Bitches Go Crazy For McNuggets
When are McDonald's employees going to learn that you never deny a crazy bitch Chicken McNuggets? NEVER! I mean, when a bitch rolls up to the drive-thru window with a twitch in her eye and a stiff fist, you just throw your entire inventory of McNuggets at her and then hide under the cash register. Two employees at a McDonald's in Toledo, Ohio learned this lesson the hard way.
On January 1st at 6 in the morning, 24-year-old Melodi Dushane (that's Melodi Doucheanal if you're a McDonald's manager) drove up to McDonald's hoping to feast on a 6-pack of processed fried chicken parts for her first meal of the new year. Let me correct myself. Her SECOND meal of the new year. I'm sure her first meal consisted of condom lube, pubic hair and Early Times whiskey. In my circle that's a balanced meal.
Anyway, the McDonald's employee just had to kill Melodi's buzz by telling her that they do not serve McNuggets before 11am. Well, Melodi responded the way any civilized human being in that situation would. She kissed her first for good luck and popped the bitch in the mouth. McPOW! I guess Melodi likes blood sauce with her nuggets.
After Melodi handed over her customer satisfaction survey in the form of a punch to the lip, the night manager came to the window. Melodi greeted her with a punch too and they both went at it. File this under: You might be a refined lady if....
The two were finally separated and Melodi got in the last word by breaking the drive-thru window with her fist. The police were called and Melodi was arrested.
Remember that Crazy McCrazy (no relation to Ronald) who called 911 after they told her they were out of McNuggets? Well, Melodi needs to join forces with that ho so the two can fight for the right to eat McNuggets! It's 2010! We should all be able to clog our arteries with Chicken McNuggets whenever or wherever we want!
Source: The Smoking Gun
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This is why I stick with double cheeseburgers from White Castle!!!
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Looks like a prettier version of Chloe Sevigny.
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what the fuck kind of drive thru window do they have? was she in a pickup truck cuz those things r like 10 miles away she must have an arm like gumby as i can barely reach my damn food from my car let alone the servers face
Everyone is saying that she looks like Lindsay... Well I think she looks like Chris Crocker, and it sounds like something that washed up, loser would do. I say it's Chris!!!
Submitted by Starqz on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:10am.
I am going to beat that cunt if I ever see her around town again.
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I hope you do. Customer service work is not worth the shitty money it pays.
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Bad decisions make great stories.
popeyes' is known to be out of honey quite frequently!!! love that chicken. lol. & yesterday the fast food people @ mcd's & wendys' drive thrus were in very bad moods!!! wth.
I really feel for all the people out there who toil in restaurants, putting up with the demands of their job, in addition to abusive patrons. I always try to be nice and make their life easier when I eat out. And I always tip, generously -- even in fast food joints.
Nuggets make me punchy...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
I was working at a Subway last year when this psychotic bitch came in one day with her 4 yr old son and a T-shirt on that said "Mood swing coming up in 8 seconds." She got pissed off at me and the asst. manager because she said we overcharged her 12 cents on her order. No big deal, we refunded her the money and I explained to her that we had no intention of trying to overcharge her for anything. She told me to shut the fuck up and I told her not to talk to me that way. She then proceeded to reach across the counter, slapped me across the face, and then she threw our cookie tray into the floor, shattering it as she ran out of the store. I chased her out to the parking lot and I was about to punch her in the face when the asst manager (a man) went outside and broke it up.
So when the cops came they took my side but said they couldn't arrest her because it was a misdemeanor committed out of their presence and the detective had to decide if he wanted to press charges against her. What happened is the police department later decided that they didn't give a shit about the case, she was never arrested, and I almost got fired from Subway because the higher up management said "I should have NEVER fought her back when she hit me. As a Subway employee I represent Subway and I shouldn't have hit her back"- they basically said that they expected me to stand there and take that kind of abuse from a "customer".
