Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie. (BuzzFoto)
A Brangaloonie just punched a kitten. Jennifer Aniston just hugged all of her 25 cats. And I'm going to guess St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad?
It’s Spy Versus Spy in This Relationship. Their relationship is pretty on the outside, but totally ugly on the inside. This Hollywood couple doesn’t trust each other as far as they can throw each other (which isn’t far). He suspected her of having an affair, so he put a GPS tracking device on her car.
The irony is that she isn’t the one cheating in this relationship. It’s him. How does she know? She hired a private detective to follow him. Now there are reports and timelines and photos and everything else that give her proof positive that he has a bevy of beauties on the side. Why hasn’t she confronted him with the proof yet? She’s actually just biding her time, letting the evidence pile up so that when it comes time to separate, she will walk away with the child/ren, the house, the money, and everything else. (Blind Gossip)
This may seem like a repeat guess from the one above, but does St. Angie even drive her own car? I thought Maddox was the driver in the family. Because of this, I'll go with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck?
(Image via Flickr)
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The goat looks more stylish with the beard than Brad.
Angie & Brad are a good guess for #1. I'm also guessing Nicole & Keith. Her other parts are probably frozen like her face. Notting Tom & Katie was odd. Who would guess he'd sneak off to sleep with a woman?
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Affleck/Garner
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Oh sads - I read comments top down and was going to past blast something about Love Angelina and I was GAZVMPED. Love Angelina was great - she's the causal nexus that got me to start reading DL comments. And, thereby, allowed me to 'know' some of you without really and thus gave me something substantial to base my circle of imaginary friends and doll's personalities on. Because people tease me when they find out I have no friends. And then it makes me sad, it's this whole thing with blood and a causal nexus point called Love Angelina.
On the other hand, the legacy clearly lives on.
/me going in search of the mythical and klassily named TeriAnne .. and a new dolly to call TeriAnne that doesn't get to take tea with the rest of us.
w ell you have to give them credit, when they got together people insisted they'd be splitsville in a few months tops. He's been with her about as long as he was with his ex, which is middle-to-long length for celeb partnerships.
They're SO OVER. Only a matter of a few months before it explodes wide open and they throw in the towel. Children raising children.
Why can't they just break-up all ready! I am so over the Brangeloonies. That was a doomed relationship from the start. For Pete's sake, Angie was French kissing her brother and had Billy Bob's blood around her neck.
The last one sounds like JBlow and Skeletor. I don't think it is Michael Douglas and CZJ. He needs her to change his diapers and he would lose beaucoup bucks if he did. He put that int he prenup.
1 could be either Brangelina or Posh and Becks, and it fits them both. But I'll bank on Brangelina for this one because of the last comment about breaking a lotta hearts. Lotta kids = lotta hearts.
Re 2, I think it's Affleck and Garner. He's played whatsisname Ryan, and she was on Alias. My first thought was Brangelina but they played assassins, not spies.
1. Yes, probably goat and stick but it might also be platinum make-up and that bush guy. (Gwen Stefani and hubby).
its bruce bitch...
number 1 REEKS of posh and becks... they are NEVER together and she is ALL ABOUT the appearace..
No idea who the first couple could be....
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OMG - love the goat photo - looks better in its goat beard than Brad looks in his.
Item #1 - Oh Jenn must be doing the Snoopy Happy Dance in triple time on top of Schroder's piano right about now. Karma's a beyatch!!! However, now that I've smirked smugly, I'm sorry for the kids. They never look happy to me, anyway. This is gonna really muck them up. Darned Hollyweird crazies!
Come back, TeriAnn!! You're the star of this thread. I need you!
If you could exorcise any fondness for Aniston I might have hidden in my soul, that would be seriously glorious. I bet it would feel like a reiki massage.
Here, I'll help the process along. Brangelina was doomed to disintegrate when blood tests proved conclusively that William Bradley Pitt was NOT the offspring of either Jon Voight or Marcheline Bertrand. (That was one krazy episode of Maury.)
This shit would be wayyyyyyy too funny but wayyyyyy too sad for the kiddies. Brad always looks like he's "over it" all the time these days though. Just sayin.............
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I'm your huckleberry...
This is going WAAAAAY back, but does anyone remember the commenter Gary Coleman? I think of him every time there's a Lindsay Lohan post. He would always say he'd like to "tongue-punch her dirt star"
Mike, you're talking about Event Horizon, right? aka other alts. I never believed Coming Back was real. LA either. I still believe it was some middle-aged crazy ass lifetime con w/ computer privileges who thought he was fooling us all.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Toilet bats? WTF is that? BWAH! Don't care - loves it!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
BB - yes - I yakked with her as Dot when I was drunk one night - and yeah - sex was always a topic du jour w/ that one. hahaha
thanks all - this was fun
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luscious_t on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:44pm
Pip aka Dot aka Home.....
And the craziest poster ever...COMINGBACK!!!!
Lower chattin' pie goods throwin' broke boot movin' GENIUS!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:44pm.
