Elin Is Getting Paid
Carmen Sandiego got the holidays off, because everybody was too busy trying to track down Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren. Tiger was spotted everywhere from Miami to Africa to NYC to the middle of the ocean. If they wanted to find Tiger so badly, they should've just dropped a bag of Ambien along with a cocktail waitress on any random corner. Tiger's GPS system (aka his peen) would've led him to that corner in ten seconds flat.
Anyway, wherever Tiger was, Elin wasn't! Elin spent her holidays skiing in the French Alps with her twin sister Josefin and friends(pictures of her ass below).
According to the News of the World (via NYDN), Elin told her friends that she will soon be skiing on a mountain of cash, because she plans to collect almost $300 million from Tiger when she divorces him. When Elin's friends asked what Tiger got her for Christmas, Elin didn't say "genital warts" (which is probably what she really got), but she did say, "Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much."
The source went on to say, "She's 100% determined to split with Tiger. When she boasted of the '$300 million Christmas gift' and then laughed, it was clear to everyone around her that she's more focused than ever about moving on with her life."
YES! If this is true, then I'm glad to hear that Elin is finally pushing up her sleeves, grabbing the biggest shovel in the shed and dig dig digging for gold. Actually, she should throw the shovel at Tiger and force him to dig since he's the one that got them into this mess. Seriously, for every load Tiger dropped in one of his mistresses' vaginas, he should drop a giant load of cash into Elin's checking account.
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I hope Tiger lawyers up and sticks it up this whores ass.
That's clearly not Elin in the pictures!!
Thats not Elin on the pictures. That is her twin sister with her husband! Elin hasnt been wearing her weddingring since she left Tiger.
Nice hot piece in the sixth thumbnail.
hmmmm......... I see a Wedding ring on that finger! Shit for $300 million bills I'd wear anybody's wedding ring on my finger.
Team Cash!
Get that mountain of green backs, Elin! Get yourself a bunch of Space Bags and hoard that shit guuurrrrllll!
You get him girl! I normally do not approve trying to clean out your husband during a divorce but this woman deserves it. Being humiliated by having your husband be a man whore while you are at home raising his children is the ultimate betrayal. Fuck you Tiger.
Submitted by rich339 on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 6:41pm
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Nice try cocksucker - Dlisters are too smart to click on your shit links.
She deserves every red cent she recieves and then some.............Tiger on the other hand needs to have his balls permanatley attached to his thighs.
First of all, those must be pictures of her sister she doesn't have ham hocks and saddle bags.
Second, Tiger told every skank he with that he only marred Elin for the PR. If this is true she is entitled to not only half of his billion dollar fortune, but royalties as well. With Elin and the 2 kids she produced he made millions from his "nice guy" image.
It appears she has webbed feet?
"Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much."
Yeah, those are the words of a betrayed loving wife! I ain't saying she a gold-digger...
Team Tiger.
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
She should take the money and run.
“...for every load Tiger dropped in one of his mistresses' vaginas, he should drop a giant load of cash into Elin's checking account.”
No one can write a line like that and get away with it except for MK! - you summed up the entire debacle with the focus of a laser beam - he's had Ho's a while now, had at least 300 orgasms - that's a million dollars each - hope that cocktail waitress in Nevada was worth it!
Hint: Elin ain't marrying anyone ever again - she doesn't need to!
Save the Males.
I dont get how people are raving about this average lookin woman every blonde hair, blue eyed woman is not gorgeous.... but i do hope she takes him to the cleaners though
I'd like to get Elin in a hot tub....
Tiger Woods is a dick for cheating on his mega hot wife.
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Well, her face and hair look pretty in this picture, but her pose is really...awkward.
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go....
GET THAT GOLD ELIN HONEY!!!!
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Until I see a picture of TWO blond ski bunnies, I am going to believe this is Josefin and her husband alone in the Alps. Here is a picture from their wedding...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://asa.svenskdam.se/wp-content/u...
Team Elin.
Oh Elin you poor bastard!
Makes me wonder, all this crap about Tiger started with Rachel Uchitel fessing up to screwing David Boreanaz. In a way, David Boreanaz's indiscretions implicated Tiger. But hell, I would set aside my dignity for David. Anyone see "These Girls"? Oooh, freeze frame and you see his uncut Italian-Chezch junk followed by a derrière shot to die for!
I think we should all thank David Boreanaz's DICK for boring a hole right through Tiger's pretty image. THANK THE LORD!!
go on and get that money Elin..this is way past did she know, didn't she know...it is irrelevant at this point. If a man is going to f around in this day and age, he best be with VERY DISCREET women...and I mean VERY DISCREET..the only ones that come close are paid escorts...and even that that is debatable. Tiger wanted relationships with these women...and it is obvious from all the texts and voicemails. Whatever he felt for his wife may have been real at one point but everything turned to shit when a) his dad died - his dad probably would have put him in check on his behavior, and b) all the endless money and titles kept coming. As is the story with too many men, their dicks got in the way. All thought and logic went out the door, and he thought he was really and truly the shit. And they say women have no logiv...puhlesseee....all these cocktail waitresses etc., saw a payday when they met him, and an even bigger payday when the cat finally got out of the bag...this man is beyond stupid-o. He really was not ready for marriage...dumb ass...
all i have to say is take the money, elin and move on...certainly this whole story is titillating and all, but do we really know what type of "arrangment" tiger and elin had in the first place?
maybe elin in mostly upset that the shit in the fan in the media...$300 million should be plenty to soothe that wound once the hype wears down...
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Submitted by Mama Moore on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:23pm.
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I applaud that comment and the well-thought out and non-condescending sentiments behind it.
Nice one, Mama Moore.
