Monday, January 4th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Tequilabot
A Tequilabot sounds like something that will bring you hours of non-stop fun, but this real-life commercial from Birmingham's Cantina restaurant will make you think otherwise. A Tequilabot will leave you to choke on death while it devours fish tacos and garlic fries.
And on a more important note, what in the fuck did I just watch and comment on?
Source: Vacant Manifesto via The Nerdist
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Was this made in the 60s?
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
So I just got done watching Doubt for the 3rd time. It is easier for me to watch this movie when I can pause it and do things in between time. So anyways my theory is that he was guilty of something. Two moments in the film struck me. The first one was at the very begining during Father Flinn's first Sermon. He was talking about doubt and sin. When he mentioned sin the camera was back on him. For me that was a hint in the story. The other time, was when the Father was in the hallway looking in on the Donald's mother. The other young boy was there and he touched the boy's shoulder. As the boy walked away he raised his shoulder and twiched it as if to say 'creepy'.
Well anyways, the whole idea of this movie was to get you wondering and doubting. So it did a good job at that.
did everyone go to sleep?
Coma Caca!
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Night JustJack and Dave! sleep well!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:30pm.
Thanks Chiri and Hon, I am so sorry about your brothers. Sad!
Yeah, I used to be a bit of a druggie moron until I got a job where I had to be drug free. Best thing for me. even quitting pot.
When my buddy leaves i am gonna probably quit drinking for a long while.
No fun by yourself. Waste of money and I am pretty healthy and wanna stay that way.
I think I may have ptssed off Bradiful Bitch. Guess I am gonna be not welcome round these parts!
I am gonna sign out Chiri!
Night Chiri, Louise and Just Jack. Maybe catch ya tomorrrow!
Crush away Chirio!
Nite all, be good Dave!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:20pm
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I tend to keep serious things on an OP. I am bias in many drug related deaths etc. I have 2 older half brothers that are on heroin...I even tried to help them but they don't want to and they become angry as hell when I talk to (one now). One has passed away about a yr ago, while he was held in jail. If I become sensitive to this I will become sensitive. we all have a button in which might makes us like them or be in a certain situation. Right now, I am drinking milk, when I would probably be drinking a beer. But I told myself the drinking has to slow down and only for weekends or socializing. or celebrating something. I've done coke and if I see it I am sure I would touch it...for that I have been taking care of myself more...I am 29...so I know a lot of these issues but remember this is DListed. we are all different and some of us will agree or disagree! and your comments/feelings on a topic is seen and heard.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:24pm.
Thank god, no! Actually he's just a co-worker, not boss. I wouldn;'t wanna see my bosses wife! He's got three huge warts on his face. She can't be hot!
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LMAO!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:23pm.
Any more run ins with your bosses skanky wife?
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Thank god, no! Actually he's just a co-worker, not boss. I wouldn;'t wanna see my bosses wife! He's got three huge warts on his face. She can't be hot!
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:16pm.
Zac...I thought you were not cussing!
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LOL! Yeah, I am not doin well on that, but I am using v's instead of u's in some cuss words. So I am tryin, a lil bit!
*adds 10 bucks to jar* This cuss word jar is gonna be bigger than my bank acct.
Any more run ins with your bosses skanky wife?
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:15pm.
Dave: we all have our days! Hope you are ok.
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Hey Doll!
Sure, I am, great.
Just haVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE AND O.D'S/
Dlisted isn;t a place to talk about that shvt seriously. I had a frriend who o.d several years ago, he came from money and seriously died in a ditch outside of Slidell. I think there are things that push our buttons. O.d's, kiddie diddlers and rapists push mine.
Those topics get "serious dave" plus I am srunk and bummed my roomie is leavin tomorrow for home!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:15pm.
Dave: we all have our days! Hope you are ok.
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Hey Doll!
Sure, I am, great.
Just haVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE AND O.D'S/
Dlisted isn;t a place to talk about that shvt seriously. I had a frriend who o.d several years ago, he came from money and seriously died in a ditch outside of Slidell. I think there are things that push our buttons. O.d's, kiddie diddlers and rapists push mine.
Those topics get "serious dave" plus I am srunk and bummed my roomie is leavin tomorrow for home!
Zac...I thought you were not cussing!
Care for a goldfish cracker?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Dave: we all have our days! Hope you are ok.
Coma Caca!
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Is anyone lurking around watching Intervention?
This girl's sisters make me want to do drugs, too.
Hellp???!!!
Guess I'll talk to myself.
So, Artie Lange is fucked up? That sucks. Dude is a mytherfvcking riot.
Hope he pulls through, whatever the fvck he is going through.
Yeah, Imma puss today! Call me Zac Effron!
My dinner:
crackers, smoked salmon, cream cheese and capers
The parrot says, "Oh yeah!"
Wow I am so shocked about the death of that tot mom that killed her kid, Casey Anthony. She had it coming though.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:23pm.