Fuck Subway. I quit right then and there, and I am going to beat that cunt if I ever see her around town again..
Just pure McAwesome sauce ha!
chicken fries are better, onion rings are more better, and she should cut her hair
she looks like trouble, she probably steals from shop rite
MCWHAM! MCBOFF! Oh, I like that one!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by star_grades on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:26pm.
Think it's just a coincidence that Toledo, Ohio is Robobot Katie Holmes hometown???
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McScientologist
McXenu?
I knew those damn Fry guys were up to something
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FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:37pm.
DWM: Imma sick mah girl JWow on you!!!
McPOW - it's like a comic book frame!
I wonder if that's Melodi with a smiley face above the "i"?
OOOOOpppps, I meant "no" instead of "know"......obviously........
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I'm your huckleberry...
Sowwy, but any person that gets that uptight about processed fast food needs to chill, FO SHO!!. Personally, I might get a little ticked off if Ruths Chris doesn't have my filet and au-gratin potatoes but I will not slap a bitch for McNuggets. I would be too embarrassed to be there in the first place. C'mon this is just too retarded for words. And if you want to call me a pre-madonna, I'll bitch-slap your shit like a man!!!!!! I see know reason to get ghetto with people that work HARD for a livin!!!!!! Course, I don't eat that shit......you know, that's just how I roll!
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I'm your huckleberry...
clarry the poor mans methed out Alicia
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It's obvious this classy bitch went to Finishing School. Emily Post would have approved.
Snowy,
Gift Certs available while they last *McPow*
Doesn't this crack-head look like a meth'd out Alicia Silverstone??
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Snowy you are awesome! lol!
Think it's just a coincidence that Toledo, Ohio is Robobot Katie Holmes hometown???
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by gee_gee on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:23pm.
Look. I'm not trying to excuse a bitch's behavior. But McDonald's is WRONG. Just in general. I rolled up to my local Micky D's one time at 7:45 am to get my bacon egg & cheese biscuit on. They had the nerve to tell me they were out of biscuits. Did you hear me? Biscuits. At 7:45 in the morning. I'm still pissed off. Shoulda punched somebody in the mouth.
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AW HELL NAW you shoulda McMelodied they McAzzes in they no biscuit havin' McMoufs...It just ain't right to do a whore like dat at 7;45 am...That ain't even whore hours up in there, so I KNOW you was hurtin' for a fix....
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holy fuckin shit i am lmaoooooo!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
My mom went to KFC once during lunchtime and they told her they were out of chicken! They said she could order side meals though.
Submitted by gee_gee on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:23pm.
Look. I'm not trying to excuse a bitch's behavior. But McDonald's is WRONG. Just in general. I rolled up to my local Micky D's one time at 7:45 am to get my bacon egg & cheese biscuit on. They had the nerve to tell me they were out of biscuits. Did you hear me? Biscuits. At 7:45 in the morning. I'm still pissed off. Shoulda punched somebody in the mouth.
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AW HELL NAW you shoulda McMelodied they McAzzes in they no biscuit havin' McMoufs...It just ain't right to do a whore like dat at 7;45 am...That ain't even whore hours up in there, so I KNOW you was hurtin' for a fix....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I bet Tila's ring was just one big crack rock. You know that shit was fake.
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FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:37pm.
DWM: Imma sick mah girl JWow on you!!!
yeah, i just saw that about casey johnson. this o.d. story (because you know that's what it is) is bound to be ugly.
tila dressed in a black minidress, exposed black bra, big black sunglasses, massive hat and veil. it's coming...
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Submitted by AnonymousBastard on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:54pm.
OH HELL NO! That Tila whatever is going to be fucking EVERYWHERE now.
OMFG
This woman is my hero. It pisses me off that I can't get the food I want when I want it. LORD KNOWS I'VE WANTED TO CHOKE A BITCH OVER NUGGETS
So I just read at TMZ that Casey Johnson died. I hate to make light of a death but this is the internet and I really don't give a fuck. Maybe this year the tide will turn and gutter trash will finally start seeing God's banhammer?