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Perhaps it's already been noted in the comments...I'm too lazy to read through them but, the photos aren't Elin. They are of her twin sister Josefin. The diamond engagement ring and wedding band are not the ones that Tiger gave Elin but they are the ones Josefin received from her husband. I believe they are newlyweds. That doesn't mean Elin wasn't skiing with them but that's not her in the white jacket.
Just because he was a hound dog, away from his family, does not mean he was not a good father to his kids or a good husband to his wife when he was with them.
Some people can compartmentalize sexuality and separate it from love and family, for instance, married folks that frequent prostitutes.
I'm not saying that cheating is O.K. just that we are humans and we make mistakes. Sometimes we must forgive our spouses and recommit and re-evaluate and more clearly define our roles in our marriages. People that only accept perfect spouses are doomed to be unhappy or single.
Hey, Bradiful, I will agree with you that she had to at least *suspect* he was being unfaithful. It was probably her strategy to let the mistresses pile up so she'd have a foolproof case in divorce court.
That's what I'd do.
And I'm sure that many of these wives will let the infidelity go on as long as no one knows. Once it goes public, they're angry about the public humiliation. The infidelity itself is less of a hurt.
And I think he has two reasons for wanting to "save" the marriage: his endorsements and the inconvenience of sharing custody.
I'm not saying it's like this for EVERY man, but I think they generally dread "their" weekends. When they're married, the wife is responsible for the kids 99% of the time. When they're divorced, they have to be responsible 50% of the time. They hate that.
Edited to add: And all his pussyhounding won't be as naughty and fun because it's not "forbidden" anymore. AND he can't hide behind his wife anymore.
Please keep in mind, I am alone here and by know means am looking for a thread war....
I saw those pictures of "devastated Elin", my guttural reaction was not wronged spouse rather devastated that the story got out and all public. I never buy that the spouse, especially one to a globally famous person, had no idea.
She deserves some chunk of cash, a nice chunk but if this is indeed what she really believes is owed to her, yea, not buying it.
Tiger is not the only one to lose out on sponsorship, the PGA is suffering in silence as well. But when he returns to golf, which he will, it will be a ratings and sponsor bonanza.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
There is not one good reason why she should stay with him.
Personally, I think infidelity can be forgiven and moved past in certain circumstances. But what Tiger did, on that scale, with that frequency and the way it was ORGANIZED? Nope. That is not something he's going to give up.
And I'm not a big believer in staying together "for the kids", either.
Why does she still have her wedding ring on??? If she is so hell bent on getting out. Maybe these are really old photos or it is not even her. In fact this is the spittin' image of my old friend Jo Dee Anderson from back in my college days. (Except that she's now as ancient as I, but If I used her old pictures, said it was Elin, blah, blah, blah)
Pimpcessa - agreed, not saying he's alone wallowing, but I'm sure he's got company, but it's gotta weigh heavy on his shoulders since his sponsors are dropping him like flies!
Good for her - let this be a lesson for all the cheatahs out there. One way or another, with your wallet, eternity in Hell or your penis (thank you Lorena Bobbitt), you will pay for infidelity.
Go Elin!
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Pimpcessa- Me, too. The idea that you can make an informed opinion off the handful of photos of her is laughable. I've only seen a few and she looks either wrecked or stoic in them. No idea where that one person is getting the idea that she's not bothered by the situation.
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good for her!
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The pics I saw showed a devastated wife. If you can see that from a picture of her driving in her SUV, with raggedy hair and black shades on. Bitch looked upset to me!
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Yeah right? But, somehow I doubt he's stewing alone. No playa playa is gonna get that worked up - not when they have that many affairs under their belt. He's gonna miss the money more than he's gonna miss her. Not that he'll be broke or anything but it's gonna cost him a nice piece of his pie.
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Submitted by connieculkins on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:38pm.
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I had no idea the three or four pictures of her from the last MONTH were such staggering proof that she's all shits and giggles about the turn her marriage has taken. And these pictures don't count because they're not her.
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There comes a point after realizing you've been cheated on that instead of moping around and feeling sorry for yourself, you get angry and say fuckit, and move on with your life.
What better revenge to be out and about with family and friends, having a good time and letting that bastard sit and stew in his world of shit?
connieculkins
She was obviously upset enough to beat him down with a golf club. And you must not have seen the pics of her the day after, in her SUV, looking like a crazy woman. I think this really broke her heart. She shouldn't have to put on a show for anyone to prove she's hurting though. That's actually why I have a soft spot for her. She aint out on the ho-stroll. This may not even be her because she wasn't wearing her wedding ring before she went to France, maybe it's her twin sister??
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I'm your huckleberry...
So here's the deal Elin, Tiger is a bro but what the fuck - I'm getting home from Hawaii this morning so give me a ring we can talk some "strategy".
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE!!!!
Something's just aren't sitting right with me. If Elin were really in love with Tiger she would appear a little more upset...no, actually, a lot more upset. Most women whose husbands cheat on them are devastated emotionally..She seems to be doing a little too good. I think there was no spark in this marriage from both parties. He was BAD, but she wasn't really too into the whole thing either.
*slams energy drink and goes round the world with pimpcessa*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:31pm.
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Why, yes, I would, but if Elin shows up you are out. Unless she let's me keep you, too.
And one of us must do somethin' about the stubble...we might start a fire. HA!
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Stoney
Haha, take a guess.....
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I'm your huckleberry...
Hey Jack, wanna go round the world?? Or just touch it one time??
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I'm your huckleberry...
This has probably been discussed, but if not...that looks like her sister in the pics. Is her sister married/engaged? Elin hasn't been wearing her wedding ring for a while.
*licks pimpcessa's avie*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
thanks urmomma...
and lmao at 'I know crazy'!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09