Monday, January 4th 2010

Lafayette Is Finally Getting A Piece

True Blood SPOILER ALERT! So if you don't want to know anything else, rip your eyeballs out and meet us in the front. The Hollywood Reporter (via People) says that Lafayette will finally get a little honey in his pot next season.

The producers of True Blood held a seance and resurrected Ugly Betty's Santos from the dead and cast him as Jesus (that's pronounced Heeeeeeey-sus if you take cream in your coffee). Kevin Alejandro will play Jesus, a hospital orderly who is caring for Lafayette's sick mother (played by Alfre Woodard). Jesus will be in almost every single episode in the upcoming third season.

Part of me (my no-no) was hoping that Eric and Lafayette would swirl it up in the third season, but I'll take this for now. And I'm still praying that my favorite True Blood character, the alley slut known as Randi Sue, somehow fucks her way into season 3.

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Frost's picture

Lafayette and Tara are why I kept watching. Eric is icing on the cake.

The next season is going to be all about Suckhead moping over Vampiiiiiuh Biyull, though. Every time she comes on screen I cringe.

@borg queen, mcnightmare: They exist, they're just in the same church with Tara's crazy momma. Crazy, addicted, hoish, or in church. We don't come in any other variety. You know that.
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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Never fear, Mikey - I think Eric is going to be mixing it up with Godric in some flashbacks. Sweet. It will offset the prospect of seeing him get naked with a bunch of airhead female ho-bags (I think they're turning Eric into S1 Jason this year). Of course, all the fangirls are screaming for him to get with Suckeh, but that really won't happen until S4, I think.

god i used to drool over kevin on ugly betty...he is sexy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!

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babybunny's picture

Lafayette is the shit...I absolutely and positively adore TB, but please tell me they didn't canel Hung...my night was made with a dose to TB followed by the hilarious Hung...now I am forced to watch Californication (which I love now) and Crash...which is extremely good too...at times...a little unbelievable, but then so is TB. I need my HBO shows back like yesterday...no weekend is complete without it!

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Lovely visuals swirling around in my head. Go Lafayette and get that fucking Horchata!
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:58am.
geez, true blood, can't we have some healthy sane black women up in bon temps? why we all gotta be in the hospital or alcoholics or permanently enraged like tara?

love lafayette, though. as long as they don't turn him into a cartoon - he's a character with a lot of heart.

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Romy's picture

True Blood is the best show ever!! And Lafayette adds so much extra spice to the show! I hope none of the main characters ever get killed off, because they are all so incredible!

TheTaraNator's picture

Lafayette is awesome...I'm glad they decided not to kill him off.

I like Tara, but she has one of the most cringe inducing southern accents I've ever heard...and I'm from the South! Every time she opens her mouth I want to cover my ears. But, she's pretty to look at.

I wish they would stick a little closer to the books instead of loosely basing the series on them, but...c'est la vie...I enjoy them both.

magdalene's picture

Lafayette is the best thing about this show, aside from Eric. he's one of the best actors on tv, cable or network.

hold the AIDS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=890ULiSXZSY

YeahYeahYeah's picture

I love me some Lafayette. I hope he gets his pizazz back now with this new piece.

Stoney's picture

OMG so excited about Big Love. I'ma steal my friend's big screen and cable for it every Sunday.

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hurrah for lafayette getting some! he's the main reason i watch true blood...
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papichulo811's picture

Damn this papi is FINE!!!! I creamed my pants when he was shirtless on Ugly Betty. YUM YUM. Those eyes. I want him to fuck Jason.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:51pm.

Mama Moore- do yourself a favor and get caught up on "Big Love" past seasons- new one starts Sunday- yipppeeee!!! That show is fantastic!

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Mama Moore- do yourself a favor and get caught up on "Big Love" past seasons- new one starts Sunday- yipppeeee!!! That show is fantastic!

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Submitted by z_o_e on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:44pm.

Too bad it sounds like they are just barely following the story from the books. :(
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YAY Lafayette!! So glad he's gonna be getting some relationship action. Sounds like he's going to be a big part of next season which is awesome! I just hope we get more Eric too.

Too bad it sounds like they are just barely following the story from the books. :(

El Bastardo's picture

Team Tara!! She makes my noodle stiffen!

Sooooooo Lafayette is alive! Well, that messed up Season 2 for moi :o( I knew they couldnt write the best guy out!

Mama Moore's picture

I fucking bought HBO just to get this show and now I'm pissed because there is nothing, NOTHING, else worth a damn on it. I like True Blood but I do not like it enough to keep on paying that much for it. I saw the best shows last night on PBS and that shit was free! Okie Noodlers and an entire island full of only white animals, no people, now THAT shit was interesting. The night before on PBS, Patti Smiths bio-film, Dream of Life. For free!

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I Need to start watching this show. Me B Luvin' Ryan Kwanten since Summerland.
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char's picture

Yay...I lurve Lafayette

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char's picture

Yay...I lurve Lafayette

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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

char's picture

Yay...I lurve Lafayette

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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

Vern's picture

Lafayette is the SHIZNIT!!!!
Love him!

I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...

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Awww, Kevin got married on Valentine's Day....

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:07pm.

Roo- They picked up production, too??? I just though they were re-running the season. But if they're doing new eps... WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

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Roo- They picked up production, too??? I just though they were re-running the season. But if they're doing new eps... WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

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Morbidosity's picture

Kevin Alejandro.... mmmmmmm ¡Muy Caliente!

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ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:04pm.

Kevin Alejandro is sex on that show.

- Never watched the show but Southland is on TNT or something now. And agreed about Kevin. I do believe the first "Kevin" I have said that about. Was never a Kevin Bacon poster licker btw....

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:04pm.

You DO know that Southland is coming back with all new episodes, right? It's just on TNT i/o one of the networks now.

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mike's picture

So I guess Lafayette wasn't the one in the dumpster?

(I'm watching True Blood via Netflix, and season 2 isn't yet out.)

AntBee's picture

Asu Maaaadréééé!! Kevin Alejandro can leave his sucre in my bowl anytime! Lafayette is a lucky bitch!

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I don't give a goat fuck about this show. Southland, on the other hand, fucking rocked and Fox sucks my proverbial nuts for canceling that shit. Kevin Alejandro is sex on that show.

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Little China Doll's picture

Love me some Lafayette. He is too funny :)

Agie's picture

from what I remember both Lafayette and lettie mae have made reference to lafayette's mother being dead.

geez, true blood, can't we have some healthy sane black women up in bon temps? why we all gotta be in the hospital or alcoholics or permanently enraged like tara?

love lafayette, though. as long as they don't turn him into a cartoon - he's a character with a lot of heart.

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Good for him; Lafayette owns that show!

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Aaalllllllllrighty.

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Lafayette can have a piece of me any time he wants!

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