I KNEW THIS DECADE WOULD BE BETTER
I went to Hardee's once and tried to get a Mushroom and Swiss and the stupid bitch said " Sorry Sir, we only do breakfast. I will set you up with cinamon pack instead" I was all " WTF? IF I wated a cinamon biscuit pjk i wouldve ordered one. I want a m&s! She says that'll be 2.99 at the window.
I go to the window and pay, stupidly thinkin i am gettin a burger- No!!!!!!!!
a damn cinamon biscuit pk in the bag! I drove back round and threw it on their drive up window.
Bastards!
ha ha clarry free mcnuggets with each accepted friend request
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
This happened in my hometown. (hangs head in shame) Chalk it up to East side white trash
Saw this on the news and those were the 1st words out of my mouth. Actually the night manager grabbed her by her hair and tried to pull her into the drive thru window GHETTO!
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Snowy!
Duh. Tell her that you have extra nuggets!
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
i thought this was Chris Crocker!
why won't she talk to me????!!!ololol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Rush, is that you? Should you be taking more speed to lose more fat right now?
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 6:20pm.
This is life in the Age of Obama. What a mean country we live in now.
OMFGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWD I am LMFAO at McPOW!!!!!
*can't.stop*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Snowy!!
Bwhahaha!! I'm going to change my MS status to "IHasNuggets!"
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Buuuuuwwwwwaaaaaaa! She just updated her My Space to "private" .... poor dear, she feels she being stalked!!
Oh cool! So she might be lurking here as we speak!!!
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Submitted by youwillneverkno... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:02pm.
I love that she lists Michael K as one of the people she would like to meet.
Oh cool! So she might be lurking here as we speak!!!
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Submitted by youwillneverkno... on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:02pm.
I love that she lists Michael K as one of the people she would like to meet.
Aww shit, she might sign up on D-listed and bring her brand of fuckery here.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by gee_gee on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 7:23pm.
Look. I'm not trying to excuse a bitch's behavior. But McDonald's is WRONG. Just in general. I rolled up to my local Micky D's one time at 7:45 am to get my bacon egg & cheese biscuit on. They had the nerve to tell me they were out of biscuits. Did you hear me? Biscuits. At 7:45 in the morning. I'm still pissed off. Shoulda punched somebody in the mouth.
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"Did you hear me?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
LOL Clarry I wasn't that clever, just told her to check dlisted, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Once upon a time, I worked at Mickey D"s. Working drive-up is the most weirdest fucking job I have ever had.
I had one customer who had a germ phobia and she would literally com covered in plastic. Her face was covered with a surgical mask, plastic bag on her head, rubber gloves.We had to handle her food a certain way. She basically wore a homemade ''Outbreak'' hazmat suit
The other bizarre story was one time I forgot to give an old dude a penny back for his change and he freaked out! He said I was trying to steal his money and holding up the drive thru. Until my short , gay black manager had to come to the window and told him , in his exact words, To get the fuck out of his drive thru. That was weird but funny at the same time.
Ahh good times..
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
haha her status on Myspace says: Stalked.
Look. I'm not trying to excuse a bitch's behavior. But McDonald's is WRONG. Just in general. I rolled up to my local Micky D's one time at 7:45 am to get my bacon egg & cheese biscuit on. They had the nerve to tell me they were out of biscuits. Did you hear me? Biscuits. At 7:45 in the morning. I'm still pissed off. Shoulda punched somebody in the mouth.
Snowy, you didn't! Did you tell her she's featured on DListed?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Snowy...
Did you say
"I feel like chicken tonightttt
Like chicken tonighttttttt!"
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
She's on MS right now, LOL
I sent her a message
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OMFG, I think I went to high school with that bitch.