If only this guy knew his legacy on d-listed..." LOL.
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I'm sure Warren's all, like, "Puh-leeze. It's only around 10,000 *eyeroll*"
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Submitted by PTCruiser on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:04am.
I have a polaroid of them at dinner together. She denied going all the way with him, but she lied to me about Santa Claus, so I remain skeptical.
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HAHHAAAA!
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:00am.
What's pathetıc is that Annette has resorted to ruining her face and belıevıng she could turn a ho ınto a respectable man.
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Ha! The Cleveland Show had a parody of "I'll have what he's having" joke and they blacked the screen and it read something like "IN MEMORY OF MEG RYANS ORIGINAL FACE 1963 TO 2005 (I may messed up the dates)
I laughed my head off...so fucking true!! these bitches go off ruining their faces!! Never to work again!
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PTCruiser:
Santa Claus and a ho on the stroll are two dıfferent thıngs.
But hey...Warren was a hot slut back ın the day.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:44am.
I'm bad at math, but if we're going with that old "If you sleep with someone then you've slept with everyone else they've slept with," old Beatty got 12,774 from sleeping with Vadge alone.
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I forgot that he and Madonna were a "hot couple" back in the late 80s (or early 90s?).
And Pleco - gorgeous George was one of the unfortunate souls mentioned in the annual "Bum Steer Awards" in Texas Monthly magazine. I was reading it in Houston's Bush airport, waiting to go back to DC...and I couldn't help thinking "If only this guy knew his legacy on d-listed..." LOL.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
My sainted mother (God bless her soul) did sleep with Warren Beatty (probably). She was a graduate student in L.A. 1969-72. As she put it: they went on two dates. I have a polaroid of them at dinner together. She denied going all the way with him, but she lied to me about Santa Claus, so I remain skeptical.
LOL! He totally looks like a McLovin.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
What's pathetıc is that Annette has resorted to ruining her face and belıevıng she could turn a ho ınto a respectable man.
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Ok, I just don't believe anyone can fuck into the 5 figures *side eye to Wilt Chamberlain*...almost one person a day for 40 years??? Wouldn't you be just EXHAUSTED by then?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Sorry but Warren Beatty didnt stop f*cking when he married Annette Bening so his number IS higher than projected. Poor annette.
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/2007/11/aging-casanova-did-it-aga...
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
"Basically, Warren probably slept with your mom."... i didn't need to have this idea brought into my brain, thanks, thanks a lot, MK!
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Breaking a scandalous number like that would have more effect if the subject of your book was someone who didn't already have a reputation as a manwhore.
And who the fuck cares about Warren Beatty, anyway?
His sister is the interesting member of that family!
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