I know who you're talking about. She claimed to have a bf or husband in the military who would choke her during sex or something, and she was always asking others about their sex lives. Stoney would remember - the two of them used to always get into it.
man - I don't remember the toilet bat Brit fan... and I should, as I loves me some Brit posts... :(
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Ok - here's another walk down mem lane - who was the former reg who posted about a daughter in an abusive relationship and - I don't know, she was, like, borderline, or a cutter or something - maybe she claimed to have had an abusive hubs or something, too - I think she was banned last spring -- I yakked with her some and totes missed out on her psycho side but read everybody talking about it after the fact
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:39pm.
OK dlisted regs - who was the kookier than batshit fuck -- I mean fvck ;) -- Angie lover that posted here ALL the time a yr or 2 ago? I mean, ALL the time - and started mad shit with everybody - lol
good tiiiimes...
LoveAngelina, wasn't it? She was funny, but she couldn't top the "toilet bats" Britney fan
omg - LA - I gots it - I remember - hahaha - THAT'S the one - I remember what it stands for now!! hahaha - oh sweet memories...
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:39pm.
OK dlisted regs - who was the kookier than batshit fuck -- I mean fvck ;) -- Angie lover that posted here ALL the time a yr or 2 ago? I mean, ALL the time - and started mad shit with everybody - lol
good tiiiimes...
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Love Angelina?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
OK fellow dlisted regs - who was the kookier than batshit fuck -- I mean fvck ;) -- Angie lover that posted here ALL the time a yr or 2 ago? I mean, ALL the time - and started mad shit with everybody - lol
good tiiiimes...
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LEAVE TERIANNE ALOOOOOOOONE....mostly cuz that nut jobs comments ain't showin' up on my screen...I want my daily
Angie is so BEYOOTEEFUL that you JEN HAGS can't stand it U R SO JELLUS...
loon comments....Where they at??????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:53pm.
oh & loonie,
p.s. i do know who the fvck you are.
Uhm, no you don't.
--What the What?!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
Yep. Champagne flute in the other hand, ciggie burning in the ashtray, & no brats or skanks screaming in her ear!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Night peachie!!!
*FVCKs peachie's avie*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Night sugarplums, I'm going to watch a movie with my daughter.
MMMMwah!
Crvp, you mean I waited all night for a loonie to post and TeriAnne gets off before I can respond.
Fvcking bvllshvt!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
I have my eye on you.
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Drats! I was hopin I could slide by cuz of the crazay!
oh man I need a wikipedia of loons
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
No, TeriAnn is not quite as....uh....cvnterrific.
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:32pm.
May I join, too? I would love that.
Also, just the idea of TeriAnn crying into her Brangelina collage and eating her weight in Twinkies over the breakup of The Golden Couple is enough to warm my cold, black heart.
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You bet. Everyone from DListed should go.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
They do, don't they?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Is Terianne LA?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
DAS IZ GOOT WIF FVCKMYNOOGIT
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
I have my eye on you.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I love how these Brangeloonies act and speak as if they personally know Goat Boy and his Wench. They truly believe if they ever met Wench and Goat Boy, they'd give them the time of day.
NEWSFLASH: THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I imagine JA reading this thread, smoking a fattie and LOLing at the ocean
Bwak
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I want to fvck a cvnt!
Hey, now I can curse without cursing! Kick azz!
Sugaroo on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:58pm
They make it really easy.....
JACKHAT! FHARFUVGNVGEN! (breaks her spell check)
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TeriAnne.... please, DO continue to enlighten us. Can you please write about five more paragraphs, please? We need your guidance. We need to see the error of our misanthropic ways!
Our minds here at DListed are so...so...so twisted and evil. Dear TeriAnne, please help us to see the light so we can come to rest our weary heads at the alter of St Bagolina, et all.
Save us, TeriAnne, save us!
Please, tell us more about the shining beacon that is Horse Teeth and Billy Goat.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 6:43pm.
Are you on a 24 hr pass from the asylum or what?
You don't even know these fuckin retarded people ( Brad and Jolie) so why get so fuckin protective over them? They don't give a flying shit fart about you or you defending them, nut!
Bradi is on fiyah!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
bradi's talkin all german with FVCK!
anyhow, after transformers, their relationship started slipping due to her ever growing insecurities KNOWING she could never live up to Jenifer (AKA- The ONE) Aniston. poor girl.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:53pm.
LOL. Okay.
Back on Topic: #2 The more I think about it, the more I think it is CZJ and Michael D. He's richer than God. And her career hasn't been all that lucrative. Also, I believe they've both played spies. Right?
--What the What?!!!
oh & loonie,
p.s. i do know who the fvck you are.
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Oh Loonie, you are all over the place with your denial and yet deluded self actualizing.
- You were "waiting for it"
- defensive tactic; "bring it"
- way too lengthy explanation as to what you are or are not to an anonymous entity that you say this "But if it pleases you to make me something I'm not, go for it. I don't even know who the f*ck you are and will never know. So, it's all good."
Conclusion, pleasing myself out trumps your cause.
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