Monday, January 4th 2010

Danny Gokey Got A Tattoo

Danny Gokey, the Lens Crafters fetishist from American Idol, recently Tweeted this picture of a MAAAAASSSIVE tattoo he got in memory of his wife who passed away last year.

If the Evil Queen from Snow White and Vera Wang's Glam Princess perfume bottle got tangled up in an Ed Hardy sweatshirt, it would look something like that. But it's the sentiment (and Tweet) that counts...right?

via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


KT's picture

i have no idea who this guy is nor do i care.. but uh how is this news??

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

god, after all these time, he is still exploiting his dead wife...god, sick sick sick...when just about I am finally forgetting about his sorry ass...

Whatever's picture

I almost forgot all about this clown. He has exploited the death of his poor wife since day one.

luvmehateme's picture

I am a woman and I have three tattoos and you can't see them unless I feel like it that day. That is how it should be done.

THIS tattoo?? Unnecessary. Like a previous poster said, quiet initials on your wrist would have been a tasteful way to do it. This is just bad.

Honestly, the way tattoo artists feel they have the right to tell you what you should and should not get, what is "tacky" and "tired" and "played out", I am surprised that they let him even do this. They HATE doing names. You can see them roll their eyes whenever anyone comes in wanting a name.

-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 2:28pm.
Dear Jesus that shit is tacky.

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Dear Jesus that shit is tacky.
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MickeyHolland's picture

If my man would choose this fugliness to remember me by I would come back to haunt him.

SoulTaker's picture

FUGLY and TRASHY.

I think Danny has survivor guilt. Even on American Idol, it was like he didn't want to enjoy himself too much...Guy needs therapy ASAP.

parkerj's picture

I always found this guy highly annoying. This tacky and ugly tattoo is fitting.

He's gonna be single for a long time.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:42am.

There is a HUGE difference in getting a girlfriends name tattooed all over you and gett one "in rememberance" tattoo of your wife that passed on.

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*slaps M.E. upside the head* And so what, then? The new GF isn't going to mind because the tat-lady is dead? Au contraire. All that means to the new GF is she doesn't stand a chance against a memory. REEEEEEEEEAL ego-boosting.

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snowpiece's picture

louise yes, he sure was, they used to cry togeher, LOL

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M.E.'s picture

There is a HUGE difference in getting a girlfriends name tattooed all over you and gett one "in rememberance" tattoo of your wife that passed on.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:39am.

Don't be irrational people, Danny will never have another girlfriend!

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Yes, he was exceptionally close with his, um...male companion.

snowpiece's picture

Don't be irrational people, Danny will never have another girlfriend!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Sugaroo's picture

Yeah because future GFs just LOVE the ex's name in a permanent tat. *golf clap*

Moron.

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sjsmitty's picture

Squash,
i'm a vego ..no würst for me

and me mum's from belfast- i spent my childhood in australia..
you and BD both americanos?

M.E.'s picture

Beautiful work, but....also a bit tacky as something to remember your dead wife by.

loozer's picture

Just wait a few years until he starts losing the hair on his head and it starts growing on his back and shoulders. He will have a fuzzy crown and eventually a faded, wrinkly one. Plus it will be hard to find a future misses when the first one is always 'on hand'. The chick on that old movie "Rebecca" thought she was being reminded of the previous wife, at least Laurence Olivier didn't have her name plastered on his body.

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Squash Posh's picture

well, neither one of us are 'from' berlin...we just happen to live here. i hate currywurst..but you can have at it...yuckie!

I think the tattoo artists do amazing work, but I just hate tattoos. I do feel like it cheapens a person's look. I mean, Angelina in a gown? It looks ridiculous. And they don't look all that great on aging skin.

sjsmitty's picture

squash,
yeah Breakdown mention he was from Berlin..I've only been to the south af germany mostly...but i hear the currywürst is to die for hehe
are one of us bilingual folk?

Squash Posh's picture

ahhh, vienna is nice! me and breakdown are in berlin. just curious! ;)

Plecostomus's picture

@ PSL:

"That's hog?"

OnT: Are we sure that's not a stick-on? I can't imagine this guy enduring hours of pain getting inked.

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Pleco, I was WAITING for this as an avie! awesome!!!! or should I say, "That's hot"?