BloHan will never die. She is like a cockroach, a Twinkie and Cher. She will be here even if the world nukes itself.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:18pm.
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And lol this:
"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model"
Jack,
um, RE: those bones in my closet...uh, that's where Paris Hilton puts her pets...I try to stop her....
Roo,
Casey was a walkin OD. Too bad it wasn't a Hilton/Karsassian/Hohan.
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 6:10pm.
Sweet Babu ~ as one of the resident straight men on DListed....a piece of friendly advise: you may want to try to be more lady like with men. Men don't date chicks viewed as "one of the guys".
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Back a bit late here....I didn't say I acted like one of the guys -- I said I'm not a gold-digging ho & just wants a guy who makes me laugh. I only told MJT that she should be herself. And there are men who like women who would rather go to a sporting event than get their nails done, which is the kind of chick she is.
Jack, I know! If I didn't know they were dead serious, I'd think the whole thing is a joke. What a bunch of a-holes!
In other news: X-rays of Rush Limbaugh's head showed nothing. Ba dum bum.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
back for a lil bit. OOOOOoooooooooooook! I have to comment on Casey's death. IF it is true...Tila has been twitting all fucking day! so I'm confused. and I am sure TILA if casey is dead will make her death seem all about HER! If casey is dead she probably OD'd. I am really not shocked after all the stories she's been making for the past months. I am glad Casey's mother took guardianship of her little baby. and no, she was not going to inherit anything until she "got better". so thats that.
Coma Caca!
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ha ha roo I saw that before lmao
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
oh shit that Casey Johnson chick died???
Tilas gonna have another freakout
thats crazy
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
ROOOO - LMAO at this
"The U.S.A. has been grossly over-indulging since Thanksgiving. It's no wonder that so many members have been expelled from the network. We hope they will be back after shedding the festive pounds."
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:13pm.
I suspect a crusty vibrator was involved in Johnson's death.
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I blame The Hoff.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
LOOK AT THIS STORY! OMG AHAHAHAHAHA! Fatties are pissed!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/personal/01/04/dating.site.overweight/ind...
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I suspect a crusty vibrator was involved in Johnson's death.
Whatever really happened, we'll never know. Her family will use all of their influence to keep the deets quiet.
Tila will now milk this for the cameras in 3.....2.....1
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Isn't Casey Johnson a heiress to all the Johnson & Johnson billions?
She was very heavy into drugs and party scene and her mother cut her off the family fortune and took away Casey's adopted little baby and raising it herself..
Who is Casey Johnson? Who cares?
Clarrise - yea but shit you got Drew fuckin Carey!! OHIO!!
*cleans clarry's closet*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Tila knocked her off... a gurl gotta stay relevant...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:05pm.
well, since she was "engaged" to Tila Tequila, I'd have to say suicide.
Nah, I think it was an OD of some sort.
Assuming her parents heard about the engagement, we cannot discount murder.
I think OD, too. But I also think TMZ uses hit men on these celebs jut so they can get the news first. LOL!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
well, since she was "engaged" to Tila Tequila, I'd have to say suicide.
Nah, I think it was an OD of some sort.
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Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
What does Casey have to do with hollywood besides her relationship with Tila I had never even heard of her before.
PSL - what do you think? Accidental OD or did she suicide?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Wow, Casey Johnson was 30 yrs old.
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Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
Casey Johnson died? WTF? Only January 4th and H'wood just lost one!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Jack!
Cleveland! Well it's not a fancy city but, we have great wea...no...we have the Brown...uh, nope...the Indi...scratch that....OH...We have LeBron James!!
*throws dirty clothes in the closet*kicks shoes under bed*
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:04pm.
Next issue and I wanted to post this on Sunday but no OP.
Friend since teen years (ugh also an ex), he's on FB and in Chicago now. I post Happy New Year on his wall & some chick posts that he's in jail on my post! Said he stole her ring and sold it for drug money. This is NOT the person I know and adore (my ex). Sure enough, he's in the clink, I looked it up. :( Felony. I look here in FL & he's got a warrant here for DUI! WTF I don't want to bail him out because he really did fuck up. But I want to be supportive because I care about him.
No-one is bailing him out, people put one of those FB these "Do you hate _____" on his wall & its making me upset. :( Anyway, I need to write him, I have no idea what to say, or how to say I found out, just blurt that shit out? "Dear ____ some crazed bitch wrote shit on your wall, you okay?"
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People are immature! I swear! Why would any adult put up a " Do you hate so and so" on someone's FB page. Another reason to not do a social networking site.
What's a tongue ring? Wouldn't that get caught on your order of nachos bell grande?
We must remind ourselves this will bode well in the real world for them someday. He is way too smart!
passionate - kids are crafty little fuckers... mine liked coming up with outlandish bullshit on her own.... I suspect yours is an overachiever as well.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
WTH. My kid is becoming a little shitmeister. I can't tell if he is influenced by the little shit neighbor or if he is just becoming a little shitmeister on his own.