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sjsmitty's picture

squash,
not actually in germany but vienna..we just get german cable channels here though :o)

Stoney's picture

Jack, my number is probably on Facebook and you're my friend on there, so....STALKER.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

@ Jack...GOOD FOR YOU!

@ Snowy, he can't get laid no matter what he does! DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:02am.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/487090/

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Idjits. If I wanted ringworms, I'd go play in the dirt.

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Squash Posh's picture

sjsmitty - hey, where in germany are you?

oh, and i have tattoos and i love them...and yes, i'm super girly. i think it works with my persona.

snowpiece's picture

Eileenie McMeanie I know I know "It happens." "Not to me." "You're a girl"
Snickers getting punched was crazy, and then there was the other fight with JWow, love that show and i'm soooooooo OFF TOPIC right now
*reports self*

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL stoney - NO! I don't have your number, silly. But you're probably one of the few I didn't call at 3:30 in the morning for no reason whatsoever.... I got in a little trouble drunk texting NYE... lol BUT I LAUGHED AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!

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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

snowpiece's picture

K.D. I know, that's some scary shit!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

sjsmitty's picture

snowpiece chirio
i see...we don't get AI in this neck of the woods...but german versions instead ugh..don't know what is better!

snowpiece, it must be pretty hot by now or? i'm muchos jealous, the old aussie mates put all their xmas pics up on fb of beach bbqs and shed parties hehe bastards!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:59am.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:38am.

Tattoos are fucking nasty. Please tell me this trend will go by the wayside soon.
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That is your opinion. I doubt they will go away.

You know what I think is nasty? I'm not sure what it is called, but when people implant crap under their skin. Gross. Can't be good for you.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/487090/
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*knees get weak*

FUUUUUUUUUUCK! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Stoney's picture

Jack, did you call me and pretend to be a wrong number this weekend? Come on, I know you did! I got a strange call from Arkansas!

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

OMG, Snowy! I was thinking the exact same thing!
It was hilarious when he got stood up!!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

snowpiece's picture

Chiri, stop talking about your crush "the situation"

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

KD's picture

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:38am.

Tattoos are fucking nasty. Please tell me this trend will go by the wayside soon.
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That is your opinion. I doubt they will go away.

You know what I think is nasty? I'm not sure what it is called, but when people implant crap under their skin. Gross. Can't be good for you.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/487090/

snowpiece's picture

OMG Mike ahahahahahahahah!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Chirio's picture

Yes I am a big fan of my whole avie situation! haha!

Danny Gokey was an american idol contestant I guess. I only remember him cause his last name rhymes with Chokeyyyyy so everytime he sang he made me want to choke something.

Coma Caca!
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KD's picture

How tweet, I mean, sweet.

To me it looks more like a cross between Lisa Frank (remember her bright folders for school?) and Ed Hardy.

I am so tired. I think I'll have to cave and get me a Mountain Dew.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

what a dick. big douchey-ass tat, wife beater tee, and a dog-tag chain. I'm sure he's also wearing some purple fedora with a red feather and some dunmbass granny rimmed specticles... and i bet he's a bleeder.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

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sushi on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:38am.

Tattoos are fucking nasty. Please tell me this trend will go by the wayside soon.

not all tattoos are nasty some very rare are tastefully done but if we remember tattoos origins we might remember why they almost always make you look cheap no matter how pretty and well dress you are
(I believe cannibals and then sailors wore tattoos)

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snowpiece's picture

sjsmitty he came in like third or forth last year on AI

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Besides the fact that the crown looks like the Brunswick bowling logo AND he has forever jeopardized future relationships except with low self esteem, god-fearing wallflowers, the execution is light years ahead of most tats I've seen (that is, if we ignore the odd highlighting which makes it look like angels' smiles are casting light and shadow from multiple directions).

mike's picture

Now, are we sure he isn't just a Golden Girls fan? It hasn't been that long since Estelle Getty kicked.

sjsmitty's picture

Submitted by The-Truth-Teller on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:41am.

true dat!

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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:39am.

nah on his arm...but a full body one and all..ugh

damn you avie is fucking gorgeous-you a big fan?

and has nobody cleared up who this is???american idol something?